Role Model? Shanna Moakler is In Serious Denial
May, 16, 2009 7:54 pm | Comments On #Carrie Prejean, Media, Miss California, Playboy, Reese Witherspoon, Shanna MoaklerOh, no she didn’t!
I tuned in to my regular radio talk show where the discussion was the recent
abdication of the director’s throne over at the Miss California pageant offices.
I was sure I had missed hearing Reese Witherspoon’s name instead of Shanna Moakler’s in the part of the good-bye speech mentioning a role model.
But my ears had not betrayed me.
I had heard the former beauty queen’s quote correctly, and I was in complete shock while picking up my kids at school.
Did Moakler really say, “I feel it's more important to be a role model for my children,” as she stepped down from her righteous post?
After refocusing my thoughts, I pondered the loss and concluded Moakler left me no option but to gush about how she would be a good youth role model; one we can easily...
Read MoreBurger King and that SpongeBob Commercial
May, 02, 2009 5:04 pm | Comments On #Burger King, Discovery Channel, Hasbro, SpongeBob SquarePants, TelevisionI’m somewhat glad my kids are well in their teens now (could do with less back-talk, but you can read about this issue on my blog www.mamarazziknowbest.com), and that we survived the turbulent downward spiral of television programming for families.
We can now cautiously sit together through a few shows and commercials, and seldom have to cringe or change the channel due to inappropriate content during prime family TV time.
Today, when an ad for a man’s medical condition runs while my men are watching a golf tournament in the middle of the day on a Sunday, we just raise an eyebrow and silently wait until the uncomfortable moment passes -- knowing full well both kids know exactly what the couple in the ad went to do when they left the kitchen dancing.
In spite of their ages, 14 and 17, and related...
Read MoreDriving Under the Influence of Celebrity
April, 16, 2009 4:54 pm | Comments On #celebrity culture, Disney, Media, miley cyrus, Nick Jonas, teen drivers
Just as I was starting to feel comfortable trusting Miley Cyrus to act her age, and not suspecting that any of the Jonas Brothers would take a public misstep, I was thrown for a furious loop when I saw a photo (courtesy of TMZ) and a video (PerezHilton.com) of 16-year-old Nick Jonas driving 16-year-old Miley Cyrus in his vintage Mustang.

The Disney stars apparently got into a fender bender. Judging by the video, Cyrus was directing Jonas while he tried to avoid hitting a car parked on the passenger side, which he clipped, and then drove off.
I'll repeat this: I saw a photo and a video of Jonas in the driver's seat, with Cyrus in the passenger seat, leaving a Los Angeles...
Read MoreAttack of the 'Monster' Marketing Ploys
March, 27, 2009 12:32 pm | Comments On #ATM, Bank of America, DreamWorks, Monsters vs. AliensThere couldn’t be a more apt description for the resurrected 3D movie fad, and accompanying marketing campaign than: “In your face.” DreamWorks is making sure everywhere you turn there’s an advertisement for their latest multi-million budget movie, “Monsters vs. Aliens,” so you won’t forget to make the family trip to the Cineplex to help pay for this Technicolor ambush.
The ATM and your e-mail’s in-box are two of the latest tactical moves the creative movie studios’ will use to raid your wallet.
If your account is at Bank of America, or you gave American Eagle your e-mail address, you’ll be subject to the colorful advertisements for the 3D monster movie. However, B of A will reward you for visiting the ATM. The promo at B of A ATMs directs you to go home, log on, and follow the prompts you got at the money...
Read MoreYes, 3D's Cool, but Who Can Afford It?
March, 19, 2009 5:44 pm | Comments On #3D, hannah montana, jonas brothers, miley cyrusThe 3D movie trend is about to go into hyper-mode -- and the price for the family moviegoing 3D experience is also reaching stratospheric levels.
Let’s take the recent Jonas Brothers in-your-face extravaganza.
In our neck of the woods, it cost a family of four a whopping $60 to sit in a comfy chair, wearing the innocuous plastic glasses we seemed to pay for thrice (and which ended up in the trash soon after the movie was over) to watch the boys cavort -- no popcorn or drinks, dinner afterwards, or gas included.
Sure, concert movies are the next best thing to being there -- front row and center -- if you can’t muster the energy and expense it takes to purchase a ticket for the real thing. But for families cash-strapped by the recession, watching a 3D concert movie will have them double-dipping in their wallets to afford these high tech flicks.
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Read MoreLiving La Vida 'Slumdog'
March, 09, 2009 6:03 pm | Comments On #Slumdog MillionaireAzharuddin Mohammed Ismail is 10, and Rubina Ali is 9. They played the young versions of Salim and Latika in the Oscar winning “Slumdog Millionaire.”
They were flown out to Hollywood for the Oscars, and treated like VIPs on the red carpet. But their celebrity status disappeared as soon as the kids were back in India, and they’re having trouble re-adjusting to home life again.
Their hero’s welcome quickly faded as they returned to their pre-Oscar-winning routines -- and to the real slum they were living in prior to the incredible success of “Slumdog.”
The child actors have been exposed to life in America, and it only took a short visit to realize how good life can be in this country. The British paper The Telegraph reported that Rubina, who was still wearing the awards dress almost a month later, wanted “a proper bed to...
Read MoreA Jonas Brothers Virus Survival Kit
February, 26, 2009 7:22 pm | Comments On #jonas brothersDisney’s “The Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience” opens tonight at midnight, and the pressure to attend the very first showing is hanging around our home like a cold that just won’t go away.
The Jonas Brothers virus hit our home about two years ago and has not lifted its tight grip off my 13-year-old daughter since then. The cost of the treatment for OJD, Obsessive Jonas Disorder, is up there with the cost of a routine out-patient procedure: Twelve concert tickets, hotels, gasoline, attire, and arts and crafts materials for the obligatory sign any true Jonas fan must have at all the Bros events, must be hovering around $1,000 (probably more, but I don’t want to face the music!).
Why and how would a parent support such an obsession, and how do you raise a kid and remain grounded? Simple, at least for me, and I consider myself a pretty...
Read MoreYoung Hollywood, Rudderless Again
February, 18, 2009 3:49 pm | Comments On #Chris Brown, RihannaRihanna is 20, and Chris Brown is only 19 -- just barely adults. It seems their lover’s quarrel went badly when self-control was thrown out the window -- and left by the roadside along with the passenger. Once again, Young Hollywood's real life lacking the entertainment industry’s suggested PG (parental guidance) rating.
We’ve heard quite a lot about young celebs losing their way, making bad decisions and not thinking before acting (pun intended). Paris, Britney, Lindsay, lately Miley... And just look at Michel Phelps now. What’s notable about Brown and Rihanna’s altercation is abovel all their age. I wonder, before the fisticuffs went down, did the young couple have recourse to someone helpful, including their own moral compass? Do either of them have family nearby to redirect them at each misstep? What happened to that old...
Read MoreKeeping Young Hollywood Real
February, 05, 2009 2:42 pm | Comments On #family values, Hollywood, Movies, parenting, suzette valeWith two working parents in American families almost a must in this terrible economy, travel and family outings are the first things cut out of the household entertainment budget. What do we have left to fill our leisure time with? Television and movies – we all still depend on Hollywood to keep us entertained and dreaming - at least for now.
Those of us living on the fringe of Hollywood (we listen to The Sleez, watch TMZ and ET and feel connected) assume that what we're shown by the media is true, and for vigilant parents keeping it real at home is a daunting task. Enter young Hollywood - or Disneywood, or Hollyland, whatever you want to call it. The A-list young celebs are everywhere (and on everything), making it difficult to ignore them and the influence they have on our family and, ready for this, our values.
Hollywood and values? Is this an...
Read MoreD-BOX Will Rock Your Socks Off at the Movies
December, 31, 1969 4:00 pm | Comments On #3D, D-BOX, exhibition, Guy Marcoux, Inception, motion simulation, MoviesWatching "Inception" at the cinema was quite a mental ride, but experiencing this movie in a D-BOX seat was another unexpected thrill! The motion-encoded movie chair will rock your socks, shake you awake and sway you in almost imperceptible motions perfectly synced to the action and soundtrack on screen.
Just make sure you read the disclaimer carefully when the box-office attendant hands it to you along with your premium tickets. What you read is what you get!
“Warning: The D-BOX motion system and motion-enabled seats may be harmful to…” Any experienced roller-coaster enthusiast knows the rest.
Technology for the movement-encoded seats has been around for about 10 years. It started with home theaters (you’ll have to shell out about $10,000 for a home system) and gaming products, but...
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Suzette Valle was recognized by Time Warner Cable as one of San Diego's 50 Best Moms. Living in San Diego with her husband and two teenagers, she is a"golf and softball mom" who blogs about parenting and Hollywood's influence on children's daily lives and family values at www.MamarazziKnowsBest.com. Follow her on Twitter: @MamarazziKnows.
