Comedian writes on website that he doesn't think he could do better

Aaron Sorkin is suddenly nice, Ricky Gervais isn't, and why is the race so boring?

Host takes direct aim at Hollywood Foreign Press Association (and Charlie Sheen) during Sunday night's broadcast

Show retains 99 percent of last year's audience, according to preliminary numbers

And other burning questions: How did Ricky do? What will it all mean for Oscar?

Hollywood Foreign Press Association takes some shots while bestowing other top honors on Natalie Portman, Colin Firth and "The Kids Are All Right"

Steve Carell will give the firm's human-relations firm four weeks to find a new, cooler boss

Star Jason Segel co-wrote the script with his "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" director Nicholas Stoller

January Jones, Julianna Margulies, and Matthew Morrison will also hand out awards at the September ceremony

"Mad Men" star Jon Hamm, "Glee's" Lea Michele, Martha Stewart and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg are among the stars signed up to guest on upcoming episodes of "The Simpsons"