The show begins with the announcement that after tonight, five men will be left and all of them will get hometown dates. In a talking head, Michael says he wants some smoochy, smoochy. Who is this guy, Richie Cunningham?
The group boards the Rocky Mountaineer train. Nice. Did you know that traffic on Tourism BC’s website has been up 25 percent over the last few weeks? With the beautiful views from the train, expect this trend to continue.
Robby gets first one-on-one, but doesn’t want the pressure. His motto is “I think I can I think I can I think I can.” Nice train reference, Robby.
Score.
Having kids is going to be deal breaker for Jillian. Guess it’s good to get that out there, but don’t you think that’s a lot of pressure? “Love has no age, love doesn’t have a job,” Robby says. Or, he was just reading it from a fortune cookie.
So hold on, Jillian thinks Robby is the kind of guy she could marry, but only in the future? She says that he’s the first person she thinks of when she’s down or when she’s happy, but she lets him go? Isn’t that what love is, Jillian? Tsk … Robby out.
Couldn’t they at least have given him a sweater? He’s out there in the cold with only his shirt. Harsh, ABC. And is Michael crying for Robby? Wow.
Wes slips into Jillian’s room as she’s sleeping. The skeptic in me thinks he has some ulterior sexual motive, but he just wants to hug her. Awww. BARF! He even admits that he has a hidden agenda, he has records to sell, and he’s “got Jillian wrapped around his little finger, y’all.”
I take back all the nasty things I said about David and now apply them to Wes. Bastard!
Group date begins with six guys in the snow, as we find out that Reid gets the last one-on-one. Tanner P is already matching her snowshoes to her sweater. Yo, Tanner, if things don’t work out, there will always be a job waiting for you at your local shoe store.
Reid, while waiting for the group date, is asking all of the train staff for advice about his date. Jake gets the first time alone with her, and says he could easily fall in love with her. Just like their first one on one, their hands engage in intercourse. Jake seems like a good guy, and I think he’s a shoe-in for the final three. Kip, another shoe-in for the final three, takes her away and also proves that he’s a good guy, and in my opinion at least, the best match for Jillian. He also gets the first hot kiss of the night.
The rest of the boys move in and the conversation turns to underwear. Tanner drops his drawers and reveals the strangest pair of underwear I have ever seen, and he’s also sporting wood. I don’t think I will ever be the same after being witness to this unconventional sight.
