OK, you win. 

I’d completely refrained from following the Gosselin affair, but can’t hold off any longer.

Just when the focus had turned to other entertainment news, ‘Katezilla’ -- as she’s affectionately referred to by others in the media -- strikes again, and this time ABC hired the controversial celeb and mother-of-eight to guest-host a popular daytime talk show.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PICK ME!

I want in on that rumored mommy-centric show with Paula Deen and Kate Gosselin. And you'd better make it quickly too, because it looks like this train wreck is on the fast track!