Carly Fiorina Sings, Twitter Gets PTSD (Video)

“Okay,” one user says, “the Carly Fiorina song is actually the scariest thing I’ve ever seen”

And you thought Ted Cruz was the creepy one.

Just after the Texas senator named Carly Fiorina as his pick for Vice President, the former Hewlett-Packard CEO decided to scare the living daylights out of the crowd, and the millions watching at home, with one of the most disturbing nursery rhymes since “Rock-a-bye Baby.”

Fiorina burst into a song she made up for Cruz’s young daughters while on the campaign trail. And just to make sure everyone had nightmares for the foreseeable future, she gave it a Hansel & Gretel kind of vibe.

You can watch the video above. (Warning: We’re still trying to get it out of our heads.)

It seems the song is a big hit on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/Kapn_Karl/status/725426852479811584

https://twitter.com/JudyMichiganMom/status/725427154314354688

https://twitter.com/lesbianakin/status/725473611176370176

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