Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: "New Moon's" Taylor Lautner shows his pecs, Levi Johnston hides his sex, Johnny Depp looks his best and Sarah Palin is ... pretty much everywhere pushing her book! So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Lou Dobbs ditches CNN (probably to join the flag-wavers at Fox), "Hank" and "Eastwick" are canceled (did anyone even see them?), Current TV cuts staff (another network no one watches) and Omarosa is ba-a-a-ack! So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Michael Jackson's "This" is all that (it made more than $100 million worldwide), Jay Leno says he'd go back to late night (the networks other than NBC might not like that), the Parents Television Council judges "Gossip Girl" (without even having seen it -- imagine that!) and "Melrose Place" evicts Ashley Simpson. So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Everyone's talking about Roman Polanski again (should he stay or should he go?), Kate Gosselin display of blond ambition (after conquering TV, she wants to try movies), Adam Lambert's new album cover (it's Bowie meets Pink!) and Rod Stewart's daddy dreams (maybe he's trying to get his own TLC reality show). So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Balloon Boy's family stunt to get on a reality show (it worked ... they're gonna end up on "Cops"), "Glee" doing an all-Madonna episode (the bitch is gonna clean up on iTunes), vampire-mania (they should add one to "Melrose Place"... the show already sucks) and Eric Braeden leaving "Young and the Restless" because he refused a salary cut (Mr. Pissypants is an idiot). So sit your tookus down and watch ...

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: "Heroes" uses a lesbian kiss to boost ratings (yeah, get the midwestern boys all hot and bothered), "Where the Wild Things Are" (if your kids are scared of giant hairy things, don't let them watch "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"), Cellphone Maria (what, she and Arnold can't afford a cheap headset from Fry's?) and "Southland" canceled for being too gritty (it's filmed in South-Central ... what were they expecting, Mr.

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Jon Gosselin hopes to postpone his divorce (that potbellied fame whore), Roman Polanski (elections must be coming up!), Sarah Palin hawking her new book (they're afraid to book her on the lecture circuit because she's a blithering idiot) and Hugh Jackman (hot) and Daniel Craig (hot) take Broadway. So sit your tookus down and watch ... and be sure to catch Ester on Wonderwall.com.

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Perez Hilton jumps the gun on Jaclyn Smith's death (he's a bureau of misinformation), Mackenzie Phillips (ewwww!) and Heather Locklear's return to "Melrose Place" (money changes everything). So sit your tookus down and watch ... and be sure to catch Ester on Wonderwall.com.

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Kanye steals Taylor Swift's VMA moment (sorry seems to be the hardest word for this moron), Lady Gag Me (sorry, that's GaGa) and George "Star Trek" Takei, and his husband, on "The Newlywed Game" (that muffled sound you hear is Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck pooping themselves.). Also, tributes to Patrick Swayze and Mary Travers. So sit your tookus down and watch ...