The season has only just begun for Bravo's "The Real Housewives of New York City," and I’m already dreading the day it will come to an end. These chicks are fantastic television.
Bethenny and Jason are together, and she is complaining about the other ladies, which is all she seems to do this season. Jason tells her they need to find a place to live together and she says OK. He says that before they move in together, “There will be a commitment from me.”
Bethenny says it was so sweet and loving for him to say. Really? Did he ask her to marry him and I missed it? Since when is simply saying that there “will be” a commitment a romantic gesture? We all know they got married this weekend, but still, promising a commitment is not romantic.
Kelly and LuAnn are at a fashion show and it’s like watching a scene from "Dumb and Dumber." Bethenny joins them, and the gloves are off. Lisa Rinna is there, chatting with the ladies. Sidebar: I think LuAnn tries to get her hair to look like Lisa’s, but it’s never quite there.
LuAnn says to Bethenny that she has seen her at a lot of fashion shows. Bethenny accuses LuAnn of taking more digs at her. Bethenny then goes off and calls LuAnn a snake and tells her that Jill has been telling everyone that she sleeps around and cannot be trusted. Meow!
Sidebar: Bethenny has been saying for years that she wants to have a man, career, child and friends. She got the career and the man and has a baby on the way, but she is blowing off all of her friends. She cannot handle having everything, and she has forgotten who was there for her when she had nothing. It’s sad to see her change so much.
To be clear, LuAnn is allowed to sleep with whomever she wants, as often as she wants. Her husband left her, and even before he left, he was sleeping around. Who cares? She is a grownup, and the Count was openly seeing other women, and if her sleeping with someone made her feel better, then rock on, sister.
LuAnn and Bethenny sit with Kelly, and LuAnn starts recapping to Kelly. But Bethenny is sitting with them, and can hear what she is saying. She tells Kelly that Bethenny called her a skank. Bethenny corrects her and says she called her a snake, to which LuAnn responds, same thing.
Bethenny tells her to stop talking about her, and LuAnn says she was not talking about her. Really? There are cameras on you, “Countess,” and we all just heard you talking about her, including Bethenny, who is sitting with you! If you’re going to lie, do it without millions of witnesses.
To clarify, my darling LuAnn, snake and skank are not the same thing. It’s probably better to be a snake, not a skank.
