Try watching Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in the sexy “Fifty Shades of Grey” trailer without squirming a little in your seat. TheWrap ranks 15 of the most squirm-worthy moments with our notoriously accurate “Squirm Scale”
"Mr. Grey will see you now."
The anticipation builds as you realize this is the moment you will be able to put a face to THE Christian Grey.
Squirm Scale: 1.3
"What was he like?"- Kate
"He was polite, intense, smart, [pause] really intimidating."-Anastasia
We could not agree more!
Squirm Scale: 3
"I would like to know more about you."- Christian
"There's really not much to know about me. I mean, look at me" -Anastasia
It's always the quiet ones…
Squirm Scale: 2
"I am." -Christian
Sharp intake followed by a squirm…no he did not!
Squirm Scale: 5
Eye contact. Eye contact. Eye contact.
Squirm Scale: 3.5
"I exercise control in all things Miss Steele" - Christian
"That must be really boring"-Anastasia
Oh how wrong you are Ana.
Squirm Scale: 6
"I don't do romance"- Christian
Oh how wrong YOU are Mr. Grey
Squirm Scale: 5.3
Sexual. Sexual. Sexual… Tension
Squirm Scale: 7
"My tastes are [pause]…"- Christian
Abs. Abs. Abs.
Squirm Scale: 8
"…are very singular" - Christian
Squirm Scale: 8.5
Yes, enlighten us Christian…RIGHT NOW
Squirm Scale: 9
Squirm Scale: 9.8
Squirm Scale: 9.9
Squirm Scale: 10
Squirm Scale: BROKEN