Despite widespread reports, the actor-writer-producer and New Line are still just "in talks"
Deal is expected to close soon on first shagalicious film since 2002's "Goldmember"
The "Shrek" actor will voice the lovelorn skunk in a live-action/CGI hybrid currently in development
Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week
"Laverne & Shirley" creator Garry Marshall mentions Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel for rumored feature film
Actually four, plus Leonardo DiCaprio. But he's here for a reason.
