Dailies | Jesse Eisenberg Gives Real Bad Advice During Fake Talk Show (Video)

“The Social Network” star proves he's not quite ready to step into Dr. Phil's shoes in new Funny or Die skit

Mothers, lock up your daughters — at least when Jesse Eisenberg comes around to dispense advice.

The "Social Network" star doles out some exceedingly ill-considered nuggets of wisdom to the tween girls of the world in "Staying Positive With Jesse," a new — and, thankfully, utterly fictitious — talk show posted Tuesday on Funny or Die.

Watch Eisenberg do his worst to muddle the minds of tomorrow's young women while dropping junk science about love, friendship and personal hygiene in the video.