Lindsay Lohan doesn’t want me revealing this, but the truth is she risked arrest not because she’s some brat who was too busy in Cannes, but because she’s brave and loyal to her friends, including me -- her limo driver.
I was all set to take her to court on time, but her lawyer canceled the booking.
“They say if I drive up to the courthouse in a stretch limo, it’ll make a bad impression,” Lindsay said when she called long-distance last week. “It’s just not done.”
“Well, how the hell are you supposed to get there? Helicopter?” I asked.
“A regular car,” she said.
“A w-what --?”
“Well, it can be an Escalade or a Lexus RX or a Navigator … or probably even a dumb old Bronco … It just can’t be a stretch limo. My lawyer said it’...