Perez Hilton's Pitch to Be the Next ‘Idol’ Judge (Video)

The “Queen of All Media” takes his “American Idol” campaign to Funny or Die

Perez Hilton has been less than subtle about his desire to replace Simon Cowell on "American Idol." (To be fair, Hilton has never been subtle about anything). In this video from Funnyordie.com, the self-styled Queen of All Media takes a few choice shots at the existing judges while getting in a plug for himself.