Do you care? Seriously? Are you the one watching network television on Saturdays? There'll be college football on ABC for a while, COPS and AMERICA'S MOST WANTED aren't going anywhere, and the other networks have reruns.

Read a book. Nothing to see here...

Next: Sunday.

The rest of the week: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...

Friday, with its dwindling, aging audiences, isn't the place for networks to launch ambitious new shows. (Although thanks, FOX, for renewing FRINGE.)

It is, however, a good night to relocate shows on the decline. UNDERCOVER BOSS started off very strong on Sundays, but it's been steadily heading lower, and it's time for the show to find a more comfortable resting place on Fridays. Similarly, we see the big event of the night as being CBS's relocation of the original CSI from Thursday to Friday. It's still a solid show, but its ratings have been going in the wrong direction since William L. Petersen left, and that's unlikely to reverse itself. On...

We expect NBC to be very aggressive on Tuesdays. As on Monday, they should have their new hit THE VOICE to start off the night. We think they'll follow it with the show that seems to be their  No. 1 priority for Fall, SMASH. This is the story of the making of a Broadway musical, with Debra Messing as the composer of the show-within-the-show. It will feature original songs by the real composer, HAIRSPRAY's Marc Shaiman; the pilot has also reportedly received the hands-on attention of executive producer Steven Spielberg. With all that, and despite the huge success of GLEE, this is a risky project, and we're dubious that a musical without the relatable setting of high school can...