Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Jon Gosselin hopes to postpone his divorce (that potbellied fame whore), Roman Polanski (elections must be coming up!), Sarah Palin hawking her new book (they're afraid to book her on the lecture circuit because she's a blithering idiot) and Hugh Jackman (hot) and Daniel Craig (hot) take Broadway. So sit your tookus down and watch ... and be sure to catch Ester on Wonderwall.com.

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: "Heroes" uses a lesbian kiss to boost ratings (yeah, get the midwestern boys all hot and bothered), "Where the Wild Things Are" (if your kids are scared of giant hairy things, don't let them watch "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"), Cellphone Maria (what, she and Arnold can't afford a cheap headset from Fry's?) and "Southland" canceled for being too gritty (it's filmed in South-Central ... what were they expecting, Mr.

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Balloon Boy's family stunt to get on a reality show (it worked ... they're gonna end up on "Cops"), "Glee" doing an all-Madonna episode (the bitch is gonna clean up on iTunes), vampire-mania (they should add one to "Melrose Place"... the show already sucks) and Eric Braeden leaving "Young and the Restless" because he refused a salary cut (Mr. Pissypants is an idiot). So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Everyone's talking about Roman Polanski again (should he stay or should he go?), Kate Gosselin display of blond ambition (after conquering TV, she wants to try movies), Adam Lambert's new album cover (it's Bowie meets Pink!) and Rod Stewart's daddy dreams (maybe he's trying to get his own TLC reality show). So sit your tookus down and watch ...