Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: the dueling Revs Sharpton & Jackson, daddy Joe Jackson ("I'm doin' pretty good"?! Your son has died!), Diana Ross (stop in the name of custody!) ... God, get me a pill! So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze in Hollywood, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week on TheWrap. In this episode: Michael Jackson is finally laid to rest in a grand red-carpet, Hollywood style ... and it just wouldn't be "American Idol" without Paula Abdul.

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Jon Gosselin (his secret: hatch eight brats then divorce your wife), "Harry Potter" (go, Hogwarts!), and Barbara Walters upset by the penises and pubic hair in "Bruno" (her words, not ours). So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Oprah in trouble (maybe we're just tired of looking at Gayle King), Paula Abdul (give her a raise or "Idol's" gonna tank ), and Haim Saban, accused of a $150M tax dodge (maybe Martha Stewart can teach your ass some prison lingo). So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Ben Silverman leaves NBC (only in Hollywood can you fail miserably and get a promotion!), Jack Nicholson gone boating in France (he's taking up all of France) and Barack Obama, whose life-size stand-ups at Dulles Airport have dropped in price from $40 to $9.99 (imagine, the president, a blue-light special!). So sit your tookus down and watch ...