Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Kate Gosselin joins "The View" (she replaces right wing preggo loudmouth Elisabeth Hasselbeck); Chris Brown sentenced to picking up trash (isn't that what started the fight with Rihanna in the first place?!), George Clooney's next film, "Men Who Stare at Goats" (what is it, a West Virginia love story?) and, of course, Michael Jackson's concrete funeral. So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Ellen's the new "Idol" judge (we go from Vicodin comedy to real funny lady); "Melrose Place" (come on, they had more texting than dialogue),  Tyra showing off (gasp!) her real hair (scary what we settle for as entertainment nowadays) and, of course, Forest Lawn upping the cost of its plots, post-Michael. So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Kanye steals Taylor Swift's VMA moment (sorry seems to be the hardest word for this moron), Lady Gag Me (sorry, that's GaGa) and George "Star Trek" Takei, and his husband, on "The Newlywed Game" (that muffled sound you hear is Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck pooping themselves.). Also, tributes to Patrick Swayze and Mary Travers. So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Perez Hilton jumps the gun on Jaclyn Smith's death (he's a bureau of misinformation), Mackenzie Phillips (ewwww!) and Heather Locklear's return to "Melrose Place" (money changes everything). So sit your tookus down and watch ... and be sure to catch Ester on Wonderwall.com.