Perez Hilton's Upcoming Book Outselling Carrie Prejean's

Flameball promises “juicy shiz” in “True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Cheating, and Overdosing.”

Sarah Palin isn’t the only celebrity queen busy hawking a new book this week. Perez Hilton announced on Tuesday that his upcoming “True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Cheating, and Overdosing” — his second book this year — will be released on December 1.

The flameball promises the straight-to-paperback title (“I wanted it to be affordable for my readers!”) will “shed new light on all the juicy shiz that went down this year with the famous — and the infamous.”

“Lots of celebrities are gonna be pissed after they read this book,” Perez — looking like a bloggy Tom Wolfe on the cover — boasts, “and we wouldn't have it any other way!”

So far, the tease appears to be working. Pre-orders for the book are outselling Carrie Prejean on Amazon.com, as well as Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s. (Raise your hand if you knew they had a book out.)

Perez also says he will sign any copies sent to him with return postage.

Merry Christmas, Grandma!