I’ll have a chicken wrap with a diet soda and a small, slim and light air-popped popcorn, please, and hold the butter.

Umm ... and an apple and peanut butter for dessert while I watch a two-and-a-half hour long Sci-Fi flick … at my local theater!

Anxious teenagers don't have to wait much longer for "Alice in Wonderland."

Taylor Swift may not have made history like Beyonce at the recent Grammy Awards, and she may have been accused of singing out of range during her duet with Fleetwood Mack's Steve Nicks. But congratulations are still in order for her well-earned awards recognizing the luminous singer's productive music career, and for upholding class and style while climbing out of the entertainment industry trenches.

Good bye Jay Leno, it was nice while it lasted. 

Keeping with the year-end tradition of selecting the "Best Of" or 'Worst Of," I came up with a list representing my contributions to cyber Hollywood this year. But I would be remiss if I first didn’t thank TheWrap for allowing me to join its Hollyblogs section when the publication launched in February of this year.

Fore!!!

From "Teen Queen" to "Worst Celeb Influence," what a difference a year makes for Miley Cyrus.

In case there are people out there who still think “she can’t be that bad if she’s on Disney," this news flash is for you: It took 44,560 kids’ votes in a poll at JSUK. (Just So You Know) to confirm that Miley Cyrus is the "Worst Female Celebrity Influence" of 2009!

The harebrained stunt Richard Heene pulled off on TV was the best reality show I’ve seen so far. A good number of non-unionized reality TV script writers would have loved to come up with the flying saucer-with-boy-trapped-in-it plot. Or did they?

PLEASE, PLEASE, PICK ME!

I want in on that rumored mommy-centric show with Paula Deen and Kate Gosselin. And you'd better make it quickly too, because it looks like this train wreck is on the fast track!

OK, you win. 

I’d completely refrained from following the Gosselin affair, but can’t hold off any longer.

Just when the focus had turned to other entertainment news, ‘Katezilla’ -- as she’s affectionately referred to by others in the media -- strikes again, and this time ABC hired the controversial celeb and mother-of-eight to guest-host a popular daytime talk show.