Chelsea Handler, CBS in Talks for Late-Night Spot (Exclusive)

Chelsea Handler, CBS in Talks for Late-Night Spot (Exclusive)

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Insider tells TheWrap that the star was already negotiating for a show with the network ahead of David Letterman's retirement announcement

Chelsea Handler is in talks with CBS for a late-night talk show, an individual close to the producer and E! talk show host told TheWrap.

CBS contacted Handler to discuss the potential of hosting a syndicated show in the wake of her announcing this week that she's leaving E! when her contract expires at the end of the year. But Handler has told CBS that she isn't interested in that option. As a result, CBS then expressed interest in considering Handler for Craig Ferguson‘s 12:30 a.m. slot.

Also read: Insiders: Chelsea Handler Leaving E! When Contract Expires

She will be meeting with CBS Corp.'s chairman and CEO Les Moonves in the next few weeks to continue the discussions of joining CBS's late-night lineup, the individual said. But, Letterman's retirement announcement on Thursday has changed the landscape for her. Handler now has her eye on Letterman's “Late Show” spot instead. Either timeslot would make her the first woman to host a late-night broadcast show since Cynthia Garrett hosted NBC's “Later” from 2000-2001.

CBS declined comment to TheWrap.

See photos: 14 Late Night TV Hosts Ranked by Popularity

Of course, she'll have to prove to CBS that she can break out of her niche audience and appeal to a more general audience for CBS to consider her for the spot.

A role with CBS is just one of the projects that Handler has been considering. Ideally, she wanted a weekly radio show on Sirius XM with a taped version of the show on Netflix, the latter of which she's already in talks with, according to the individual. (Netflix told TheWrap that Handler had not been in talks with the company about a show.)

Also read: The Most and Least Liked Late Night Talk Show Hosts: From Stephen Colbert to Arsenio Hall

The insider said that she has also been approached by Jeff Zucker for CNN or HLN and by FX. But, again, the Letterman spot has changed things for her. It is now No. 1 on her list.

The CBS-Handler talks would also suggest that the network was at the very least entertaining a replacement for Craig Ferguson at 12:30 a.m. The “Late, Late Show” host reportedly has right of first refusal for Letterman's spot, although CBS may not want to give it to him.

Also read: How Letterman Broke the News to His Staff – and Les Moonves

Ferguson has been regularly falling to NBC's “Late Night” in recent years. When Jimmy Fallon hosted at 12:35, he topped Ferguson roughly five nights to Craig's every one. And since Seth Meyers has taken over, his version has more than doubled Ferguson's average rating in the Adults 18-49 demographic — though those numbers are inflated due to interest.

Editor's note: An earlier version of this article mistakenly stated that Joan Rivers was the last woman to host a late show on a broadcast network. It was in fact Cynthia Garrett.

  • hupto

    If CBS gives 11:35 to Handler, they'll surpass NBC in the Gross Stupidity Sweepstakes.

    • Suzanne Larson

      Well-said.

    • Eeesh

      Any time slot to her would be insane.

      • A_lawyer_who_knows

        Zero chance Handler will replace Letterman.The deal is already done, and its a familiar late night face.

        • No_Sense

          Right! CBS has made a deal with Johnny Carson.

          • twinstick1

            Wouldn't it be funny if they tap Jay Leno???

          • NYCrocks

            Funny and entertaining! Jay is a great host.

          • claspur

            Pretty sure that Jay and Les Moonvez don't get along that well?

          • Galaxy 500

            More funny if they gave him the double-tap.

          • popeye2010

            His mortal remains would be more worth watching that a lot of the living ‘talent'.

        • NYCrocks

          Is Jay coming back? Or Conan? Or George Lopez?

          • aquaroyale

            I bet it is Piers Morgan. Ha Ha

        • David B.

          Please don't say its Stewart, Colbert, or Conan.

          • A_lawyer_who_knows

            None of the above, though Conan was considered and was #3.

          • AvalS

            Conan really isn't that appealing. He should have remained where he was until he was used as a pawn against Leno although he would be missing a million.

    • Phishhed444

      I believe my life is fuller not even knowing who the f*ck she is? I almost totally ignore Hollywood and am the richer for it. Later Dave; I liked you the first year or two then it was old. Then.

      • Muckraker

        Look her up. She is coarse, common and represents everything that makes the people running TV represents. And this group aren't Swedish!

        • FUBO

          You mean Jewish, but let me assure you, they are all JINOS; they are no more Jewish than the 55-60 of “Christians and Catholics” who voted for Obama… TWICE. (and there's hundred and fifty millions more of them than those pesky JOOZ…/s

          PS – Letterman could have quit when he started for all I cared (and he wasn't Jewish / JINO whatever, simply another caddilac communist).

          • FUBO

            “… than the 55-60 PER CENT of “Christians and Catholics”….

            /sigh…

          • Chris Ulrich

            Tin foil hat, much?

          • you are getting hosed bro

            Take your cliche and shove it up your gay hole

          • michelle

            You are a racist ignorant asshole, talking about Jewish people that way. People are people and for you to divide human beings by culture or religion makes you worthy of hell. You are the reason the world is fucked up. People like you don't deserve to live.

          • Dispatch66

            According to you of course, who made you judge and jury?

          • http://www.outsidecampreflections.com Caruso

            I won't say he doesn't deserve to live, but she's right in calling out the Jew-haters.

          • Dispatch66

            Get a life, I AM Jewish and the only thing that would bother me is someone's RIGHT to be able to call things the way they see them. Jews are not as thin skinned as you may think. You're the only one using the word HATE, I'd be more afraid of you.

          • http://www.outsidecampreflections.com Caruso

            Oh, if there's anything Jews aren't, it's thin-skinned: not after what they've been through. I agree with freedom of speech, including the Jew-hatred I see in these comment threads. But I won't apologize for opposing it. And if the word “hate” frightens you, then you're the one who needs to get a life. Thanks for your time.

          • Joan Lussier

            I am a conservative and I have many Jewish friends. I do not understand how anyone could hate Jewish people.
            I do not know who these people are, but I surely would not associate with them.
            I think some of the conservatives think that all Jewish people in Hollywood are communist. As for me,
            I do not think of politics when I am watching a movie. If it is a good movie or a good actor, I will watch it regardless.

          • Plisskenman

            STFU Cunt!

          • http://www.outsidecampreflections.com Caruso

            Classy remark. I'll bet your mama is proud of you.

          • Plisskenman

            Yeah she is..Asshole, Nice comb over fuckface.

          • http://www.outsidecampreflections.com Caruso

            Thanks for the compliment, but that's a picture of Enrico Caruso, who died in 1921. He was a singer. You like make-believe heroes like Snake Plissken; I like artists who have accomplished something. You pay your money, and you take your choice.

          • NorgeX

            Do you display such vehemence against the black-packs that film their knock-out game against whites??? Or against the black-packs that beat-up whites to the point of death?? Didn't think so….you're another lib – turd who is only ‘offended’ by others disagreeing with YOUR racist attitudes.

          • http://www.outsidecampreflections.com Caruso

            What did she say that was racist? I'm not a liberal, and as a matter of fact, I do get vehement about the gangstas and thugs and their enablers in politics and the media. You're making a lot of unwarranted assumptions.

          • claspur

            Like your spunk Michelle, however, I must say that your last sentence sounds a bit Hitlarian-there, dear? lol

          • Brian Kelsey

            Typical Leftist. Condemn those that disagree to death. You do realize that your Dear Leader is a master at dividing people by culture, religion and skin color?

          • silver

            I think she had a point we have a lot of Jews in TV, movies or Hollywood, even around Obama or any president, and what they produce is nothing to be proud of.

          • ImBackBishes

            Dividing up the World…like you?

          • GovSlacker

            Spoken like a true feminist. “Let's kill all the men.” No problem. Don't forget to turn off the safety. Or maybe you should let a man do that for you. As for FUBO, he's a dork. But Cadillac Communist does have a nice ring to it.

          • http://www.outsidecampreflections.com Caruso

            These Entertainment stories attract the Jew-haters like …. sugar … attracts flies. I'm a Christian, and these anti-Semites make me want to vomit. They're nothing but a gaggle of perpetual adolescents with the I.Q. of a paramecium.

          • Janaan

            You, Michelle, could've gotten your point across w/o cursing. Did your mother teach you to speak like that? You put yrself in THEIR low class, Dumbo.

          • Veritasortruth

            I didn't know Handler was Jewish and could care less. (I'm a Jerry Seinfield fan and could care less that he's Jewish.) I never thought about it. As for Silverman, she parades it around so there is little doubt about her. Silverman wants to offend and does it well. I can't stand her and she's NOT funny. Handler is offensive but doesn't try to be.

          • AvalS

            What is a “caddilac communist?”

        • claspur

          The whore dabbled in porn-too, if you dig deep enough, Muckers. *hock-spit

      • Walter

        Less is more. There is so much junk on the tube it oozes ignorance.

        • Galaxy 500

          The internet is made of tubez.

      • Ruger 454

        I very rarely watch any late night shows. When I did it was Leno. Now no reason to watch any since they are all from the same mold; hate conservatives, worship princess Obama, love unlimited abortion, hate guns and their owners. Nothing to watch.

        • claspur

          I wish there was another Tom Snyder floating-around out there, myself.
          Search some of his interviews-up on YT… they're a riot. ;o)

          • http://www.outsidecampreflections.com Caruso

            You and me both! “Tomorrow” was a great show, and Snyder was a terrific interviewer.

          • BOB

            DENNIS PRAGER

          • garylee123

            Dennis Rodman

          • Tennessee3501

            Imagine the ratings ! LOL !

          • idiotxx

            way too smart for the late night buffoons. Prager would simply confuse people with common sense and intellect. CBS is looking for a semi house trained liberal monkey. I say “semi-house trained” because they fully expect their host to occasionally sh!it on the floor for some buzz.

          • john axelson

            your wife's job is to have sex with you? that is exactly where Prager is coming from… he said it. many times.

          • ecurbyy

            You should check out his interviews with Sterling Hayden. Awesome!

          • claspur

            Thanks… I will.
            One night watching Tom, he had Ted Nugent on (still have the tape somewhere), they both had me on the floor laughing-hard. :o)
            Can't find that interview on YT tho? :o/

          • john axelson

            it was jon stewart. Snyder was his idol.

        • HarryObrian

          The last late show I ever watched was Carson. I basically turned the tube off when they started praising that trailer trash, Monica Lewinsky's boyfriend.

          • GOOGLE WHO WOULD JESUS TAX

            Yipppeeeeee…. Chelsea Lately Handler is much better than every other clown doing this type of show. After this girl is settled in, they need to get Amy Schumer, she is eye friendly, too.

          • seemorejustice

            Want eye friendly AND smart, watch Fox News. That is if you're smart enough to realize my comment.

          • Mitch_Rapp

            it is amazing how dumb the predominant media is!

            Here is FOX running away with the viewers and the predominant liberal, progressive, socialistic, communistic media continues with their current broadcasting stupidity and does not see where success is.

            If they were not so stupidly biased they would have vetted Obama and people would have watched HONEST TV.

            Instead, they send us the Obama feed.

          • Klaus

            FOX News running away with viewers? The top shows on FOX News draw 3 million viewers. In a nation of 300 million people, that's 1% of the nation. Who still gets their news from TV anyway? TV is so 20th century.

          • Tim Flynn

            And 7.1 Obamacare signups are only 2% of the population, so if that is such a sucess 1% isn't bad by comparison!

          • john axelson

            you're comparing healthcare to television ratings?

            in what universe are they the same thing?

          • djsteil

            He's comparing percentages you looney bleeding heart liberal.

          • iluvusa2

            In Queen Obama's Nation!

          • john axelson

            percentages of people watching television to people who have healthcare. they're not related in any sense of the word. first minute of the first day in your stat class would tell you that.

          • iluvusa2

            Oh, Klaus, you are sooooo intelligent–too intelligent for anyone else to understand!
            The next highest ratings are less than half…That says it all.

          • Richy Pope

            Fox news is the number one cable tv show.

          • skoch

            Insanity is “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome”

          • john axelson

            reruns of the Simpsons beats any “news” program on Fox “News” channel every single night.

            you need to get a little perspective.

            plus, there's a reason you see all of the “clap on – clap off” ads on Fox, and the Lexus spots on the other two useless news networks.

          • Bill Phillips

            There we have it …Admission that he gets his ‘news’ from watching ‘The Simpsons'!

          • Bobby Jo

            I see FOX has a show coming up where struggling couples are going to switch partners. Fox is the same as everyone else, you are just too blind to see it. FoxBot Alert, numb skulls watching

          • tobythetiger

            And you read the Drudge report and think he's daily commentary is for numb skulls too?

          • Bobby Jo

            Drudge does not have any commentary, he simply posts links to propaganda. Now I know why people love him so much, they need someone to tell them what to do and how to think. Drudge commentary, too funny

          • tobythetiger

            Like nbc cbs abc msnbc cnn?….These networks all take there marching orders from the NYT….Study the history of the Times and you might find some propaganda .Those on Drudge are links to some pretty good newspapers around the world and even left wing web sites/newpaper's as well….I have spent 4oty years in the media and your probably in your 20tys and mom and dad are paying your bills but trust me…..I was a liberal in my teens and when I started to work and start a family I became MR Conservative, because I had to pay the bills….,I paid the tax and after 40 years in radio and seeing how the left wants to tax and spend and make you a slave to the Government I am no GOP guy cause I was a democrat until Regan ran for office and I became a independent voter real quick…but when I get lied too like Obama lied about only taxing the rich and cutting the debt and I can keep my health care and Doctor..well that's all the propaganda I need to know/..

          • Ram6

            Fox the TV network and Fox News the cable channel are two entirely different entities. The Fox TV network regularly runs stupid shows like the one being considered. That has nothing to do with what happens at Fox News or Fox Business News both cable channels.

          • Bobby Jo

            wow, you are really in denial, FOX Broadcasting is one in the same, Just like CBS Network or any other Network. FoxBot Alert

          • PROUD_TEXAN

            Shut up idiot.

          • http://www.lizard.com FunkensteinsRevenge

            be nice now

          • john axelson

            don't be proud of or call attention to your ignorance about the media business.

          • Bobby Jo

            the inbred from Texas has spoken, now it is time to go on a date with his sister

          • Joan Lussier

            How can you call someone an inbred that you do not even know.
            You are an idiot !

          • Bobby Jo

            awww thanks Joan, you are a world class skank. Is it that time of the month, you really smell

          • Joan Lussier

            Oh, thats real classy. I asked you a question and you can not even give me a straight answer.
            Just another disgusting crude comment.
            I refuse to get down in the dirt with you. You are just of waste of my time.

          • Bobby Jo

            you did not ask me a question, you took a cheap shot at me. No wonder you are a skank pig crawling in the dirt. nasty thing

          • Joan Lussier

            I did indeed ask you a question. “How can you” Oh maybe I should have put the ? on my comment.
            BTW…. I just took a bath a few hours ago and I live in a lovely home in Wash. State. There are no pigs
            crawling in the dirt around here. I do have some liberal friends and we do not talk to each other that way.
            We may not agree on every thing , but at least we talk in a civil matter without the name calling.
            If it makes you feel better, I will not call you an idiot, OK.

          • tobythetiger

            Ram you cant talk to the Kool-Aid drinkers…….They think NBC CBC ABC MSNBC are fair and balanced…..Bet ya Bobby Joe still lives at home and never had to pay taxes and Dads still pays for he's car insurance,,,

          • doszap

            Bingo, nothing hotter than a super intelligent woman with brains.

          • john axelson

            who would that be? and be careful with your answer because you never know who you're talking to.

          • doszap

            I was talking about 99% of the Fox women anchors.Besides, it applies to all women who fit the bill, for ME at least your taste may vary.

          • john axelson

            fox news women… the shorts skirted blondie, heavy makeup girls.

          • doszap

            All colors of hair, ALL TV people wear heavier makeup, and like I said MOST are degreed, and are,were Attorneys at the least,so for a Team, if their ratings were not so high I might agree with you.But, to each his own, maybe your prefer the Other kind.Maher,Mattews,Maddow, etc,etc,etc,
            Pitiful in my books, plus air heads( Libtards ALL,or worse).
            To each their own, we will just have to agree to disagree.

          • john axelson

            i started in this biz in the late 70s… left news when it was still news (as a producer) at Nightline. I know who is who and what they are selling. Fox news bunnies are infamous for their short skirts and MOSTLY bottle blonds. as for them being lawyers? you mean meghan. so i take it you like and respect lawyers? I'm still in media now days starting up companies, one of which is a “no slant online only newsroom”.

          • Sean Torres

            are me and you the only ones thinking this could work? This chick does not need a laugh track her personality is genuinely funny!

          • BCS

            She's the female version of a poor mans Howard Stern.

            Not impressed.

          • Klaus

            Robin Quivers has a lot more class than Chelsea Handler.

          • Sean Torres

            A bit rough but not too off track. I still would take a poor man's Howard over gosh who was that fellow on after Letterman? You get the idea….

          • larrybudwiser

            And suck a golf ball through a garden hose….

          • doszap

            Chelsea is WAY to rough talking, and she is so well known for being close to Trailer Park trash, it would just not work, Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, wait, we're talking LETTERMANS replacement,PREFECT fit!.
            Another bullet in CBS's head.

          • john axelson

            Letterman is trailer trash? What?

          • Joan Lussier

            I read a blog from a liberal that called Mitt Romney a Hillbilly. I laughed so hard, and I still have the comment in
            my document file.

          • doszap

            Suggest you re-read my post, WHO were we talking about?,who was I addressing as far as character.I see no mention of Lettermen in my upper post do you?.As for the last part, it was CBS's idiocy for considering the trashed mouth dolt to replace HIM.

          • libsarescum

            Yipeee.. you must enjoy “funny” poopy and farty jokes. Actually, I feel sorry for you..

          • Guest_User

            Bingo. A Johnny Carson or a Steve Allen would give me a reason to watch. A return to substance over form. Apparently, network executives think the reverse is the correct direction. Their choice. I know what mine will be….

          • diggferkel

            She's a comedian who likes politics. She's also a liberal who described Palin as dumb. Anybody who says Palin is dumb is either brainwashed or a brown shirt for the DNC.

            Perfect fit for Hollywood.

          • Klaus

            Sarah Palin is smart enough to not dye her hair blonde.

          • Jim Price

            My wife has an IQ higher than Sarah Palin and she dyes her hair blonde

          • Bill Phillips

            IQs are extremely overrated! Many serial murders have a high IQ! The ONLY correlation between a person's IQ and plain old ordinary common sense seems to prove that those with a high IQ are greatly lacking in common sense!

            Bruce Charlton, Editor-in-Chief of the journal Medical Hypotheses, says “yes”. He calls these people ‘Clever Sillies’ in his article, “Clever Sillies- Why the High IQ Lack Common Sense”.

          • Joan Lussier

            You are so correct. I would rather have commons sense & some common street sense. Many of these
            people that claim to have a high IQ, don't even know what is going on in the real world.
            If you look at most of these people walking around with their smart phones in their face, don't have a clue.
            A good education is fine, but not all professors are not that brilliant. They only teach their philosophy and refuse
            to accept others. The liberals and their ideology is whats wrong with this country.

            I did not attend college and I opened a business in my twenties and had had it
            for three decades. My late husband did not even finish high school and he was brilliant in so many ways.
            He was a writer/record producer and a good one at that. He also designed a whole air conditioning
            system for a large building in LA. He also drew up maps for land surveyors .

          • Mark_Melrose

            With you on that. Media is being further corrupted by barely ‘under the table’ deals. Like Hillary and Univision. Obama symbiotic bundler relationship with Comcast. Etc.

          • john axelson

            Palin told Steve Schmidt (her VP campaign aide) that Africa was a “country” and was embarrassed to hear it was a continent.

            yeah, she's stupid.

          • http://eradica.wordpress.com/ Firepower

            Chelsea The Irish
            praises drug use, promiscuous sex
            with coloreds.
            How funny if your daughter idolized her.
            When the ex LETS you see her on
            Saturday Visitations

            Ask to see your princess’ twerk videos
            and your grandbaby D'Vondre's baby pics…
            LUL

          • Brian Newman

            At least she was embarrassed by her mistake. Obama never even acknowledges when he says stuff like “I've been to 57 states and have 2 more to go.”

          • R.C. Christian

            R-S-P-E-C-T

          • Grgry

            57 states,eh?

          • Cappy

            Sure, you forget about Mexico, Egypt, Lybia, Iran, Venezuela, Cuba, and uh, oh yeah…Pock-ee-stahn.

          • Kevin

            From the New York Times
            “Turns out it was Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy adviser, who has come forward today to identify himself as the source of the leaks,” Mr. Shuster said.
            Trouble is, Martin Eisenstadt doesn’t exist. His blog does, but it’s a put-on.

            don't be so quick to believe the b.s. from the left.

          • Guest_69

            That is not mistake, that's pure stupidity. How you want to be a US president and refer to Africa as a country. PURE STUPIDITY. Every time I hear her speak, I say this to myself “are people hatred for Dems really made you want to make this idiot a President?” And for the record, I really do not like our Current president but you are even dumber to think Palin should be anywhere near the white house.

          • Guest

            So, Biden and Obama both impress you ?

          • john axelson

            they impress me

          • Bubba

            Well Guest69….you Marxists put the “been to 57 states” communist, soetoro-obama as POTUS twice. Talk about dumb….ever look in the mirror ?

          • johnsap

            So you prefer our current President to Sarah Palin? And you are calling her names? At least she would put decent people around her . . . good grief, listen to yourself!

          • txsrangers

            These are the brilliant new voters of our day.
            Scary, aint it?

          • Jim Carr

            Palin also stated that if Obama won again in 2012 that Putin would take the Crimea…..the media and some of you bozos ridiculed her for that….uh huh

          • Andrew Campbell

            No she did not. Putin took Georgia in 2008 when GW Bush was around and when war monger McCain was trying to get into the W.H. so you think that Obama could have done something? LOL, you have no sense of history.

          • Brad Bennett

            yeah she did actually. u cant rely on stewart and colbert for your news info

          • john axelson

            what did she say about Georgia?

          • Beau Toxx

            She was a governor with a pretty impressive track record of the country's largest state and second most powerful governor. She managed 33,000,000 state employees, a $12 billion dollar operational and capital budget. Put $12 billion into state savings. Sold the Governor's private jet on eBay. Cut state spending 33%, invested $5 billion in state savings to overhaul education, Chief Executive over NORAD, negotiated a multimillion international oil pipeline agreement and had a 93% approval rating. Those are just a few facts — look it up. You can call her stupid, but frankly, you haven't a clue on WTF your talking about.

          • Art O'Connell

            no no no…Palin was on SNL and said she could see russia from her house..which oddly enough,,,with the right weather..she maybe could..lololol

          • Terwilleger

            That was Tina Fey playing Palin…. Palin never said that….

          • NCBrian

            i think that's the point Art is making.

          • Rocco Tool

            This proves how unintelligent the Low Infos are, when they start believing Tina Fey is Palin.

          • Andrew Campbell

            She said she could see Russia from her house AND that is why she understood and the country should entrust her to govern our international relations.

          • Brad Bennett

            never said that…..show me the quote and not from huffingtpost either

          • Bill Phillips

            It wasn't from Huffington Post ….it was from a SNL skit that has become an epic example of how easily low information voters can be fooled!

          • NCBrian

            She didn't say that at all. Tina Fey said that on Saturday Night Live because it was funny.

            What isn't funny is people such as yourselves who blindly believe things that are convenient.

            What Sarah Palin said was, “You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska.”

            She was responding to questions about her experience with international relations and she was trying to use Alaska's close proximity to Russia. And here's the thing, her answer was pretty weak. It's a typical thin nonsense politician answer. What she should have said was that she was running for the office of vice president next to a man with a tremendous amount of foreign policy experience against a man with almost no political experience whatsoever, foreign OR domestic.

            Instead she went with that silliness. The problem with those that are uninformed is that they ran with it as if it was the most absurd comment ever. Clearly it isn't. It's a weak argument at best, but that's all.

            First of all, it's a true statement. That alone makes it a more powerful argument than a large percentage of the things that come out of people's mouths.

            Second, it's not an entirely meritless argument as she did broker arrangements with the Canadians and the Russians while in office.

            and Finally, if you have to make up lies to prove your point, your argument is weak to begin with.

          • Andrew Campbell

            She sounded really stupid. That is the reason why even Republicans would not vote for her.

          • Bill Phillips

            What about her “sounded really stupid”? Was her speech inflections or ALL the spot on analysis and predictions she has made over the years? Actually Andrew …based on reading a couple of your posts …You sound very stupid!

          • Brad Bennett

            she never said that, what she said was if you go to the northen part of alaska near the bering straights, you can see russia…that is what she said

          • Bill Phillips

            Liberals don't need facts or evidence to substantiate their accusations! If you challenge them and ask for proof …you must be a racist!

          • KM

            33,000,000 state employees?

          • http://thetvphilezone.blogspot.com/ The TVPhile Zone

            33 million state employees? In a state of 730,000 people. And “you're” is a contraction of “you are.” “Your” is a possessive pronoun. I looked it up.

          • Bill Phillips

            When you can't give a credible rebuttal to facts …Just play the spelling Nazi distraction game!

          • http://thetvphilezone.blogspot.com/ The TVPhile Zone

            And the Nazi card comes out. Nice! Not credible to point out that there are not 33 million government employees in a state of 730,000 people? Not credible when a person touts a politician's education record and doesn't know the difference between “you're” and “your?” Embellishing the record of said politician as the leader of the “largest state,” when the state of Alaska is akin to a congressional district (in terms of representation). More embellishment by hanging the “international” term on all issues involving Canada. Hey, but the politician in question can use Ebay (PC and mobile version). Your (sic) right, dude, there is no credible rebuttal to facts.

          • Erik11235813

            33 million state workers?
            In Alaska?
            Think u put a few too many zeros in there

          • Bill Phillips

            Not a clue ….Which makes ‘Guest 69' a typical liberal LIAR!

          • john axelson

            Beau… i'm pretty sure you're going for being a funny man here. Alaska's population TODAY isn't even a million (it's a little over 700,000), it's a small state economically with only one industry (oil), it's fishing industry is in shambles. And always has ranked near the bottom in education. There's not one Gov in the country that has anything to do with NORAD except maybe a VIP tour of the command center in Cheyenne Wyoming. And … just for the fun of it, she's the first governor to QUIT her job in over a 100 years and the first to do so for non health reasons. Face it, she's an idiot

          • Art O'Connell

            Oh..Ok..so..if not for that alleged mistake, she would be a perfect choice. like the 57 states corpsman loving paralegal to the rescue king obama?

          • Bill Phillips

            Don't forget speaking Austrian!

          • teapartydoc

            She's smarter than you.

          • Bill Phillips

            An easy contest!

          • jvillekid

            It didnt happen. It was a lie. Now talk about stupid.

          • whcarls

            Thanks “Pajama Boy”

          • Cappy

            You sir are the exact reason normal intelligent Americans lean right (and we are over 70% of the nation and growing). You think Governer Palin is stupid? You must watch Saturday Night Live. You must also watch NBC news and their affiliate organizations. You sir, make me ill.

          • Bill Phillips

            Pure stupidity that NEVER happened! Check the facts before going on a mindless rage …and just MAYBE ….YOU won't look STUPID!

          • model94

            It wasn't his fault. The fool who typed up notes for the teleprompter got it mixed up with the “other” 57 state thing.

          • NCBrian

            He did actually. A pretty simple google search will come up with a quote where he acknowledged the gaff. In either case, I don't really think either of the examples need to be addressed.

            I really doubt that Obama really believes or ever believed there are 57 states just like I have no doubt that Palin is perfectly aware that Africa is a continent. It's a non-issue.

            There's no reason to spread falsehoods, there's enough verifiable garbage coming out of this administration that it's unnecessary.

          • MattR0cka

            Both Palin and Obama should be ridiculed mercilessly anytime they screw up. It is our duty, as Americans to knock the powerful down a notch whenever we can .

          • NCBrian

            haha, fair enough. I hadn't considered it that way.

          • Bill Phillips

            The trouble for Libs is that most of the ‘alleged’ Palin so-called screw ups are fakes & provable lies!

            Africa a continent statement NEVER HAPPENED!

            Can see Russia from my back door NEVER HAPPENED!

          • john axelson

            no it's not.

          • MattR0cka

            Yes it is. In fact I fear it's the only recourse we may have left.

          • Bill Phillips

            In the Obama case …IT DID Happen! He DID say that!

            In the Palin case …it's been discredited as a FAKE account!

          • john axelson

            she said it. move on

          • Walter

            Provide evidence that he said this.

          • Dems-R-Commies

            they get away with it as the media is in their shorts. Too bad the leftists can't realize how dangerous that is. One decent movie, Dr Zhivago illustrated what their commie doctrine brings. Should be waatched by 9th graders

          • silver

            what about Obama's 57 States???? but ooooooh the guy is BRILLIANT. Stupid Libs.

          • Kevin

            From the New York Times
            “Turns out it was Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy adviser, who has come forward today to identify himself as the source of the leaks,” Mr. Shuster said.
            Trouble is, Martin Eisenstadt doesn’t exist. His blog does, but it’s a put-on.

          • Dirk Richmond

            You can keep your doctor. Period!

          • Markie Mark

            “I've been to 57 states” (Barack Hussein Obama)

          • iluvusa2

            All hail the Queen!

          • Kevin

            From the New York Times
            “Turns out it was Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy adviser, who has come forward today to identify himself as the source of the leaks,” Mr. Shuster said.
            Trouble is, Martin Eisenstadt doesn’t exist. His blog does, but it’s a put-on.

            compared to Obama she is an Einstein.

          • libsarescum

            “And 2 to go…”

          • Rknik

            But wait, BHO did really well in his undergraduate education. Oh, you mean they are still keeping those secret? HMMMM.

          • lax

            this is the same woman that said, while running for VP, that Putin would attack Crimea and Ukraine…and everyone, including you likely (because we all know you can only repeat what you hear from other libtards and not form a real thought on your own), called her stupid.

            and has anyone apologized for that? no…because peoplelike you don't make mistakes…you can simply change your mind and justify it by saying things like…she's stupid.

            haven't seen your name on any gubernatorial or presidential ballots recently…and who's stupid?
            .

          • Kevin

            From the New York Times
            “Turns out it was Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy adviser, who has come forward today to identify himself as the source of the leaks,” Mr. Shuster said.
            Trouble is, Martin Eisenstadt doesn’t exist. His blog does, but it’s a put-on.

            Don't ever take the Left's word on anything.

          • Seabees1

            The only group who didn't know that Putin had his eyes and troops focused on the Ukraine was the U.S. State Department.

          • iluvusa2

            You're willfully ignorant.

          • Kevin

            From the New York Times
            “Turns out it was Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy adviser, who has come forward today to identify himself as the source of the leaks,” Mr. Shuster said.
            Trouble is, Martin Eisenstadt doesn’t exist. His blog does, but it’s a put-on.

            The sheep continue bleating.

          • Bill Phillips

            NO other explanation for it!

          • Marines1969

            And Obama's 57 states! Yeah he is stupid !

          • john axelson

            i'm sorry, but there's no other way to put this – you're such an idiot. there's a huge difference between flying to four and five states A DAY and past a certain point being “punch drunk” and literally not knowing Africa isn't a flipping country! And that is exactly what happened. It's been written about and reported and talked about and the idiots on the Right fall for this dumb arse propaganda that this guy doesn't know how many states there are in the Union. You're seriously a flat out idiot if you believe any of that for a moment.

          • johnsap

            Take your name and apply it to yourself – this fellow you are defending is the one who said “knowing when life begins is above his pay grade” – a little white lie to cover his LOVE of abortion. He lies more than he speaks truth – yet you want to believe every attack on someone who is actually genuine and grassroots – OF COURSE they will lie about her – ANYTHING to make her look ‘dumb’ and you parrot it around like it's fact because the new media reports it? They just reported for weeks on where the Malaysian plane was and none of it has been accurate – and that is non-partisan.

            Take a thinking pill and stop believing something just because it suits your current whim. Look at the circumstances and REALITY around each person – a person is known by their friends – who are the President's friends? Who are Sarah's friends? Who is to be trusted? One who has changed pretty much everything he ran on – except those things which denigrate our nation, or its stature? Or one who has pretty much been true and faithful to her family first, then her neighbors and friends (and constituents), and to this nation? Let's see if any of Obama's children go to the military.

            Relax a bit and don't be so quick to be a mouthpiece for those who really don't like this country.

          • Art O'Connell

            wasting your breath, let him fatten up for our pigs once his role as a voter is no longer needed.

          • john axelson

            i voted for this guy, he's either done or try to do most of everything he promised. don't try to talk for me in regards to being satisfied with this President. If it were not for the GOP and all of it's day to day insanity? this country would be able to join the rest of the world in the 21st century.

          • Bill Phillips

            There's NO Hope for you!

            “It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.”

            ― Ronald Reagan

            Hate tyo disagree with my favorite Prez …but besides “knowing so many things that aren't so” … liberals are also ignorant!

          • johnsap

            Well, I think you are correct on a good part of what you say, but I wouldn't give the credit to the whole GOP – there are plenty in there who are supporting the President in this effort to have this country become a good citizen group of a global one world order.

            I don't think that would be a good thing. One of the best things about this country is that we can have discussion and appeal to each other to think and reason – so I know you are not telling me not to try to talk – you are just saying you have a high resolve that what he has accomplished is good. Obviously I don't agree with that.

            What I'd ask you to think about is – “Are the people of Crimea better off today than they were six years ago?” Are the people of Syria better off than they were six years ago? Are the people of Egypt better off than they were six years ago? Are Iran and North Korea more peaceful than they were six years ago?

            I would contend in every case they are not only not as well off, but the world as a whole is a more dangerous place because of the foreign policy of this President (and his secretaries of state). The new world order will NOT include the freedom we experience here in the United States, even today.

            Domestically the President either changed his opinions on marriage or he was just dishonest on what he expressed prior to his first election. He also was disingenuous on the matter of abortion – stating it was a sensitive issue (as though he would be sensitive, to both sides who were extremely interested in this subject), but what he has delivered is full blown support for the death of our unborn, and even has trampled those who ‘just don't want to have one’ (an abortion) – by forcing them to pay for abortifacient drugs – and ultimately the abortions themselves . . . slightly debatable, but there is NOTHING done to protect anyone's personal or corporate expression of religious freedom.

            There is PLENTY more to say – but this alone is enough to help anyone who wants to think. No one is asking you to become a member of another political party – but I am asking you to think again about your support for this President and his policies – we will all suffer when his policies reach their ultimate end.

          • Gus Mueller

            Dude, he wasn't flying the plane. He was SITTING on a plane. It's not hard work. And it's not propaganda: he did say “57 states”. Maybe thinking about ketchup.

          • Art O'Connell

            Ohhhhhhh..Ok..Obama is punch drunk and all is well.Palin is however on the same campaign trail and not punch drunk? does your hypocrisy ever annoy you like its annoying me?

          • A concerned Constitutionalist

            Dude stop while you are still not labelled as a complete idiot.

            There is not 57 states..

            He said 57 states not countries.

            Myopic simpletons as yourself make the under-educated characters in idiocracy seem extremely intelligent in comparison to your ridiculous hollow support for the “empty suit known as Obacle”..

          • Bill Phillips

            “Dude stop while you are still not labelled as a complete idiot.”
            Too late!

          • jvillekid

            You are a liar. She never said it. When will you liberals engage in the truth. Thats right you cant cause to do so would be the end of your ideology.

          • Bill Phillips

            “literally not knowing Africa isn't a flipping country” ….How's that foot tasting?

            How's that “dumb arse propaganda” tasting? The Africa isn't a flipping country story is a HOAX!

          • libsarescum

            At least she has REAL college transcripts.

          • Kevin

            And the Africa story is a hoax.

          • john axelson

            five colleges (including one beauty school and two community colleges) and have YOU seen her transcripts? because when she opens her mouth there is no evidence at all that she went to college whatsoever.

          • Art O'Connell

            And when you open your mouth….. Oh nm..your a leftist..we all know what your mouth is really used for.

          • okwhateveryeah

            Under the desk of the oval office if a Dem is sitting there.

          • txsrangers

            And none that Obummer did either, but…she does have an executive record that is lauded as highly successful. Your current Clown in Chief…not so much.

          • Brad Bennett

            she attended harvard for 2 years and yale for 2. try looking things up first

          • Bill Phillips

            Try to get past her accent and listen to the actual words when Sarah speaks …you just might learn something …but I highly doubt it!

          • john axelson

            my entire family is from minnesota. you don't think i've heard “ya betcha” before? making assumptions like that are nothing short of stupid.

          • Kevin

            I don't believe that. What is the original source?

          • Gus Mueller

            The source is me going back in time and kicking your mom in the stomach so you become a puddle instead of a retard.

          • Kevin

            From the New York Times
            “Turns out it was Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy adviser, who has come forward today to identify himself as the source of the leaks,” Mr. Shuster said.
            Trouble is, Martin Eisenstadt doesn’t exist. His blog does, but it’s a put-on.

            Who's the retard now? How does it feel to be such an @&& and have it handed right back in your FACE?
            Tough talk from an anonymous post. But you are a good example of the left.

          • A concerned Constitutionalist

            He did it on national television look it up.
            Lazy S.O.B.

          • A concerned Constitutionalist

            Retracting my comment wrong person.

          • Kevin

            From the New York Times
            “Turns out it was Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy adviser, who has come forward today to identify himself as the source of the leaks,” Mr. Shuster said.
            Trouble is, Martin Eisenstadt doesn’t exist. His blog does, but it’s a put-on.

            Google Martin Eisenstadt. Turns out you are the idiot.

          • Katepatate

            So are you. Oh, but Sarah has millions and you don't so I guess that makes her the smarter one.

          • Davis

            I can forgive someone semantically on geography. I can think of worse stupid remarks,like thinking there are 57 states instead of 50 in the U.S. Or thinking that astronauts physically planted a flag on Mars.

          • Snookhookr

            Don't forget “Marine Corpse”

          • Art O'Connell

            Or Guam flipping over

          • Bill Phillips

            Don't forget all the “mistakes” by his “second in command, Biden! I guess that's no “Big F***ing Deal”

          • Bill Phillips

            Tired …on drugs …or low IQ aside …It strains the brain to think anyone would make the “mistake” of saying they had visited 57 states …with 2 more to go!

          • Richy Pope

            How many states did Obama claim to have visited?

          • yram

            Biden—three letter word J-O-B-S…watch on youtube–hilarious!

          • Patrick “Eel” O'Brian

            Corpse Man.

          • wandrako

            Has to be part of the trashing that was done to her thanks to Steve Schmidt. Doubt it.

          • Bubba

            Yeah….and your beloved, unconstitutional soetoro-obama claims there are 57 states ! Give me Palin anytime.

          • johnsap

            You are wrong to take Schmidt's word over her own. The media and ALL democrats were looking to make Palin look dumb – people like you are the victim's of that media. She was smart enough to get elected to her school board, the mayor of her city, and the governor of her state, with BOTH parties hating her. She is smart enough to have a faithful husband and a family that sticks by her side. She was smart enough to value the life of her child over politics and anything else. I think I'd trust her a SITE more than I would Schmidt or anyone else who makes politics their only goal. I've heard her speak – read her articles – I think she has some good insight . . . far superior to any person, male or female on the Democrat side of things. She is a ‘regular’ American who has been fortunate to get added to the political mix in this country – and NEITHER party can stand having someone who is TRULY independent – they need her to bow to some aspect of their ‘rule’ of this country and she doesn't.
            Is she George Washington or Thomas Jefferson? Of course not, but she isn't stupid – you are just plain wrong – and media manipulated.

          • john axelson

            Johnsap…… you can't tell what an idiot she is when she opens her mouth? I have run a number of companies, been all over the world, launching another large company as we speak, and if someone came into my office who lacked the facility for basic verbal communication that Ms. Palin does? She'd be politely dismissed and I'd rip my headhunter a new (bleep). And… she supposedly has a degree in “communications”. She's a flipping idiot. Please tell me that you at least cringe when she starts talking.

          • Bill Phillips

            The American Dream …where even low information idiots can become successful! Congratulations!
            Please tell me what products you produce or sell so I can avoid them!

          • johnsap

            You have a bad case of media bias – VERY bad. I have heard her speak . . . there is no cringing. I think you can tell what I feel towards Mrs. Palin. She is a fine American – who has been an EXCELLENT representative of what the founders of this nation wanted in political participation – and Motherhood . . . and it pretty much scares the media – and some who really do not have American's best interest at heart.

            Name your companies and I'll decide whether to be impressed with your achievements or not. Mitt Romney has done a pretty successful job in private and public business – but you chose to vote for our current President before Romney? So that puts a huge question mark on your claim to fame as of now. Of course if you are in illicit businesses, then I guess that follows in a proper way.

            If you really have started businesses in other countries and still think our country should go that direction, then I question your judgement on those subjects too.

            Summary – Sarah Palin is an honorable woman who has not done ANYTHING worthy of the filth and negativity she has encountered. She has handled all of it pretty graciously – but with enough fiestiness to keep those who oppose what she respresents.

          • Bill Phillips

            Well said!

          • Beau Toxx

            And Obama thinks there are 57 states and Austrian is a language. He smart?

          • Art O'Connell

            what? no..she did not.I heard the clip you are talking about, obviously you have not. lemme guess..it was right after she said she could see Russia from her house..Why are effeminate men like you so scared of her,. Shes an amazing woman and i would love to call her POTUS.

          • fedup

            yea and Obama said there are 57 states he has visited and has 2 more to go… yet we elected him president

          • Jim L

            That story was made up. After the election of course it came out that it was a fake.

          • jvillekid

            Never happened.

          • Rocco Tool

            Try sticking to the topic.

          • M. Usher

            I bet you she knew we only have 50 States unlike the guy you elected and don't tell me he was tired. I bet every firefighter on America that has worked 48 hours straight could answer that right

          • whcarls

            And Obama said he would visit all 57 states during the 2008 campaign. Dumb!

          • Andrew Campbell

            Exactly. Dumb as a door knob.

          • Brad Bennett

            and yet she was dead on about crimea 3 years early. yep thats no foresight at all. funny, i was at a conference with drs. nurses and insurance providers obamacare will wreck 1/6th of the economy……no disposable income….nothing to buy…so good luck with that

          • Guest

            What does that make Barry, the boy that can't spell, or you who have made tons of mistakes in your life. G

          • 1NonPermissive

            Johnny's perfect, never made a mistake, yeah, we believe you, stinky.

          • GoingTactical

            It's neither. It is a cesspool.

          • Dems-R-Commies

            Yeah, like 57 states? (Obummer). Pound sand you commie rat

          • Spychiatrist

            Honestly, Sarah isn't that sophisticated. She's not dumb, but she's not well read either.

          • Richy Pope

            Sarah is hot. That's all that matters to me.

          • A concerned Constitutionalist

            Intelligence is based on a dictatorial system.

            Re-branded truths, that are regurgitated dictatorial nonsense based on rewrites done by those in charge.

            I am not saying there is not need for education whatsoever.
            But education THESE days is not exactly accurate.

            “AS A EXAMPLE”

            Just look at what common core says the 2nd ammendment reads as, and you too will realize intelligence is not worth its weight in emotional concern.

            She has wisdom.

            Intelligence does not run a country it is, common sense and wisdom combined.
            That experience(wisdom) is obtained by serving that said country.

            The wisdom and common sense obtained from serving gives the necessary balance between the two and matter of fact, will enable the person to come to a pretty conclusive decision that is considerably more sound than intelligence any day.

            USA is not a corporation in creation, even though they are trying to run it as one.

          • Bill Phillips

            Sophistication …because we all know how well those sophisticated Dems like Ted Kennedy & Bill Clinton have the moral high ground!

          • Just another Worker Ant

            No One could have said it Better ! Great Post !

          • Andrew Campbell

            You think Palin is smart?

          • notsoserious

            Palin is dumb

          • Richard

            Agree. So many people don't know how truly great Steve Allen was.

          • 426Hemi

            The dumbing down of America, live, and in color.

          • GoldenRudy

            More meaningful would be replacing “boyfriend” with “abuser”. For how many “boyfriends” actually destroy a girl's future and turn the girl's name into a sex act as did Billy Boy?

          • Rknik

            Hey, I loved the animal segments, like when the little monkey peered on his head. That was darn sure haute TV.

        • josetoyou

          I stopped watching TV years ago, and there is NO LOSS!

          • James

            Jose, got ya beat, i stopped watching Letterman when he was a weatherman in Indianapolis in 1970 lol….

        • joe

          Watch jimmy Fallon. He has been bagging on Obama regularly to my surprise.

          • Sammie Jo

            Or Kimmel.

          • Thomas Fendley

            fallon and company know they better not alienate half of america by pandering to a failed community organizer pretending to be a president

          • Jim

            That IS a surprise!

          • iconoclast

            yes. funny is funny. And to have Sarah Palin on shows an amazing willingness to cross lines (which makes things even funnier).

            Fallon may well do better than Jay Leno.

          • Harkonnen

            Wow, you all sound old and bitter.

          • iconoclast

            Because we thought Fallon is funny? You need to widen the number of cliches you use. This one didn't make any sense.

          • tobythetiger

            He saw Letterman's rating's tank for kissing up to liberals and saw Leno ratings go threw the roof for giving Obama the same treatment as Bush….Fallon better not fall into the Progressive Liberal Plantation Party daisy chain or he,ll be gone next year..

        • Bobby Jo

          yawn

        • diggferkel

          She's a comedian who likes politics. She's also a liberal. Perfect fit for Hollywood.

        • Jay

          Leno is a douche bag

          • john axelson

            no he's not.

            he's not as funny as he was in his prime stand up days but the man is really a very good person.

        • Dianewe

          Watch Craig Fergeson's Show it's So Funny non political, but Pro-American. Every Night He says”It's a great Day to be an American.”
          I dislike Chelsea Handler she's trashy,annoying and Not funny. She does well in a group because they carry the conversation.

        • hasone

          who's leno? is that some sort of laundry soap?

        • Gus Mueller

          I don't hate conservatives, but I hate you. You are a retarded fuckwad. People don't hate you because you're conservative, they hate you because you're a stupid douche.

      • Teddi

        She is a leftist slut…

        • Joseph Lizak

          Sorry…a leftist slut describes half of Hollywood and all of Washington DC.

          • Robert Rivera

            Describes Barry pretty good too.

          • claspur

            oorah :oI

          • NorgeX

            And 85% of the greater NYC area, including Broad(s)way.

          • David McElroy

            Joseph Lizak, you are right, television is loaded with leftists like the District of Criminals!

          • john axelson

            and most of the bible belt. at least the slut part anyway.

        • NancyO

          Let's not forget Khloe Kartrashian

          • David Girard

            ROFL!!

          • BCS

            It wasn't that funny.

        • gAWD

          Hey, sluts serve a purpose and everyone loves them. Please don't insult the sluts. Feel free to insult leftist as much as you wish.

        • GovSlacker

          Aren't you being redundant?

        • dcnj

          and Fake, Phony..

        • Ron300

          I listened to her about three weeks ago when she was talking about going to Europe, she told the person at the table she was going there “to her her holes stuffed”! She is one of the crudest people I have ever listened to, even in my local bar. Sh has no class is will not be a asset to CBS, but when did that stop CBS.

          • Veritasortruth

            CBS is just stupid enough to hire her. There is no end to their stupidity.

        • William Box

          you got that right. A coon-loving lunatic liberal who is funny two nites out of five. After two month's of pressure, she'll mail it in. then gone by the end of the year claiming sexual harrassment from Julie Chen – mark my words.

        • DIR

          Chelsea is a crummy trailer park hottie. If she has one fan, it'd be Bill Clinton. Her comedy routine is of the quality one would expect performed in an upscale motel 6 unisex restroom mostly because of it's therapeutic laxative like effects. Her act is so good she has to play to the left in hopes of getting a following. Her appeal is to those who want something for nothing. For those who like having a bad time watching a humorless comedy/variety show, she probably won't disappoint. Chelsea definitely qualifies as a poor thinking man's David Letterman. Her limited appeal should draw one or two viewers from those who's TV sets don't have sound and won't produce a picture.

          • TonyMonterey

            You talking about Sarah Silverman too!

          • Veritasortruth

            I never thought it could get worse than Handler, until I saw Silverman. Both are horrible (and not funny) but Silverman is so obnoxious and offensive that I wouldn't want to be in the same 10 mile radius of her. She really takes the cake.

          • DIR

            Tony, while Chelsea has mysteriously made it to running for Letterman's program and Sara's claim to fame is having her face exclusively adorn bovine pooper scoopers, not to mention several other distinct differences, critiquing them for their entertainment value, I'd say my review, with some modification, pretty much applies to both of them.

        • Elliott Davis

          that is 55% of her charm.

        • john axelson

          okay… now that you put it that way, i'm all for her taking the show over.

      • Norm39

        I though I was in the minority not knowing who she is.

      • Dan the man

        I agree. Letterman hasn't been funny since the 80's. He brought politics into his show and watching it was stomach churning.

      • Jim

        Yeah, loved Letterman when he was really sharp, then he got too big for his britches, started getting too political in a serious way, not a funny way. And I have no idea who this Chandler is, either. This article makes it sound as though she's some kind of amazing, well-known talent. Huh?

      • ZippyTheCat

        Phishhed444 lighten up for God's sake!

      • Katepatate

        Believe me, you don't want to know. I made the mistake of watching her late night show once and it was horrible and mean and ugly.

      • Libertarian ForFreedom

        if you stick your finger up your az,
        until you feel a long stringy hemmoride,
        and pull on it until it starts bleeding….
        that's her.

      • Gus Mueller

        I wish panhandler rape on you. You are an oxygen thief. Chelsea would provide smooth big-breasted sexy time.

      • Jim Price

        Kinda makes you old too then

    • John C

      Yeah, she bites.

    • Nacho69

      They're replacing a left wing imbecile with a left wing idiot! Makes A LOT of sense to today's Hollywood.

      • Americassage

        Great answer!

    • BKBroiler

      Christians are ignorant and violent.

      • Muckraker

        Christians founded this country!

        • sharkkiller

          Wrong. Native Americans lived here for thousands of years prior to the colonization of north america . The founding fathers came to the Americas to get away from religious persecution. Sam Adams was a vehement Agnostic as well as Ben Franklin, Thomas Payne and George Washington. Get your facts straight before trying to confuse stupid people with your lies, stupid.

          • acidulous

            Wrong. The oldest skeleton found in America was that of a WHITE MAN. Kennewick Man. Look it up.

          • sharkkiller

            You really are that dumb. Vikings visited the americas but did not settle it. Derp

          • Nekromanteion

            I don't think he's talking about Vikings, although they were here too.

          • acidulous

            Kennewick Man is the name for the skeletal
            remains of a prehistoric man found on a bank of the Columbia River in
            Kennewick, Washington, on July 28, 1996. You really are that dumb. Dork.

          • sharkkiller

            Are you saying that there was a time when North America was inhabited by white men prior to the Spanish and English conquests? If you are, I have pity on the education that you acquired. Jethro. Bless your little heart.

          • acidulous

            How would I know? How would YOU know? A prehistoric skeleton was discovered. Which raises many possibilities. History changes and unfolds. To state with certitude the inanities you have belched forth so far makes you look like a bigger fool than you sound. The skeleton was of a Caucasian. He was buried and unearthed. Obviously someone was here burying him. He didn't bury himself. In fact there are some who believe the Indians were descendants of those who came from the region of Siberia which explains their facial features. Who was here before they came? Did the Indians just spring up from the earth? Aren't you curious? Doesn't anything stir your imagination? or are you the tight arsed blinkered tiny left wing dolt I believe you to be whose knowledge is basically DOGMA that reinforces a warped view of reality? The latter question was rhetorical. The former was not. Now…..piss off.

          • sharkkiller

            No, you piss off. You are the one that is so smart and cannot prove anything you say. Let me explain it to you in elementary school science, during the last Ice Age humans crossed the land bridge between eastern Russia and what is now Alaska. This has been documented throughout history as to how humans came to America and something I learned in fourth grade. Since then I have studied anthropology at college and have been on many a field trip with a shovel and screen.You are not qualified to debate anything that you are talking about. So…. go fuck yourself. Loser.

          • acidulous

            Big whoop. Still wearing your fourth grade medal? Take a look at what I said. I did mention SIBERIA didn't I? Russia? Alaska? Ring a bell in you piss ant brain? You studied anthropology in college! WOW! You have been on a field trip with a shovel and screen! Bigger wow! You know so much that you hadn't a clue about a discovery made in 1996 which made REAL anthropologists sit up and take notice. But not you. Someone must have hit you upside the head with your shovel and knocked you out for the duration. But not to worry. You haven't lost the fine art of shoveling. You are digging yourself in deeper and the manure is piling up. In fact I have to say one needs to go on an archeological dig just to sift through the detritus of your cranium. May I quote you in closing? Fuck off.

          • sharkkiller

            My point being that white man conquered the Americas. The fact that some were christian is moot because not all of the founding fathers were. So go piss up a rope you dope.

          • The Osprey

            Ever heard of the Solutreans? They are the ancestors of the Iriquois Indians and came from Europe by canoeing along the edge of the ice cap. White people are the first/best at everything. “Native Americans” came from Mongolia. Who did they displace, hero?

          • AmericaisIrrelevant

            It has been proven that Kennewick Man's origins are either Polynesian or Japanese. Next time read a book fucko

          • zzlangerhans

            Everyone is white after they've been dead 1000 years.

          • Nekromanteion

            There were about 4-7 million natives, most of whom didn't know each other, when Europeans arrived. Now there are 350 million people in the u.s. alone at any given time.

          • Brian Kelsey

            Actually, except for Alexander Hamilton, the Founding Fathers were born in the colonies. They did not come here to escape anything. Get your facts straight before trying to confuse stupid people with your lies, stupid.

          • TCH

            Out of the 74 assigned, 55 delegates attended the Federal Convention and 9 were born elsewhere – I'll leave it up to you to learn which ones. :)

          • danl62

            Interesting about the founding fathers. So do you have references?

          • Northeasterner

            Yeah, OK sharkjumper, I that's why Moses is depicted, holding the ten commandments, on the U.S. Capitol building… they did it because our justice system is based on agnosticism. I suggest you “get your facts straight before trying to confuse stupid people with your lies, stupid.”

      • saberzedge

        WOW, what a RANDOM comment!

        • Anna Rawson

          Are you upset because you're a permavirgin?

          • claspur

            Ouch! lol

          • abehada

            We can be sure you aren't. Was daddy or brother the first?

      • fr0thing

        Jesus loves you. <3

      • Nacho69

        Guess you haven't heard about this little religion named ISLAM.

      • http://www.markgwoodworth.com/ Mark Woodworth, Ph.D.

        Really? Kind of an ignorant statement.

      • King Lear

        Another San Franfreako bathhouse troll.

        • tightloops

          Don't forget the Chicago bath houses and you know who that frequented them.

          • claspur

            Rahmbo and Soetoro ‘revisited’ their favs the other day is the word that I heard? *ugg

      • acidulous

        Only if you pay for it.

      • thushjz

        But you're smart and Tolerant…got it.

      • Northeasterner

        says the person who's chosen name is that of a Burger King sandwich.

      • http://www.outsidecampreflections.com Caruso

        You get the gold star for the most asinine and ignorant comment of the day.

      • Dianewe

        Chelsea is? A Mormon Jew? Keep on topic.

    • saberzedge

      Yup, Handler is like a younger Joan “repulsive” Rivers on steroids. How did that work out? One year as the Carson's replacement and banned by Leno & O'Brien on the show for like 20 years. Anyway, very few will watch anyway, whoever is the host.

    • Dianewe

      That's for Sure,old nasty beast! Chelsea . She's not funny Ross would have been better,she'll be a better pitch man for ObamaCare .
      C- Chelsea
      B- blew
      S- Someone

      • tcp53

        Handler is disgusting, but Ross is REPULSIVE…

        • Dianewe

          Ross, is sweet. Not a ass who drinks Vodka and has old skin and Bad hair. All the time btw she needs a stylist.

      • Dispatch66

        Or how about what you C is BS!

        • David Girard

          LMAO!!!

      • claspur

        Would she be demanding-bringing Chewy with her, as part of her deal? lmao
        Imagine this twats’ guests? *snort!

    • jayeS

      I never heard of her so can't really comment other than no one I know has heard of her. Who cares? Shrugggggg!

    • trophy

      She would have to cut back on using the “F” word only 2 or 3 times a show.

    • ItWasAboutTime

      Handler? Gosh NO!!

    • banger377

      She looks like Megan Kelley, but the similarities end there.

    • The redhawk

      They are in a close race for that Unglorious Awrad!!!… The Final chapter for the STOOOPID Trophy and fast Demise is at hand!!

    • wil_robel

      TV is dead.

    • Frederick Bastiat

      I think Handler is hilarious. She is refreshing. I don't care that her politics are a little different than mine. She's just funny.

    • iluvusa2

      I love having the freedom to vote with my remote control !

    • bearone7777

      hupto—-Great comment. They actually are already there with Letterman. But that is another story all together–I want to know if my source is correct. I read she got the show she use to do–By sleeping with some top guy at the channel she use to be at—DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THIS IS TRUTH, OR FICTION??

    • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

      Well, they would not surpass the US for electing a functional moron and his sidekick imbecile.

  • Suzanne Larson

    Please, not Handler! Terrible choice!!! Maybe they want a woman, but not Handler. So many choices out there. Wanda Sykes? But, please, find a better host than this one. Man or woman. Doesn't matter. Just someone to try and replace our Dave. It won't be easy.

    • CapitalH

      I love Wanda Sykes! What a great idea. I don't what it is about Handler, but I can't stand her.

      • Suzanne Larson

        Thanks, CapitalH. I've gotten some not-so-pleasant responses to my post. Happy to hear from you.

    • guest

      Wanda Sykes is not funny anymore and her talk show was hideous. They need to just get someone good, not get a woman just to have a woman. Joan Rivers would still be good and better than these women.

      • Troll

        The next time Joan Rivers is funny will be the first time.

        • guest

          We get your shtick. Move along now, Sparky.

      • guest

        You obviously don't understand the liberal mindset. They don't choose people on merit, they choose them on demographic: black, women, gays. We already have a black, gay president so it is only natural that we need a woman next, that is why they will push hillary and why if she is elected we will have some of the least qualified people running the US for 12+ straight years. The same thing applies here. It is TIME for a woman on late night tv, regardless of if anyone is qualified for the job or if they will be successful. It is an agenda item that must be filled.

    • ManaMoffa

      Wanda Sykes? That would kill the TS forever.

    • Paul Roth

      “Replace our Dave?” He hasn't been funny or entertaining in years. He's become a sour, angry, man.

    • Don Miller

      Wanda Sykes, the potty-mouthed, drug-addicted lesbian? And after 15 minutes of Google searches, I'm not surprised that I can't find any details about her “relationship” with a child from about 10 or so years ago. I guess some people are extra special and can have their backgrounds scrubbed by the PC Police at Google.

      • Suzanne Larson

        Oopsy. Yeah, I guess that's the one. Didn't know all about her background – some, but not all. She makes me laugh. Really like her on ‘New Adventures of Old Christine. sitcom with Julia Louis Dreyfuss.

  • jamison

    I truly hope they go with John Olivier . He is brilliant .

    • ManaMoffa

      He's unfunny.

  • jcars

    This entire article is based on one individual from Handler's camp. ic.

    • frbo10

      That's probably totally true. There were comments on other sites that were obviously pr plants to get Handler in the conversation. Blech.

  • https://www.youtube.com/user/BobbyCullari Bobby Cullari

    Wow!
    Paula is covering almost all her bases. It's too bad she could not find a female, negro, gay Jew…lol

    • Zach Smith

      Who's Paula?

  • Troll

    It may be sexist but women aren't funny…of course, neither was Letterman.

    • Alphonsus_Jr

      Reality is sexist. Those bent on “keepin’ it real” might some day get real on this point.

    • FUBO

      Letterman pees sitting down.

    • Suzanne Larson

      I think there are some funny women comedians. And, I like Letterman. It'd be really boring if we all thought alike.

  • Quit_Lying

    don't care for her sense of humor…
    crass, abrasive and not funny

  • ranch111

    No thanks. I'd rather eat my own shit.

    • Smitty

      That, was funny.

  • 1776please

    As a Tea Party Conservative, I am a BIG FAN of Chelsea Handler! Do it CBS!

    • tobythetiger

      I doubt your a T PARTY CONSERVATIVE They work for a living..

      • dfd

        im sure that was sarcasm….

  • ManaMoffa

    I hope they hire her!!! Finally an end to that horrible show!!

    RIP Carson

  • Jim Cody

    Ugh

  • Mahakala

    What they need is a black lesbian woman. Is Wanda available?

  • ManaMoffa

    Give it to Larry the Cable Guy!!

    • David

      Git ‘er done

  • meme

    Chandler ?? you have got to be kidding me ! lol what are they smoking?

  • xExekut3x

    She's the woman who gets drunk and invites celebrities on her show to also get drunk, correct? Classy choice.

  • IHAL

    I thought that was David Spade.

  • http://notonefuckingdime.com/ Some Old Dude

    Replacing an asshole with a whore… way to go, CBS!

    • Robert Rivera

      Couldn't have said it better. Spot-on.

    • ordinary american

      Why are you insulting assholes and whores? Assholes are useful as are whores!

      • Walter

        Can you name one Media outlet that does not fit your definition. I cannot. Maybe Al Jazeera

      • Americassage

        LOL!

    • chukuchuku

      perfect..hit the mark…!

      • A Ford

        Dude, most excellent fitting commnet

    • Americassage

      poetic!

    • sharkkiller

      Everyone commenting here are Assholes and Whores.

    • iblewbubblesinthebathtub

      Hey I consider myself to be a whore and I take offense to that statement.

  • Neel Matches

    Chelsea Handler is hot! Part of her hotness is being very funny.

  • Jeff Ames

    CBS is not this stupid.
    Right?

    • Zach Smith

      Wrong.

  • larrytxn

    Her humor can't last more than 30 minutes. But like she got the gig on “E” on it, it'll depend who she's banging at the time. so it goes.

  • 7thFleetVet

    Good riddance Dave….you were never funny, just a bitter Lib. Chelsea Handler and Wanda Sykes are also both unfunny skanks. Oh no! the world is coming to an end….who will replace Letterman….who cares? BFD

    • BKBroiler

      Suck it hard loser.

      • 7thFleetVet

        Ah Oh!….Liberal Troll Alert. Why are you Liberals so angry, and why do you thrive on hate and discontent?

      • Robert Rivera

        Poor thing, rub some sand on your vage, it will be OK.

        • BKBroiler

          Suck it harder loser.

          • Robert Rivera

            I see you only learned one sentence from your father.

          • 7thFleetVet

            He is a product of incest.

          • Alphonsus_Jr

            You made me laugh out loud with that one. I salute you, sir!

          • Robert Rivera

            I laughed at it, brother, LOL.

          • James Anders

            you're all a bunch of deluded imbeciles. left, right…you're two sides of the same sh1t coin.

          • FUBO

            Oh, the “its all rigged” concern troll. Go back to Alex Jones and whine about how we mistreat the jihadis who attacked us on 9/11, HE'S YOUR DADDY

          • James Anders

            Who the hell is Alex Jones? I'm YOUR daddy, son.

          • FUBO

            Nope, unlike you, I know who my father was, and unlike you, he knew his ass from a hole in the ground.

            In between killing Nazis (thats right, asshole, I am old enough to be YOUR father, but I used a condom back when and I know I never could have spawned anyone as stupid as you),

            my father knew that Repubs aren't perfect, and that any asshole who thinks the 2 Parties are the same is a moron who HELPS ELECT THE DEMS WHO ARE A DANGER TO AMERICA.

            PS Ask your mom which guys she was sleeping with 9 months before you born, then you can hunt them down and find out why you're so stupid.

          • James Anders

            Wow, I'm so impressed by the achievements of people in your family. Good going, FUBO.

            Btw, I'm 39, so I doubt our age difference is all that great. You can try to anger me with your Afro American inspired insults (yo momma is so fat, etc.) but you're only showing me how hard your rectum is throbbing from wanting a hard pounding. Sorry, I can't give it to you.

            Sue me from deriving a little bit of joy from getting the likes of you and Bobby Joe all riled up.

          • sharkkiller

            Gay jokes.. Really? Do you have a mullet and drive a firebird? The only people I know that make gay jokes are the repressive closeted types.

          • Andrew Clayterman

            “you're only showing me how hard your rectum is throbbing from wanting a hard pounding. Sorry, I can't give it to you.”

            Really? Tongue sore again?

          • Dianewe

            I just love ya!….

          • Andrew Clayterman

            “Ask your mom which guys she was sleeping with 9 months before you born,
            then you can hunt them down and find out why you're so stupid.” haha he wouldn't have THAT MUCH time ..

          • 7thFleetVet

            Jimmy me Boy…..get out of the middle of the road before you get hit. Better yet, climb down off of the fence before you tear your vulva.

          • James Anders

            Why don't you bend over and I'll show you how big my “vulva” is?

          • Keep Honkin, I'm Reloading

            fag

          • James Anders

            You're the Texan, not me.

            Bet you're one of them brown ones, too.

          • sharkkiller

            Only three things come from texas. Beers, steers, and Queers. You probably hate blacks and everyone else that does not conform to your way of life. Dummy.

          • James Anders

            Guess you're already stretched so wide open that you wouldn't even have to bend over, eh?

          • FUBO

            I am surprised he knows what “father” means, since he spent his life running after men going “Daddy? Are you my Daddy?”

          • James Anders

            The longer you put off coming out of the closet, the more miserable you're gonna be. Just admit you like Broadway and ask 7thFleetVet out on a date, already.

          • 7thFleetVet

            That was deep and thoughtful. You must be about 9 years old?

          • James Anders

            As though you comments were mature and civil? Hello, Mr. Pot, I'm Mr. Kettle. Funny how as soon as you get hurt you pull the age card. You have no clue about me, just as I don't have the slightest idea who you are.

          • 7thFleetVet

            You are not man enough to carry my water. Get lost loser. Tired of your petulant rants. Move along Nancy Boy.

          • James Anders

            Nancy boy? Haven't heard that one in ages. You don't have to respond to me, so why don't you get lost? If not, we can continue this conversation for the foreseeable future.

          • sharkkiller

            You appear to be a little child with a big mouth and daddy's mentality. The team you are on is wrong and has been for 30 + years. Get off of the Drudgereport and I promise that your balls will drop. Eventually.

          • sharkkiller

            You really are gay. The sooner you come out the better you will feel about your sexuality.

          • http://www.markgwoodworth.com/ Mark Woodworth, Ph.D.

            Now we add violence to your repertoire. Hypocrite

        • 7thFleetVet

          This clown is a one trick pony.

      • fr0thing

        How much is Obama For America paying you to write stupid posts?

    • Giovanni Sammartino

      Dave was not always a liberal. In fact, I suspect his liberal bull shit is simply an act. A young wife, young kid, and all of those Hollywood dolts, he's a total pretender. Olbermann, in referring to Letteman, said Babe Ruth is retiring. It's hyperbolic, but Keith really believes Dave is a left wing whack job like himself.

      • grassy knoll

        in the 80s dave was not a dickwad.

        • fr0thing

          I know. The “Late Night Thrill Cam” was pretty cool.

          • http://www.markgwoodworth.com/ Mark Woodworth, Ph.D.

            I liked Chris Elliot

        • Schrodingers Cat

          Marxist Democrat Authoritarianism is debilitative and degenerative.

          • grassy knoll

            good call.

        • claspur

          I watched his 9 am show, and thought he was funny as hell.

    • Gretchen801

      He was funny, he really was. Now he comes across as bitter. The funny factor has to outweigh the derisive factor, and it's not even close any more.

    • warwitheastasia

      Dave actually openly endorsed Libertarian candidates on his show multiple times. In the 80s, he admitted to voting for Ron Paul when he was on the Libertarian ticket. Letterman is not a Liberal; he might be liberal on social issues like drugs, but he's conservative on other issues, like the economy, which is what the Republican party stood for for its entire history up until the 60s. If anything, he's more of a Goldwater Republican, which is as rare as a conservative in the entertainment industry. If you think he's a liberal, its because you haven't looked into it. Admitting on TV that you voted for a Libertarian isn't exactly courting the average liberal voter.

    • Plisskenman

      Wanda DYKEs? yeah she sucks carpet too

  • Frank D.

    Stephen Colbert is a truly funny person and I think would do a great Late Night show. If he were to get out of political satire, which is polarizing and lazy, he'd be at the top of the late night race.

    • Jay

      Some comments were funny, but this is one comment that actually rang true. He may be too heavy into satire… I will miss Dave's ability to make celebrities into fools without the celebs even knowing it half the time. And the other half of the time usually laughing with him.

  • WBee1 Proud Navy Wife

    Oh well it could be worse….it could be Kathy Griffin

    • Dianewe

      Ooh so Right! A real Nasty one.

  • RobL_v2

    Why is CBS holding back, just give it to Hillary already and get it over with…

    We know who they are, they can stop their Communism By Stealth schtick

  • sardiverdave

    “Either timeslot would make her the first-ever woman to host a late-night
    broadcast show since Joan Rivers’ short-lived late night show on Fox,
    which ended in 1987.”

    The first ever…except for the one before her?

  • Don B Reedekulous

    Come on we need a black lesbian in this spot! It's the right thing to do! It's time.

  • Cord

    There's only one woman who should host Late Night and it's Howard Stern.

  • disqus_jbiEBRPY4F

    Captain, I think that is an iceberg ahead of us!
    Never mind, helm. Full speed, engine room! Steward, have you arranged the deck chairs?

  • uh huh yah

    UGANDA BE KIDDING ME — is the title of Handler's latest book. Most blacks will NOT watch her show, besides for the rapper bucks who have been inside her.

  • Troll

    Give it to Chris Matthews, dude's comedy gold.

  • Kirk Newsted

    God, I hope not. She isn't funny. Her only talent is getting the boss at E! to sleep with her and then give her a show.

    • alicat2441

      Ahhhh I always wondered how she got a show! Figured she had a friend or slept with someone, because she is not funny what so ever.

  • greg

    that would be a ratings disaster

  • BlockTheTruth

    gay 0bama the lawless one

    .
    .
    .
    This man would act with utter contempt for God and His way. He is called the “son of destruction.” Apoleia: “the destruction which consists in the loss of eternal life, eternal misery, perdition … a man doomed to eternal misery. 2 Th 2:3” (Thayer, p. 71). This man of sin would be eternally da mned as a result of his godless iniquity and opposition to all that is holy. In verse 4 this man of sin “opposes and exalts himself above every so-called god (all that is called God) or object of worship so that he takes his seat in the temple of God displaying himself as being God.” His lawlessness consists in opposing God and God's people and in exalting himself to a position of honor and worship that belongs only to Deity. He claims a higher position than could ever belong to man, a position in which he demands worship from man.

  • ted

    Experiment- count how many seconds before Chelsea brings up drinking, drugs, lesbians, or black guys. What would she do for the other 54 minutes?

    • EpicLibFAIL

      Beat you to it

  • Don Miller

    Popular culture's slide down the filthy sewer continues! I'm surprised they're not considering Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber.

    • Phishhed444

      No offense, but Ol’ Glory there should be inverted? 8-)

    • fr0thing

      Give ‘em a few years. ;)

  • EpicLibFAIL

    Yay, more dlck and sex jokes on network tv.

  • jojo david

    Look's like the sky is the limit for Conan !

  • tim

    who cares the old fart is done,and so is cbs

  • heyya

    Chelsea Handler got an ABORTION when she was 16, and says it was the right thing to do. Will CONSERVATIVES boycott this decision, or does the bible mean nothing nowadays?

    • Neel Matches

      Please, please, please – what is wrong with you? She had an abortion at 16? Do you live by the New Testament or the Old? What about John 8:1-11?

  • eyesjamesq

    A truly disgusting person I won't be watching.

  • barfomer

    Figures ! NBC would go with another sourpuss.

  • cowboy396

    Chelsea is funny as hell, and quick. Her challenge would be can she clean up her act for network TV.

    • Zach Smith

      They're talking about Chelsea Handler.

  • Nevadavoter1

    My pick is Valerie Jarrett…

    • Zach Smith

      Anything to get her out of our government.

  • Alphonsus_Jr

    Unacceptable. What's desperately needed is a black transgendered Wiccan dwarf with a hairlip and clubbed foot. I'm boycotting CBS until they provide us with this kind of host/ess.

  • Johnny 5

    Dave will probably be replaced by some hand picked bofus by Obama. Handler is repulsive but she beats a hate whitey dullard.

  • Troll

    Jay Carney can can deliver punch lines while keeping a straight face.

  • FullMetalTexan

    Drinking alcoholics all have “that look”. I wish her well as much as I wish I knew who she was.

    • Zach Smith

      She has a boring talk show on the Kardashian network.

  • Atrueamerican10000

    An unfunny, foul-mouth, Jew. Couldn't be a worse choice.

    • tobythetiger

      That is wrong Ature…I could care less for her but your comments are hatefull and mean..

    • Jasonn

      Agreed, but then there is Sarah Silverman when you're talking about obnoxious foul mouthed females.

  • Gray

    dennis miller

    • Don Miller

      Dennis Miller would be a great choice. I have to admit that I haven't watched a single late-night talk show ever since Leno retired. Not one.

    • Troll

      Dennis Miller is fairly conservative, CBS would rather lose money than go that route.

      • Alphonsus_Jr

        True. Plus DM doesn't have a very successful track record doing his own shows.

      • Dianewe

        He's great,I love him.

    • alicat2441

      That is a fantastic idea. Miller is soo far above Handler it's not even funny. The thing is I don't know if Miller would take the job.

    • Robert Rivera

      I love Dennis Miller's comedy but you have to be pretty intelligent to get it, which leaves out liberals.

      • James Anders

        I always find it ironic when jarheads talk about intelligence.

        • 7thFleetVet

          Said the coward who does not have the intestinal fortitude to serve his country.

          • James Anders

            Serve this country? Is that what you call welfare nowadays? Sorry, but I don't believe in your B.S. In this forum, we are all internet warriors and nobody can say for certain who is the most courageous–even the brainwashed among you. Are you tracking, son?

          • 7thFleetVet

            Jimmy, your mommy is calling and wants you to tuck her into bed.

          • James Anders

            How is it that you tards think those insults are actually effective? What a priss.

          • fr0thing

            Sanctimonious pr*ck alert.

        • FUBO

          I always find it ironic when lib p*ssies complain about our military.

          Why don't you ESAD. NO ONE WILL MISS YOU.

          • James Anders

            Lib my a$$. Just because I don't believe in your 4aggotry doesn't mean I believe in your left-right fantasy.

          • James Anders

            You're bunghole will miss me when I'm gone. Bet it'll be drafty as hell up in there.

          • FUBO

            Typical gay leftist, all you can do is emulate obama and threaten sodomy against us breeders.

            “I don't believe in your 4aggotry”

            Thats why you threaten sodomy?

            Fuck off, PHAG.

          • James Anders

            That isn't what you said when your daddy was sodomizing you throughout your youth. Is that why you're so angry? Is it because he didn't have the common courtesy to give you a reach-around?

          • fr0thing

            How much is Soros paying you to post here?

          • James Anders

            Tin foil hat much?

      • Tangair

        Right you are. Miller is a lucid, cogent and wicked-fast intellect. He scares the hell out of the Left.

  • tobythetiger

    More left wing hate for America .Conservatives ,Christians and others of faith…No class, no taste ,just more Progressive Liberal Plantation speak .you are to stupid to make it thru life without Government ..Bet her first guest are Sandra Fluke …..Jane Fonda,,…Kathy Griffin ….The cast of Glee and a salute to Hugo Chavez ..Musical guest Miley Cyrus and the Dixie Chicks….Special guest Oliver Stone and Sean Penn ..And a welcome to late night TV from the Golf course at Pebble Beach ..Barrack Obama..

    • So Cal Guest

      OMG – perfect. That makes sense! Haha! Good post. That's what we'll get. The libs of tolerance again strike.

  • David

    Les Moonves is one of the smartest guys in the business, he's not going to give Letterman's show to Chelsea Handler.

  • Kathleen

    Who cares, it's midnight. It's not like any real people are watching TV at that time of night. Let the potheads watch whoever they like.

  • snoopsister

    EWW!! This broad is NASTY!!!

  • Naike West

    wouldnt a bag of corn be cheaper, more appropriate, and twice as witty?

  • ClubMan33

    This women had BILL MAHER on her show and attacked Newt Gingrich with him. You can tell what her show would be like………!

  • 7thFleetVet

    Can we just get Barack Hussein Obama to resign as POTUS? He would definitely make a much better Talk Show Host. Problem solved….there is your replacement. All of the Low-Informational morons will be in Liberal Heaven and Pop Culture Utopia.

  • http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0CEED81431F935A35750C0A9619C8B63 ɹǝzıuɐƃɹo ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ

    Could be a marketing ploy by Les Moonves, after people start thinking Handler, anyone else they name will start to sound real good.

  • paul

    I thought for sure it was going to Craig Ferguson funny guy,I guess I don't watch a lot of tv,I have no idea who this woman is?

    • Rich Barrett

      I don't think Ferguson is very funny … at least not in a clever way like Letterman

  • John

    Have not watched letterman since Obama took over just started listening to Leno monologue the last 3 months of his show when he changed ever herd of this girl

  • The Rambler

    Yikes! I don't get this woman at all. To me, she's a train-wreck. There are lots of talented women who could fill his slot. Why the bottom of the barrel? Late night's dead. It died with Rock N Roll and the movies.

  • Buypass

    How would you tell the difference?

  • CmonMann

    she's pretty funny, but she'll have to clean it up quite a bit – should be interesting

  • snoopsister

    NO class c word

  • Muckraker

    I'd love Paula Dean to host it. At least she is much more fun than a lot of dreary aging white men and some dreary white woman.

    • Fidelis ad urnam

      Do you get your jollies off criticizing your own people? Who do you think you're impressing? Idiot

      • Muckraker

        Those dreary night time white idiots aren't my people. They belong in the CEO world of moronic assholes from SAE. They are about as funny as an open grave. As for you – you are, as they say, a total schmuck.

  • bobclaville

    How long before her ratings climb after she announces coming out of the closet???

    CBS can make more, and save more money if they go back to the LATE MOVIE genre of years ago. Competition of Carson destroyed the Movies for everyone. Use your head CBS. Forget the late nite Failures of Comedy.
    The only people who laugh at that…are either drunk, high, or morticians.

  • williampenn

    She must have gotten the OK from the DNC.

  • Muckraker

    Maybe a gay guy would be great. But lesbians? They are not funny. Gays are fun and dykes glum.

    • 7thFleetVet

      I agree…lesbians are really bitter, plus they are too busy picking pubes out of their teeth and contending with rug burns.

      • Muckraker

        Just look at the US Government or the National Organization of Women. So many dreary dykes are running things it is pathetic. What about the new head of the University of California?

        • dumocratsuck

          Let's not forget the scary dykes on the SCOTUS.

          • Muckraker

            Possibly the ugliest women in the USA.

        • 7thFleetVet

          Barack Hussein Obama's Regime is loaded with dreary dykes. They are also incompetent.

          • Muckraker

            They are locust.

  • John

    Never herd of this girl and have not watched letterman since Obama took over and only watched Leno after he said he was leaving just his 5 min chat at beginning of show when he realized Obama was not a king

  • FullMetalTexan

    Her first guest will be Rosa DeLauro

  • dixhandley

    Of course. She's a nice Jewish girl. Liberals!

  • The Rambler

    What would REALLY be interesting was if Tina Fey took Letterman's time slot!

    • http://www.naegele.com Timothy D. Naegele

      Good idea, but it would tie her down.

      • The Rambler

        Still, Fey V. Fallon would light up late night like never before!

        • http://www.naegele.com Timothy D. Naegele

          Agreed.

          Don't rule out Jay coming back on Fox, with a big multi-year contract. CNN might be in the bidding too, but it is a sinking ship.

  • Kenneth Green

    Wasn't “The Roseanne Show” talk show during late night as well? If so she would be the last woman talk show host, not Joan Rivers, although I could be wrong.

  • binthere222

    one Yenta replaces by another. One wonders how many times she had to blow Moonves to get the gig.

  • So Cal Guest

    She will get the spot. She's a lefty with inside connections and loves pushing the gay community down everyone's throat. That makes a perfect candidate for Late Night.

    • Jasonn

      “…and loves pushing the gay community down everyone's throat.”

      Possibly an unfortunate choice of words. ; ]

      • Alex

        No… a very apropos choice of words.

  • jorline

    Watched Dave in the early 90's, but then he became a left wing asshole. Haven't seen him in years.

    Top Ten Reasons You Won't Miss Dave.

    10. Tie was always too short.

    Add to the list

    • The Rambler

      Couldn't stop staring at that gap in his teeth.

    • FullMetalTexan

      #9. Not the same since Gruff but Lovable Gus moved to Ellen

    • BeavertonSteve

      #8. I was a female intern on the Late Show.

    • jorline

      #7. Paul

    • The Rambler

      #5 Larry “Bud” Melman has left the building!

  • Sean Wesley

    I like Handler 85% of the time. Would be an improvement over the 5% of the time I like Letterman. It's funny they talk about Furgeson sucking compared to the others but I find him to be the most watchable of the bunch (oh and Kimmel, been a fan of his since the Man Show). Anyways, a half drunk slutty MILF would be infinitely more entertaining on Late Night than Letterman ever was.

  • Osama0bama

    I have no idea who this Chelsea broad is.

  • http://www.naegele.com Timothy D. Naegele

    Chelsea Handler is totally obnoxious. Give Howard Stern the nod before her, if CBS wants a new direction . . . downward.

  • frigu

    She is another liberal Obama cheerleader who if given the chance would bl0w him before a national television audience to boost her ratings.

    • Pablo Bruise

      That's Reggie Love's job….

  • Rudy

    Why would CBS hire this well-known racist?

  • Rich Barrett

    women are not as funny as men …

  • bugandco

    Bye Letterman. CBS finally had a bowel movement.

  • Joe_E_in_the_IE

    Name doesn't ring a bell. Sorry.

  • Giovanni Sammartino

    Oh, this will work. How do you replace a guy who generates a billion in revenue. CBS is dead anyway. Without the NFL, where are they.

  • 7thFleetVet

    Hillary Clinton would make an outstanding replacement host. Her Cankles would make a good Co-Host.

  • Axel

    Chelsea is great, she played her rough edge for her past slot, don't judge her for that.
    The real her would fit well in the Letterman slot….
    Brad Anderson

  • SWB

    She won't last any longer than Chevy Chase did! Especially, if she intends to bring along her current crew of deviants.

  • BKBroiler

    I'm sorry, but Chelsea Handler sucks.

    • Rich Barrett

      just a pretty face

      • guest

        Maybe you are looking at the wrong picture.

    • Jasonn

      Yes she does, from what I hear anyway.

  • puckstopper27

    Late Night with Michelle Obama. Featuring Bill Clinton and the Lollipop Orchestra. Do it CBS!

  • mAssimo___

    Gentiles need not apply.

  • HappyJohn9

    Will she be topless?

    • dumocratsuck

      That's the only way I'd watch.

  • D.j. Richards

    A disaster in the making.

  • Jasonn

    I'd rather see Don Imus or Dennis Miller.

  • CenCalDevil

    Watched very little of the angry old bag of sh*t Letterman so anyone would probably be an improvement.

  • stargazeman

    Another boring, predictable, goose stepping, water and message carrier for the Left….these people are so very unfunny…we want laughs and decent two way dialouge, not political and moral dictates from these loons at night…Letterman was a serial predator of young female interns in his employ—wonder what her deal will be?…Amazing the Industry and the Left rewards a sexual assaulter…I hope the predator stays on his Montana ranch and leaves our daughters and sisters alone. Best hope son Harry doesnt carry the predator gene there Mr Letterman.

  • PONZI

    Craig Ferguson is waaaaaay funnier than Letterman, but I feel he would lose too much autonomy moving to an earlier time slot. CH is so-so funny, she is definitely dry & many people don't understand, or at least receive, dry humor very well. I'd rather see a format return like Mike Douglas or Merv Griffin, they actually spent time, more like Carson, talking to their guests, but instead of jokes, they sang their intro, we could do without that, but the style. Perhaps Letterman's good buddy, Bill Murray, would do well.

  • pooski

    she likes black dick

  • The Rambler

    Who?

  • Hellojims

    I hope to god someone from CBS reads this. Anyone but Handler! There is funny and then there is her. There is a reason she is on E! and no one cares.

    • Disqus22

      Nooo! I want to see her fail in the same way Ronan Farrow is failing. That's what I call entertainment!

  • darren young

    All the people rumored are interchangeable lefties, except Leno who would own it. I am not a Leno fan, but he has by far the widest appeal. I kind of like cal berkeley's own greg gutfeld. Libertarian, intelligent, educated, lightening quick wit, and still has the b@lls to go after both parties. However I'm sure the pick will be generic.

    • Elwood Blues

      The pick will be another apologist leftist. Which is why nobody watches late night TV anymore.

  • Prince

    April Fools was 3 days ago.

  • frigu

    The only thing this crunt Handler should handle is kock.

  • ordinary american

    Letterman has been retired for many years. Who would know the difference?

  • Hell-Cat

    Ugh.

  • grassy knoll

    late night tv is DUST. what is presented nowadays as entertainment is just a commercial for the political agenda of the day. the tv viewers of the us are a bunch of fucqing morons.

  • Pittbull

    Chelsea Handler meets all of the requirements for liberal CBS. She is foul-mouthed, a hard lefty, is vulgar, politically correct, very crude and has a side-kick (Chewy) who is a little person from Mexico that she constantly mocks, belittles and humiliates. She is like a female Bill Maher and that should work well for CBS and the network censors. She is vile and crude. I will opt out for this change…… nope

    • AZfederalist

      Exactly what SeeBS is looking for. Nobody will watch it of course, but it will be leftist, so that's all that matters.

  • Art

    What a horrendous idea. I couldn't stomach her show on E! Ferguson is the only late night talk show I watch regular. I only watch the others if there is a guest on that I want to see, this includes Letterman. Handler is so unappealing to me that I would never watch the show. Not even as an occasional viewer. Bravo CBS you are making NBC caliber decisions.

  • I Have My Pen and My ObamaFone

    Has Letterman nailed her yet?

  • Brian

    She is not funny.

  • Rob

    But she is horrid….She really isnt funny and she comes off at just mean. If she gets the gig….She won't last long. Her numbers will be really low.

  • toohottohandle

    Craig Ferguson.

  • Irby

    Passing the matzohball from one gentile insurgent to the next…

  • Nanny mo

    Another fake blonde. I can't really this working out well.

  • Irby

    anybody sick of these Christian-hating wallhumpers yet?

    • Corpseman57

      They've been around for thousands of years. I just wish they weren't so boring.

  • Stranex

    Why?

  • BKBroiler

    Ever notice how ugly conservative Christian women are? Seriously ugly and have little to no self esteem. And how CC men love to molest boys and enjoy rape porn. Then they think a magic sky spirit will make all of their child raping OK at the end of their lives. They think like this because they are defective human beings, and should be rounded up and put into mass graves so the enlightened no longer have to deal with them holding back humanity with their make believe nonsense and child rape.

    • Pittbull

      You sound like the President

    • grassy knoll

      hillary clinton

    • Chesty Puller

      You sound like your enlightened too, your so full of sh- wisdom.

  • Crocodile9

    I say they should save millions and hire a trained ape that shouts “racist”, “homophobe or “right winger” every few minutes. After all, it shouldn't be too hard to entertain an audience that thinks Letterman is intelligent, knowledgeable and witty.

    • Suzanne Larson

      Ugly talk. I'm just kidding, but I do like Letterman.

  • southcst1

    Loved her on E, very edgy and funny. She'll bring new life to a dead show. Only wondering if the “cleaned up for network TV” version can be as good.

    • Chesty Puller

      She is about as witty and edgy as a butter knife.

  • 7thFleetVet

    Rome is burning while Nero fiddles and the Low-Informational morons are worried about who will replace Letterman.

    • Malthus

      Me 2. Never thought I'd see it. Fag Nation swirling down the drain.

    • Suzanne Larson

      What????????????

  • Mark Power

    Another unfunny leftist dope. Another reason to not watch TV (except for Jeopardy and Shark Tank).

  • Gary Johns

    That ought to place CBS in the crapper for years to come….

    • Malthus

      Yep. Chelsea Handjob is just another flash in the pan. But I haven't watched tv now for 32 years (except for Netflix) so it don't matter much to me.

  • GodofHellfire

    Here's a long shot that people would love: Gabrielle Union. She's very smart, very pretty, a musician, and great comedy timing. If they gave her an audition, she would be great.

    • snuff1

      But but but she is……………………blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

      • Elwood Blues

        Perfect. Hire a black women to yell “racist” every 5 seconds. The ratings should be STELLAR!!!

  • A-Dog

    She's a bit of a babe!

    • 7thFleetVet

      I guess, if you compare her to Michelle Obama or Sheila Jackson Lee.

      • Elwood Blues

        A lump of dogsh*t is sexier than Michelle Obama and Shelia Jackson Lee combined.

  • BDD

    Chelsea Handler to replace Dick Handler…

    • 7thFleetVet

      Dick Handler use to be a CBS Fluffer. Let's hope he got those bumps and open sores cleared up.

  • Irby

    She's ugly.
    She also supports Agenda 21 (genocide of gentiles).

  • WBC

    Um… I thought that the replacement for Letterman had to be able to do comedy. Who knew that ovaries were enough?

  • louis

    how can she be the first ever when the next sentence reminds us that Joan Rivers was the first ever, This person would be the first since.

  • Jay

    Greg Ferguson would be the best choice I think. Watch him every night never miss a good nights laugh with him.

  • mind_by_mattel

    She is a very hard working professional and deserves a lot of respect, but no way would she be able to fill Dave's shoes.

    • Irby

      There's far more talented out there, but the enemedia doesn't hire gentiles.

    • Pittbull

      You need to go back on meds

  • wriprodir

    WONDERFUL! I'll get to see the death of CBS!

  • chukuchuku

    WTF is CH ? Another pussification of TV…not like they haven't destroyed it already..
    for example look at the NFL channel…and FOX news..not that I ever thought it was any good

  • BKBroiler

    Somebody needs to tell Christians to stop molesting children and masturbating to photos of Rush Limbaugh.

    • Irby

      Israel is the world's biggest exporter of pedo porn, and pedo snuff porn.

      • BKBroiler

        Correct.

      • Jack

        Is that where you get yours?

        • Irby

          oy dat beez so matzoh-funny I don't even get it
          you supremacists just have a different class of humor

  • Chesty Puller

    She has a lot of Bad mile's on her…Letterman used to be good, he is now just a political shill, I do not even need to say which side, thats how I know. She will be a perfect replacement for Dave , she is perfectly aligned, same kooalid, same King .

  • Dean Jameson

    If CBS shafts Craig like it seems they're going to, they'll have lost my Nielsen box. I will, literally, remove every single CBS show from my DVR queue.

  • Tangair

    Paradigm shift…not! A woman in the late-night guest show slot? Might as well bring back The Twilight Zone….
    Sorry, that's just the reality check from flyover country. The erudite execs can go ahead and play burst-the-glass-ceiling for awhile. It's gonna be fun to watch.

  • John

    Could be worse….they could have picked Palin, Buchannan….

    • Troll

      Why would they do that?

      • John

        I see you don't have a sense of humor.

    • Gregory Winston

      Stupid comment..

    • 7thFleetVet

      Johnny Boy…..please tell me that your middle name is ‘Lame'.

      • John

        You have no sense of humor.

  • BKBroiler

    I wish Christians would stop raping people. Conservative Christian values support rape of women and children. Christians are ignorant people who are violent.

    • Troll

      Uh oh, a fantasizing liberal.

      • BKBroiler

        Please stop violently raping children in the name of God.

    • FaithColeridge33

      Yeah, in a nutshell, that would be her show.

    • Jack

      So, you work at Burger King, right?

      • BKBroiler

        Please don't read your children the Bible. It is scary and stunts their intellect. Also, you shouldn't beat your wife and fondle your kids.

    • Jack

      You're projecting again. Why did you stop your therapy?

      • BKBroiler

        The real Jesus would hate you and your woman beating, child raping ways.

    • Cornelius Van Huff

      Do you have any sources for those claims?

  • Jim1937

    Who is this woman? A retarded monkey could replace Litterman.

  • Tony2000s

    Replace an angry bitter Lib with an angry bitter drunk broad. Nice move CBS.

  • Pittbull

    If they turned Chelsea inside-out she would look like a porcupine

  • trew

    Dave who?

  • Northstar

    If you wanted to shake up that tired old late show…You would hire Larry the Cable guy..And let him have his way with the typical Hollywierd Progressive Lib f ag..

  • intel007

    I think were missing some bodies………..Steve Harvey is great, love his facial expressions………Sinbad would be great also. How about Larry the Cable Guy?
    Chelsea would be good for awhile. Getting tired of all these guy trying to be funny.
    Need some new blood………..Something different

  • John C

    If CBS were smart they'd move Craig Ferguson into the earlier spot, he is 10 times funnier than ANY of the other clowns.

  • pjdjmj

    None of the late night shows have hosts that are funny in spite of having many writers to help. Jim Gaffigan might be a good choice – he is really funny.

  • E. Newton

    She looks perfectly lovely and I can't wait to hear about here opinions on every topic involving New York, Los Angeles, gays and hair care products.

  • TJ Brister

    Yay I hope she gets the spot! I love Chelsea!!

    • Irby

      ^da supremacist tribe beez hanginz togethah

  • Irby

    …passing the matzohball-mike from one gentile insurgent wallhumper to the next…

  • FaithColeridge33

    Wow. She looks rough. Like every abortion she ever had is showing on her face.

    • Chris D

      including the one she survived

    • Irby

      good one

  • Chris D

    cause she does not suck….Oh she does. How about you give it to Jay Leno and get a few million viewers

    • SmokeRanch

      To perfect of a replacement on soooooooooooo many levels. I do not for one minute believe Jay wanted to go. But sadly he is gone and CBS is to stupid to try to get him.

      • Chris D

        I know and agree. I just want a class act…not a juvenile foul mouthed “tolerant..not” comedian

  • SmokeRanch

    Don't watch CBS to much. Don't care who replaces the idiot they have.

  • Jack

    who?

    • Chris D

      she used to go by the name Jenna Jameson..then heroin entered the picture

  • guest

    All she ever talks about is having anonymous sex with people and getting massively drunk. How is this going to fly on network programming, even @ 11:35pm? Also, she is not very funny but she definitely thinks she is edgy and funny because of her foul attitude.

    • Irby

      she beez tryin to pervert da goyim for da tribe yo

    • Jack

      Sadly there's an audience for her brand of merde…..

  • Steven Glansburg

    She is a h0e right?

  • mstevens27

    She is gross and crass!!!

  • http://www.weflyfree.com/ Justin

    “Either timeslot would make her the first-ever woman to host a late-night
    broadcast show since Joan Rivers’ short-lived late night show”

    Either it's the first ever, or it's not the first ever.

  • mrlibra63

    Seems very likely that like so many other companies, Late Night as another business, will be leaving tax-ridden New York soon.

    • Chris D

      they are “special” they get credits

  • gannamede

    I'm sure someone really cares. Now, where was I at.

  • Proud_NIMBY

    LATE NIGHT WITH MARK LEVIN!!!!! I can hear him now – “GET OFF THE STAGE YOU BIG DOPE!”

    • Irby

      he be tribe 1st too

      • Proud_NIMBY

        And he's a real practicing Jew!

  • Mike Wellls

    The passing away of America, nightly at 11:35 pm. It's a slow fade….but really welcome to the cultural demise of the most amazing country, the most daring experiment ever played out by mortals. It is over.

    • steph

      SO true. Late night is the face of mediocrity run amok. Kimmel? Handler? They and other culturally nightmarish trends have been crammed down our collective throats. Mike Wellls – you nailed it. Sad, sad time to be a fan of entertainment.

  • Chris D

    if this is the case then at least we still have Nick at night and alf

  • Irby

    tribe did this same pervert-the-goyim tactic in Weimar Republic

  • mrsgayle

    Late night has run it's course,its over.

    • Chris D

      Im still hoping for a leno return to fox or cbs.

      • Troll

        Leno only became funny after he was handed his walking papers, before that he toed the liberal line.

        No telling what he'd do with a new contract.

        • guest

          I noticed that too but everyone tries to act like he was some right wing crusader for the past 20+ years for some reason. I never watched him until he FINALLY started doing obama jokes after, as you said, he got his walking papers. This is why all these late night hosts suck, bc they are all afraid to rip on obama, even if in their hearts, they disagree with him. I laughed at bush jokes and every other kind of joke if it is good but still held my beliefs. Why are liberals so afraid to be made fun of that they threaten people with their jobs and welfare if they disagree with them or their messiah?

  • ORYGUNWASP

    Late night TV has has undergone a metamorphosis. It used to be classy mainstream entertainment; now, it's counterculture narcissistic childishness.

  • timothy c sullivan

    TV is Dead and has been for many years

  • Jeff Kelly

    Unlike Leno, Letterman could be replaced by anybody and it would boost the networks ratings.

    • BKBroiler

      You enjoy deep anal sex?

      • Smargalicious

        I was balls deep n your mother last night. I enjoyed it.

      • 7thFleetVet

        Your mommy does…I heard incest runs in your family.

  • Irby

    I'd watch if Paula Deen could tie her down and Chewy rape her.

    • BKBroiler

      What's a chewy rape? Does that involve Wookies?

      • Irby

        Chewy is the short Mexican sidekick she constantly abuses and humiliates. You just KNOW he's plotting.

        • BKBroiler

          OK, now I get it.

  • Luker410

    I tried watching her but I could feel myself getting dumber each minute. Watching her will make you as stupid as she and her guests.

    • BKBroiler

      Christians are pretty stupid. Ever notice that? I mean, REAL stupid.

      • Smargalicious

        Go worship your bugs, Obot.

  • Yu So Wong

    This is a joke right? All right, come on out Jay. I know you're in there.

  • Charlottelearn

    Ever notice fergusun got zero press, promotion etc? It's the strangest thing. The guy has been set up to fail while complete duds are given rollouts as if they are the best in the industry. And now handler for lettermans spot it's really crazy it's as if old men are choosing what they think a young demographic wants. Absolutely crazy!!

    • BKBroiler

      The Conservative Christian demographic wants violence and child rape.

    • guest

      Ferguson is by far the best and Kimmel can be OK but I will never watch Fallon of Meyers. Honestly though, I don't watch any of them unless there is some hot chick on as a guest. It just isn't really that interesting to watch some guy sit at a desk and talk to a camera for 30 minutes until the first guest comes on.

  • Smargalicious

    Another leftist piece of garbage to replace another one.
    Meh.

  • HongryHawg

    They could do better. They could do much better.

  • Walter

    When we take media people seriously we are doomed into stupidity. There are people with real knowledge who have spent a lifetime in researching the topic and then there are comedians and news readers who are actors, show people that learn their lines and read prompts and wear $5000 suits, spend $400 on a haircut so they look good reading from a script or reading to sell someone's product that most of us don't need.
    Sometimes the knowledgeable people prostitute their knowledge in order to be seen as experts but they know the story they are telling is false. The show people are ignorant they just regerdutate to please the vested interests. Americans pay more attention to the well groomed ignoramuses than they do to real knowledge.
    The superficial is winning over substance , Entertainment is winning over reality, nationalism and the flag are winning over international law, and religious delusion is winning over reason. We are into STAR worship because we all think that we can be that star in the land of the free and the brave. Yes and you can also win the power Ball lottery. For every STAR there is 200 million losers and that is because we believe in snake oil salesman, company men, a-s kissers, and . news readers,

    • dariggy

      You mean George Clooney is not an expert on the Sudan, Leonardo DiCaprio is not the sage of electric cars and Matt Damon does not possess the key to solving the world's water issues? I find that very difficult to believe….

      • guest

        Funny you mention that as I was just watching Fox and they mentioned the complete lack of qualifications for the ambassadors who obama has nominated and I thought to myself “My God, I actually think that people like Matt Damon would be BETTER than the people nominated because he would actually do SOME research into what goes on in Norway or Argentina”. That's not to say he or any other unHolyweird actor should be an ambassador, but it definitely speaks to the complete incompetence of obama and his nominees.

      • Walter

        I like Matt, Clooney, and Leonardo at least they are asking questions and providing some answers. Now Angelina is an airhead but look who brought her up. Other actors that were airheads Big John Wayne and the biggest of all was the NRA rep Charles the Ben Whore. , .

        • dariggy

          Yes, as people who sleep on $10,000 sheets, they are very qualified to provide answers. If they had gone beyond high school, they may have been able to actually add some additional substance….

  • bnchy

    Who is Chelsea and what does she handle?

    • BKBroiler

      Manmeat.

  • kbirdusa

    How can she be “first-ever” woman host and in the same breath mention Joan Rivers’ show on Fox. She's the first woman since Joan Rivers, not the “first ever” woman since Rivers.

  • darren young

    I wouldn't put too much faith in Moonvest. His third midlife crisis didn't produce any genuine sparks of entertainment creativity or personal creativity (old white guy goes after young Asian hottie…..already been done….cough! Murdoch.)

    • guest

      Yeah, but in his defense, don't ALL men love young asian hotties, midlife crisis or not?

  • ORYGUNWASP

    Nina Agdal isn't available?

  • fr0thing

    I don't know how anyone can stomach that smug skank.

    • Irby

      she beez tribal supremacist raised dat way, talk down to goyim

  • fred

    Maybe she gave up some bootee for the spot.

  • noodles5

    They cannot get any lower than Handler. What a piece of garbage to have represent your network on late night TV. Of course it seems like that is what we want. I could care less. I don't watch that garbage.

  • MICHAELNLA

    A wooden Indian would be a huge improvement over Letterboy.

  • john

    please god no….

  • Dianewe

    She isn't funny ! I guess it will look like Dave wilh a Dress. No Way!….. Joan Rivers at 80 would be better than the Tramp.

  • DSCEO

    If Charlie Sheen doesn't get the job, then I'm canceling cable and going straight NetFlix for everything that i care about. I want to see some serious Adonis DNA and Tiger Blood charged conversations and questions to these fragile dainty starlets. Jimmy Falin was good at the beginning until he became Obama's bitch. Conan is decent, but not for this crowd. Craig Ferguson is too British, need time after that Piers Morgan idiot before we can consider a brit for high up American post. Maybe Will Ferrell in a desperate situation.

    • markit8dude

      I'm with ya, brother.

      Good, bad.. with Sheen at the helm we'd ALL be ‘bi-winning'.

      ( ;

  • Ruger 454

    Qualifications: Hates conservatives…check, worships princess Obama…check, pro-unlimited abortion…check, liberal to the core…check. She appears fully qualified to take over for letterman.

    • Irby

      she beez tribe

  • Merovingian

    Isn't this the woman that told Piers Morgan he is a horrible interviewer and person?
    She's at least got that going for her.

  • juan smith

    oh ..so letterman was gettin s-canned huh? that was nice of cbs to let it look like he was retiring! WOMEN AINT FUNNY…NO CHIX ON LATE NIGHT! (except for amy poehler….omfg)

  • Gregory Winston

    Can't see any chance they'll give Craig Ferguson a real chance – I like him, but with him losing the 18-49 demo so badly, that gives cbs the cover they need to shaft him. Ironic, given that Craig is in reality, the most unconventional, the most free spirited, the least conformist, the least corporatist, and probably the most genuine, of the bunch. But another strike against Ferguson, from CBS’ perspective, is that he's not a partisan left-winger – in fact, he's very patriotic and not much of a partisan. If Dave's input carries any weight, that fact won't help Ferguson. It would be great to see Ferguson get a real shot – but probably too gutsy and high risk of a choice from the network's perspective. Could let CBS capture some of Leno's old audience though, which didn't hew hard to the left…

  • E. Lee Zimmerman

    I'd still they give the show to Fallon so that he can kill two legacies instead of just the one he has.

  • Mike Herman

    Chelsea who?

  • Guest

    What is this TV device of which so many speak of?

    • Deemy

      You can always tell the people who dont watch tv. How? Because they are the first to tell you about it lol

    • juan smith

      THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE DEVICE EVER INVENTED

  • Irby

    END YOUR CABLE NOW

  • Deemy

    Wow talk about total fail.. of all the people out there I could not think of a worse choice. Oh well, Letterman stopped being funny and I stopped watching sometime in the late 90s, such is life.

  • juan smith

    I WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT CHOICE FO THE SLOT. BUT I RETIRED AT 57 LAST YEAR ND HAVE NO PLANS ON COMMITTING TO ANYTHING EXCEPT MY GRANDKIDS, GARDENING , WORKING OUT AND TROALING. HAVE FUN GOLFING AND GETTING SKIN CANCER! OH THATS RIGHT…NONE OF YOU MORONS WILL EVER RETIRE DUE TO YOUR EFFED UP LIFE CHOICES…HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • u2u2u2

      I've been a night watchman at a cranberry silo for the last 40 years.

  • grassy knoll

    they all wish they were JOHNNY.

    • markit8dude

      Johhny was alright but he had NOTHING on Jack Benny, Flip Wilson or Dean Martin.

      Jmo..

      • grassy knoll

        not quite that old but i buy it.

      • grassy knoll

        and if johnny was just alright what do you call the feces they're selling today?

  • Penny Dog

    TV sucks…DrudgeReport, Netflix and Youtube are fine with me.

    • Deemy

      Meh, some TV is good, I keep it on 24/7 news channels to keep up on things.

      • TannerHyde

        corporate TV news is BS

  • John

    I know…get George Bush….that should spike your ratings. LOL

  • thesnappysneezer

    Ferguson is the only one of them worth watching on the networks. I wouldn't touch handler. I'd be ok with Conan coming over. Colbert shouldn't entertain this, he is best where he is. I would like Amy Poeler, would hate seinfeld.

  • billindallas

    Letterman has been doing the same show for years. He could phone it in and only 200 people in the EST would realize the difference. ANYTHING would be an improvement to the show.

    • markit8dude

      The dude was funny when he wore the plaid jacket with suede elbows. Curly hair, wrestling shoes.

      He was more johnny on the spot with his jokes back then ya know?

      Today he looks and sounds like some unfunny tenured professor!

      Geez. that means Letterman (for me) hasn't been funny for decades. Wow..!

  • ET

    Gone in 60 seconds.

  • ET

    Is Handler married to someone named Richard?

    • juan smith

      LOL

  • Leeza Lee

    YAY! she's great.

  • Guest

    I will have to take another look at here nude photos before I approve :-)

  • juan smith

    I GAVE UP TV YEARS AGO. COMMERCIALS DROVE ME INSANE..YUP THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. AND THE INTERNET WILL BE THE FINAL STRAW ENSURING MY FUTURE IN A PADDED CALL. THANK YOU

  • nightsong

    It is the end of an era.

  • moleshired

    I will have to take a look at her nude photos once again before I approve :-)

    • juan smith

      I'LL TWATTER YA SOME

    • Joe Flanagan

      She has a sex tape floating around too I am told. ~GRIN~

  • cruddup

    I smile everytime I hear of these Leftists going b

  • juan smith

    LETS ADORE CELEBS…WHEN ACTUALLY WE SHOULD BE WORSHIPPING BLUE OYSTER CULT, THE SCORPIONS AND JUDAS PRIEST. WAKE UP!

  • The OGS

    Ferguson's is the best show… both Seth Meyers and Handler are awful.

    • nightsong

      Must say Ferguson is orginal. Even in all his silliness there is an honesty about him. He seem to have come out of nowhere and arrived on “tv” and doing his best as a spotlighted surprised genuine comedian on the spot.

  • juan smith

    IN THE SPIRIT OF THE PRECEDENT SET I MUST ASK….DOES SHE HAVE GASH SELFIES?

  • juan smith

    SHE NO TONYA HARDING!

    • dicksicario

      Tonya hada bat
      She has a midget

  • ET

    Below is part of the Wikipedia biography of Chelsea Handler. Chelsea is clearly a vacuous POS who is probably having an affair with Les Moonves.

    “Chelsea Joy Handler was born in Livingston, New Jersey, the youngest of six children of Rita (née Stoecker) and Seymour Handler.[3][4] Her father, American, is Jewish; her German-born mother, who came to the United States in 1958, was a Mormon.[3][5] Handler was raised in Reform Judaism.[6][7][8] Handler said that while growing up she felt like an outsider, recalling, “We lived in this nice Jewish neighborhood…Everyone had Mercedesand Jaguars, and I was going to school in a Pinto.”[9][3] In a June 2011 episode of her show, she and author James Van Praagh discussed the death of her brother, Chet, when she was 9 years old.[10] Handler had an abortion at age 16, which she discussed during an interview in 2011.[11] At age 19, she moved from New Jersey to Los Angeles, California to pursue an acting career, and two years later, became a stand-up comic after telling her story about a DUI to a class of other offenders, who found it funny.[2]“

    • juan smith

      PLAGIARISM ALERT

      • ET

        I gave it attribution and put quotation marks around the statement.

        • juan smith

          ENJOY PRISON

          • Irby

            Wikipedia, idiot

        • Roy Soules

          Yeah? Well where's your full citation? In text citations aren't enough. You're not using the correct style guide, either.

          • ET

            Call Eric Holder. Or as I refer to him, Dick.

    • Joe Flanagan

      too much info.

      • ET

        Totally qualified for the late night show, right? Poor downtrodden slut…couldn't afford a condom. War on Women. Must have been the fault of the first George Bush. Sandra Fluke will be her first guest.

  • Joe Flanagan

    How about somebody who knows how to interview guests and funny too.? Lewis Black? Will Smith?

    • juan smith

      NO KEWNS! REMEMBER WHATS HIS NAME? I DONT OH YEAH ARSENIO HAHAHAHAHA

      • Common Man

        He keeps showing up more often on the TV then the Bills did in the Super bowl.

        • Joe Flanagan

          He works cheap

    • The OGS

      You're describing Craig Ferguson.

  • bob

    She's a libtard.

  • Jake Redmond

    I hope not. I can't stand her and it would cause me to never tune into late night CBS again.

  • ET

    Chelsea Handler has a callous on the back of her head where it keeps banging against the bottom of Les Moonves’ desk.

  • Norm39

    Might as well pick her. Why. There are no more Johnny Carson's or Jay Leno's. Letterman had his day but the past 10 years he just sucked. Jimmy Fallon and the rest of them will not have great success. Once upon a time late night had a captive audience. Today there is much more on cable than watching rich celebrities blowing smoke up each others asses.

  • Matt Murphy

    By all means, give her a better show and time slot, but I think we all know Stephen Colbert is the best choice.

    • Joe Flanagan

      Colbearrr is a one-trick pony just like Bill Maherrrrrr

    • Disqus22

      You must like racists.

  • james johnston

    This market is dead. No saving it.

  • Jake Redmond

    I wish loud-mouth Christians would stop giving normal Christians a bad name. Unfortunately, the out-spoken Christian posters make it seem like, to non-Christians, that they represent us all. They don't.

    • Common Man

      “I wish loud-mouth Christians would stop giving normal Christians a bad name…”
      Can you be more general?

  • juan smith

    THERE ARE ONLY 2 CHOICES AS FAR AS ME…THE GREAT ONE DEEM FEASIBLE….1. RODMAN, 2. PUTIN

    • Common Man

      My vote is for Kim Young Dung or whatever the heck his name is WITH Rodman. Now that would be some entertaining cr/p to watch!

  • Common Man

    Letterman “was” a bit funny 20 some years ago, say in 83 or 84. Since that time he has become nothing more than your average bitter liberal clinging to his past laurels. TV in America has become polluted with nothing more than garbage for the brain. Get a book instead, you might learn something.

    • juan smith

      AMEN

  • Johnny Jewels

    Who are you people commenting? Either this article was posted om the bulletin board of a trailer park or it was featured on Drudge Report…wow. The segue's to Obama and politics is hilarious! Really?!

    • Jack Levitt

      So who are you? Some Chelsea Handler groupie?

    • juan smith

      BENGHAZI!

      • Jack Levitt

        I take you for a big time Madonna groupie. Am I right? Be honest.

      • dicksicario

        Ah Benghazi
        where our Closeted POTUS combined
        with a Lesbian SOS to get a openly gay
        Ambassador murdered, and not a peep
        out of the gay community.

    • Andrew Jameson

      Says the moron who got to this article via Drudge Report.

  • Jack Levitt

    I'd wager she is really easy.

    • Common Man

      I'll bet she puts the “sleaze” into “easy” too.

      • Jack Levitt

        Can you imagine how completely gross she is in real life, off camera? Yuck. Just thinking about it makes me queasy.

        • Common Man

          After years of talking about blocking offensive TV channels and after thinking about it, now I know why it is called the “V” chip.

        • u2u2u2

          Greenish grey meat curtains.

          • dicksicario

            Then what does MOOchelle's look like……

  • anotherhuman

    Replace Ferguson? Why? He's a stitch at 1235p. He'd never work with the PC crowd an hour earlier, but in the later slot, he works. Handler is abrasive in a Sarah Silverman cross bred with Melissa Rivers sense. Except for the gay male demographic, I cannot see her appealing to to many other demographics.

    • gnadfly@gmail.com

      Ferguson spends the first 10 minutes of the show mugging for the camera. Unwatchable but not as unwatchable as Chelsea. How long did Chandler's prime time TV last?

  • Tony l

    Why must we have one hour shows vs one hour shows. Somethjng different would be to have Craig and Chelsea team up for a 90 minute show. Tonight was 90 minutes for years before Carson made them shorten to 60 after a contract negotiation. Two hosts, a male and a female. Both smart and naughty. Elements of the best SNL Weekend Update pairings (Dan A/jane C and Amy P/Seth M).

    Then at 1pm put a repeat of the NBC nightly news.

    • juan smith

      GIT A LIFE AND A CONFED FLAG NECK TTT AND REPORT TO DC ON MAY 16TH FOR THE BIG TEAPHAG RALLY!

    • Cornbread_Noah

      $50 says Craig wouldn't be seen in a dirty men's room with Chelsea Skankfactory.

  • juan smith

    MAYBE THE SHRILLERY CHNANEL WILL PICK HER UP

  • Littleredtop

    She's a good choice but only if she brings that midget Mexican guy with her.

    • juan smith

      ………………….BUT ENOUGH ABOUT RUBIO

      • Jack Levitt

        I thought he was a Canadian?

  • penahs

    She will not take it, she is already burned out doing her current show and does not need the money.

    • fitzzz

      Why don't you think she needs the $$$
      I think she has a serious drug habit, and that don't come cheap

      • penahs

        Because her latest contract with E paid her $36 million. Add in her big bucks she makes from her books.
        BTW did you know she drives a Bentley that she paid cash for?

        • Jack Levitt

          You truly have to love a nation that allows even a tard like Handler to become wildly wealthy.

        • dicksicario

          The leased Bentley is part of her contract.

  • Jack Levitt

    Perhaps after her resounding defeat in 2016, Hillary ‘The Doormat’ Clinton can host the old Letterman show. If she doesn't go ahead and sell jewelery and pantsuits on QVC.

    • anotherhuman

      Oh that's funny. I've imagined seeing Chelsea Clinton as one of those “kids of the famous” who'd start a schlocky jewelry line and panhandle it on HSN or QVC. Ivanka sells shoes and jewelry. Paris has perfumes. One of the Bush girls was attempting design for a nano-second 2 years ago. So why not the Clinton kid?

      • Jack Levitt

        I never considered it before but you are spot on with that. I can toally see Chelsea Clinton on QVC selling junk. When her parents are finally burning in hell and she is a forgotten nobody we will probably see just that, Within the decade. If not a sex tape….lol

      • Jim Wolfson

        She could sell Howdy Doody dolls. Or Webb Hubbell dolls. One look at her ugly mug and people instantly get the joke.

    • dicksicario

      after Booze, Poor Health, and her age keep her out of the white house, she will be given the first Supreme Court Seat that opens up.
      then she can drink in peace all day.
      issue a profound statement now and then
      and show up for those silly SC photo ops.
      Thus finally getting the unending power she so greatly desires.

  • salinca

    Late night TV sucks already and it's going to get worst. This is network TV where a 1.3% rating is considered excellent. It doesn't get any lower than this.

  • juan smith

    “THE JIHAD HOUR” WOULD BE KEWL!

  • Me

    Give her the job and freedom.

  • Cornbread_Noah

    Wow, is this the beginning of the “23 Hour Skank Channel”? (the other hour will be Rosie O'Lardbutt browbeating everyone)

  • Blu Clw

    Counting sheep, clucking hens. Well, I guess thats one way to solve the ambien problem.

  • Ellen Thomas

    Chelsea Handler would be terrific, will knock NBC's Fallon right off the Air within 2 years. I always liked her humor, interviewing, and style. looks like Honchos at CBS have their thinking caps on, and that will make for a good show!

    • juan smith

      LEZZY ALERT

    • Jack Levitt

      LOL, I'll bet you are one of the 17 regular viewers of MSNBC.

    • Lou Bator

      You're kidding, right?

  • dr3yec

    all i got to say is EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  • Gaelic Grandeur

    Letterman is a woman by all accounts.

  • juan smith

    I GOTS ME A CORN ON MY LITTLE TOE. BUT WILL A BUY A DR SCHOLL PAD? HECK NO. WHY DO THAT WHEN I CAN GO TO THE CRAFT STORE AND BUY AN ENTIRE SHEET OF FOAM FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ONE PACK FROM DR SCHOLL? THINK PEOPLE…TUFF TIMES ARE COMING!

  • King Lear

    Handler who? Probably another leftist with a vagina with a big obnoxious mouth.

    • Jack Levitt

      All leftists have vaginas. Even the males.

      • juan smith

        YUP …MANGINAS

      • King Lear

        True…that was a good Juan.

  • Dandee

    Does anyone even watch network tv anymore? The answer is No, except for old people who have taken to reading books or playing Canasta.

    • TexBill

      Cool it on the Canasta slam. I'm not even 70 and love getting a natural Canasta and with luck all four red threes. A pile of ducks and a few jokers make my tail spin!

    • dicksicario

      Untill Obama gives out free cable service a lot of low info voters still rely on Network TV

  • fitzzz

    A little of Chelsea goes a long way,
    One of the reasons for her success was the shitty studio they had her in, and the audience being within touching distance
    As soon as she is in a big studio, automatically the viewers is expecting quality
    and Chels is not quality

  • juan smith

    MANGINAS AND MOOBS. THE NEW BICEPS AND PECS FOR 92% OF THE METROSEXUAL FREAKS IN AMERICA

  • juan smith

    IM JUAN UH LISHUS!

  • juan smith

    AT LEAST I USE MY REL NAME AND PICTURE ON HERE!

  • Ben

    Never heard of her. Is she someone of note?

    • juan smith

      NO..SHE WON A RAFFLE. SEEK HELP!

    • Pouncekitty

      She's another tired old unfunny liberal dancing her way into college dorms by trashing Republicans.

  • juan smith

    PAULA DEEN

  • jbspry

    Chelsea Handler – I LOVE it! The Late Show is the perfect place to spotlight Chelsea's amazing talent. “It's The Late Show with Chelsea Handler! Tonight Chelsea's guests are Lady Gaga, Congresswoman Sandra Fluke and musical guests Maroon 5! And now heeeeeere's CHELSEA!” Doesn't it just send tingles up your spine? I can't wait to see how Chelsea “shakes things up” in the Old Boys’ Club of late night talk shows.

    …who's Chelsea Handler?

    • juan smith

      GENE SIMMONS AND CHERS LOVE CHILD

      • Lou Bator

        Gene Simmons and Howard Stern's love child!

        • dicksicario

          Howard could well be Dave's replacement.
          He is indeed a former pig, but has cleaned
          his act up emencly in the past few years.
          and he is the best interviewer on air today.

          • Lou Bator

            Immensely?

  • clearhead

    WTH is a “letterman”? Am I missing something? I thought the ‘letterman’ was the guy at my mail box that my dog barks at most every morning

  • juan smith

    VANA WHITE ..SEE WHAT I DID HERE? LETTER MAN(WOMAN) IS IT ANY WONDER I ENTERTAIN 100'S OF 1000'S WITH MY COMMENTS?

  • distillerman

    Another worthless double-digit-IQ skank. But for CBS, the audience shares the same mentality so look for a win-win for all the morons vegetating in front of the big screens.

  • juan smith

    WILL T REALLY MATTER WHEN THE REVOLUSHUM STARTS?

  • juan smith

    CLYDE LEWIS

  • weimardog

    Handler got her job at E by boning the president of the network. Who is she going to pork ar CBS.

    • juan smith

      DAN RATHER

      • dicksicario

        Dan Rather not.

  • juan smith

    LETS CHUCKLE AT INANE CRAPPP WHILE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF BROTHERS AND SISTERS ARE SUFFERING

  • Larry Peoples Sr

    Great! Another UN-funny Lefty I won't be watching.

  • Sarah M

    She's just not that ready for the big time. This story is a clever stunt by her publicist. Nothing more.

    Amy Pohler, Tina Fey, Louie CK, Ricky Gervais, John Stewart, Colbert…the list of people ahead of Ms. Handler goes on and on…

    • Pouncekitty

      None of the people on your silly list is better than Chelsea, they're just more plantation slaves to the Democrat skunk party. That's why you want them, to spew more Democrat Liberal hate and call some child or grandchild of a Republican a dirty name.

      • Sarah M

        I don't believe in political parties.

    • dicksicario

      Their is a guy who is without a doubt the best interviewer today, a former pig who has really cleaned up his act of late, and he well could be Dave's replacement
      Howard Stern

  • juan smith

    I JUST ENJOYED A WHOLE WHEAT TORTILLA STUFFED WITH QUINOA, BROWN RICE, BEANS, ONION, JALAPENOS, SOUR CREAM AND CARNEY ASADA BEEF.

  • al

    you could replace letterman with a bloody kotex. worst bum on the air.

    • Pouncekitty

      Best, most honest and accurate comment on this post! Letterman is an extremely rich empty shell, lower than a bloody kotex, unworthy to call himself human.
      He's made a very good living entertaining brain-dead liberals with his liberal lies and dishonest mean spirited nasty empty rhetoric. He WILL burn in hell.

  • juan smith

    I SHOULD SET UP A NETWORK OF WEBCAMS IN MY HOME…WOULD YALL PAY 5 BUX A MONTH TO ACCESS IT? 24/7 JUAN!

  • boplenty

    how about al sharpton? he also is as funny as a truck load of dead babies as was letterman.

  • Forest Hunter

    Oh please…..not this stupid Jewish slut.

  • Poticus Bellicus

    This would be the biggest mistake CBS could ever make. She's to crude for network TV and the ratings will drop like a Chelsea on a unzipped fly.

  • Pouncekitty

    She's a million times better than that mean spirited, nasty woman-hating old troll Letterman. He said Sarah Palin's child was raped in the baseball stand. How about we say that about YOUR daughter? Like it , libs?
    How about we call your children “sluts…” Like it, libs? How would you tolerate 10 minutes of your own medicine?

    • tall4myage

      Yeah, but probably only because she hasn't had the forum to do so yet. There is this thing about female comedians that they feel more free to attack other women that guys do.

      • Pouncekitty

        She's had the forum for YEARS! Her own show! But she chooses not to take the cowardly Letterman way and attack a Republican's children, especially a Republican's HANDICAPPED children! But Letterman does. That's what kind of scum Letterman is.
        If the Right attacked Nancy Pelosi's children or Harry Reid's children, or those nearly brain-dead Obama creatures, the Left would be screaming 24/7 about “fairness” and “tolerance,” their usual empty buzzwords.

    • LenInFlux

      One thing people can say about Letterman – he's been doing this for 30 years and will be retiring at age 68.
      Sarah Palin spent a little over 2 years as governor of Alaska and quit.

      Letterman made a dumb joke in poor taste and apologized for it…..get over it already.

  • tall4myage

    With few exceptions, female comedians are not funny.

    Not because they couldn't be, but they always fall into the same traps. First, they feel like they have to be “shocking” to be funny, so they try to out swear the guys. Second, the routine always deteriorates to either “my pathetic sex life” or “Menstruation”. Third, when that fails, they resort to some hybrid of girl power and guys suck.

    Finally, when all else fails and they bomb, they blame the audience.

  • Seagrape

    Enjoyed her show some years back. Then she started insulting conservatives and I gave up.

    So very tired of the entertainment industrial complex spewing left wing ideology. I will never pay to be insulted by this segment again; no more ‘fashion’ magazines and all their liberal dribble laced throughout, and certainly never going to pay to sit in a movie either. I'm Done with them all.

  • Joseph Lizak

    Today's headline “The women who will replace David Letterman”.
    Tomorrow's headline…”The men who will never watch late night television again.”

  • tall, blond, and very hot

    She's disgusting.

  • Joseph Lizak

    I knew Letterman was finished when he tried to tell a joke last week, stumbled, bumbled through it and got zero laughs. And that was a highlight on the news!

    • gnadfly@gmail.com

      Last month or last decade?

  • Seagrape

    Since old white males are Done as far as the left is concerned, she fits the bill: leftist who will pull in a younger demo.

  • Chance Boudreaux

    Too bad most women comics aren't very funny.

  • Lou Bator

    Women just aren't funny. They're annoying.

    • Sarah M

      I agree! It's one of those things that everyone thinks but never says. Just like the fact that size really *does* matter. ;)

      • Lou Bator

        You know that size doesn't matter, it's the swordsmanship, not the sword!

  • Jim Wolfson

    Wouldn't her seat cushion rot out at least once a week, needing replacement and blowing the show's budget all to hell?

  • Christopher Gadsden

    I don't know what kind of audience CBS thinks a disusting skank can hold, but they left that fossil letterman on for at least a decade longer than deserved. Perhaps they think the geriatric crowd will find her sexy.. until they find out she's bi. BTW, I didn't realize how many octagenarians were up after 10:30. Maybe they get up early for breakfast buffets.

  • CTSadler

    Funny how Zucker is mentioned in this article… Her taking Dave's spot is a Zucker-esque idea.

  • 1AmericanFreedomFighter

    Remember when David Letterman was funny? Long before his days with CBS.. I used to like the guy…

  • Billy W

    Who?

  • Jim in Saigon

    Is this woman just another political hack pretending to be an entertainer? I quit watching Letterman years ago when he became boorish and opinionated. If CBS's Moonves is so intelligent, why is he promoting entertainers who alienate much of the viewing market? Strikes me as a dumb strategy.

  • ironcimmerian

    She's a moron (and not a very funny one). Between her, arsenio hall, and all the other asshats combined nobody will ever touch Carson.

  • agoodboy

    She is total trash and not funny at all. Relies on smut to gain attention. She will never make it mainstream television . . .

  • bobo45

    Replacing a bitter old has been who USED to have talent (20 years ago) with someone who NEVER had any talent? PRICELESS!

  • Bordeauxm

    A very unfunny pig and America will never find her funny or accept her.

  • Lafango

    Are the late night comedians exempt from racial-sexual orientation quotas?

    Couldn't CBS find a Black-Lesbian-Feminist to replace Latterman?

    • Jim Wolfson

      Yeah, but not one in a wheelchair, so they're still looking. Gotta check all those boxes.

  • tcp53

    Nothing as entertaining as a middle-aged, skanky, unfunny comedienne for a late-night talk show host…..

    • sharkkiller

      She is 39. How old are you son?

      • Irby

        she looks 89

  • Just The Facts

    Handler is too polarizing. Too many fresh new faces out there who would draw a more diverse audience.

  • sharkkiller

    You can always tell when Drudge posts a link. The old people and Idiots come out of the woodwork.

    • Marcus Cantrell

      Says the sharkkiller. You need to stop projecting, it's primitive. Do you even go back and read the ignorant diatribes you post? Your calling people idiots? You leftist, self-annihilating fools are unreal.

      • sharkkiller

        If the truth hurts try Church.

        • Marcus Cantrell

          I don't need to go to a church for the truth clown. All I need to do is read ignorant fools like you and know there is. By the way I said stop projecting it's primitive.

  • TheGrimCreeper

    I'd rather watch reruns of The Golden Girls than that no-talent tart.

  • Americassage

    Doomed to failure if this nobody gets Letteman's spot. From bad to worse.

  • tightloops

    Borrrrrrrrrrrrring! And NOT funny. Bring back Jay!

  • no1special

    She'll bomb just like Katie.

  • James Hilyard

    WOW..can CBS push the bleep button enough to allow Chelly to be on Public TV

  • greg

    yeah, give it to a slutty xanax addict – nice move to re-gain legitimacy in the eyes of normal americans

  • acidulous

    Can't you just hear the monologue? Straight white men bashing, feminist dogma, everything is raaaacccissst, multiculturalism is nirvana, diversity is a sacrament, gay marriage is far better than straight, men marrying women is sooooo uncool, blah, blah, puke, blah. She'll just be another left wing broad who thinks she's hip, cool, and edgy, trashing traditional American culture. Her first diatribe will be..wait for it!..bashing Sarah Palin and the Tea Party. And the lofos will be lapping it up because those in the know have told them they are really COOL. F.L.O.P.

  • gary lacey

    Well, is the casting couch back in vogue??

  • greg

    smart move!!! add an msnbc type personality (crude, possiby always intoxicated, predictable) because msnbc has such GREAT ratings

  • Golfendude

    Goodbye late night… I'll not miss you one bit… but if Jay were to return to lets say FOX I'd stay up for him. RIP Johnny, still missing those days.

  • Marcus Cantrell

    CBS is obviously trying to self-annihilate.

    • Golfendude

      There just trying to follow the other alphabet networks, which I've tuned out years ago… PERIOD! Letterman did himself in, should have stuck to jokes stayed out of the political views…He was always overrated IMO.

  • Olrik

    Oh boy, another ditzy, funny blonde! There are already too many of these on Fox and CNN…

    • Golfendude

      FOX has some intelligent blondes, it's odd that you would link them with the likes of CNN. Not contest there PERIOD.

      • sharkkiller

        Fox has ditzy blondes. And ditzy men. And ditzy management. Did you know that in order to have a “News network” It is required to have a licence? FOXnews does not have this license because they fall under the category of “Entertainment Broadcasting”. This way they can have shows like O'reilly and Ann Coulter shooting their mouths off without having any sort of responsibility as true journalists. Roger Ailes, the CEO of fox news is a paranoid and delusional little fat man with a blast proof / bulletproof office. Dude thinks that the gays and blacks are going to get him. He is also a prepper and houses all over the U.S. with fences and security. I am sure most of you envy this man and would probably suck him off, given the chance.

        • dicksicario

          It's guys like you that has made FOX what it is today.
          The more liberals dish it, the more people tune into FOX to see what all the fuss is about….and never go back.

          • sharkkiller

            Not true. The more that FOXnews is exposed for it's lies and manipulation, the better. I am not a liberal, I have an arsenal of weapons, I hunt , fish and dip copenhagen. I live in south Georgia and voted for Bush twice. However, the republican party has turned into a joke. You support people like Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann? Seriously… I have one vote and it is going to go to the person that I hope is not going to die in office and let a dingbat that says “You betcha” all the time take his place. No sir. I would rather vote for Castro than some of the people you repubs have thrown out there.

          • Golfendude

            May a Great White find it's way to your torso, and devour you slowly.

        • Kenner

          Shrewish anti-goy.

          • sharkkiller

            So I am a Jew now? Actually Irish and English with some Austrian. But thanks for the underhanded guess.

          • Irby

            ok dumb shabbasgoy

        • Golfendude

          HEY NUMSKULL They are the BIG DOGS PERIOD… Your dribble rhetoric will not change that PERIOD!

          SUCK ON THAT!

    • dicksicario

      CNN has a good looking blonde info babe ?
      Who ?

  • http://www.rain-watersystems.com A.B.

    I really tried to like her. Her show is like listening to two women piddling in the bathroom.
    She is not funny.
    Not intelligent sounding.
    Not that I watch television anyways as a rule anymore…so who gives a rip?
    Reality television has made it unworthy of my time.

  • Jack Splat

    Holy heck that's the worst idea ever. This woman is just offensive all around. If they put her on I would boycott the whole network.

    • Shane Fromaggio

      ..and you boycotting “the whole network” would result in ZILCH. You are a legend in your own mind.

  • Andrew Clayterman

    Bring back the late movie instead.

    • dicksicario

      Yeah like Blazing Saddles before the political correct censors got ahold of it

  • sharkkiller

    All of you are arguing about a television show that most of you claim to not even watch. This is the reason why you are so fucking fat. Stick to your reality shows, Duck Dynasty and Swamp People, honey boo boo. Without a doubt you will become smarter and more informed by the hours. Fatties.

    • Kenner

      You sound really, really shrewish.

      • sharkkiller

        You apparently have only one thing on your mind. THE BIG ZIONIST JEW CONSPIRACY that is trying to take yer freedums.

        • Irby

          too bad it's true

    • David Girard

      ROFL

  • starlite

    run and American Idol type evening…….let the American Public choose the next host.

  • Jkjljmt_Pqprpstt

    Anti-Whites are flooding every White country with non-Whites, which will
    cause White Genocide by violence and interbreeding as surely as the
    Spanish pouring into Mexico interbred that land's native peoples out of
    existence.

    Anti-Whites don't demand that African countries be flooded with non-Africans.

    Anti-Whites don't demand that Asian countries be flooded with non-Asians.

    Anti-Whites say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-White.

    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

    • sharkkiller

      Fly those stars and stripes! YeeeeHawwww!!! When is the next Klan meeting Jed? White power!

      • Kenner

        Oy Vey!! You tell'im, Morty!

        • sharkkiller

          I am not a big fan of zee joos but at least most of them are smarter than you. Dipshit.

          • Irby

            you can tell by all that wallhumping, takes lotsa brains to do that

    • The Right Fight

      Intelligent people know that freedom of choice is a natural right and the fundamental building block of self-government that ensures the rights to life, liberty, and property.

      If people choose to assimilate, then the free exercise of their CHOICE – by logical analysis – is a choice FOR something and not “anti” anything.

      White Supremacists are racists, so they are also opposed to the right of individuals to freely choose.

      Anyone who is capable of logical analysis can clearly see that.

      And all the White Supremacists can do is repeatedly post racist quotes.

      They fail at logical analysis and independent thinking.

    • The Right Fight

      ??

  • Rodney Mann

    The 1130pm late night talk show pretty much died the night Johnny Carson signed off for the last time. No one has come close to his class or mastery of the trade since. Handler's act won't draw in the big numbers on CBS.

    • David Girard

      Amen!!

  • Charles Dykes

    Good Riddance………….But, I liked Dave at one time in his career until he became an agent of the Left…and stopped being a happy comedian making folks laugh without having to ‘think’ about what he was/is saying. Crap!

  • dicksicario

    She is a pig.
    Dave will be replaced by a former pig who has been cleaning his act up.
    Howard Stern. nobody else around is as good at interviewing people As
    Howard is.

  • Bustatroll

    Can't say much about her now, since she got the instant channel change designation years ago. She was vile then and I don't know if is different now.

  • Seashell

    I do hope they get Chelsea to replace Letterman because it will be fun to watch the ratings disaster that will follow when the public tires of the acerbic tongue in this woman's’ formerly beautiful face.

  • jawebster1

    I once liked David Letterman. When he first got his show, I watched every episode. I thought he was funny and clever. I had no idea he was a full bore Lib. Then he had Rush Limbaugh on as a guest and he did what no host should ever do. He insulted his guest. I have never watched his show since. When I heard he was quitting, I said “Good riddance”, which is the same thing I heard Sean Hannity say about him today.

  • Fred863

    She horrible. Crude, rude and mostly disgusting.
    She'll bring the viewers down… but I guess that's what TV wants… less intelligence and more crude and vulgar entertainment.

  • The Osprey

    God, I hope not. I still can't get out of my head her talking about having a black penis slapped in her face on Conan. I assume it was 50 Cent but maybe she's had many bruthas…

    • WagTheDawg

      And sistas…

  • Gary Smith

    Ya I'm sure people are going to watch an hour of “ridden hard and put away wet”.

  • Chingpei

    About the only choice WORSE than Chelsea Handler would be the repulsive Joy Behar … they neither one are entertaining or funny !!

    • David Girard

      LMAO!! Joy Behar?? I don't think she could even get a sponsor.

    • Ironside

      There's always Whoopie Goldberg…

      • Chingpei

        The STUDIO is not properly ventilated to deal with Whoopie's problem with pungent flatulence !!

  • Guest

    Bring back the old Indian profile test pattern when the station signed-off at midnight.

  • JackOfAllbeats

    We are being studied. Our words being deposited into mines. Dont trust google, Microsoft, Facebook or Apple. The networks use women because they are easier to control and harder for you to reject. Their sexual parts lure you in, your dissatisfaction with her jokes is sexist.

    WAKE UP AMERICA.

  • Plisskenman

    FAIL

  • Helen Kushnick

    I'm skeptical of this kind of thing. My guess is that this is a leak, either on her side to promote her as a contender for the show (or whatever opens up) or by CBS itself to gain some negotiating leverage with everybody else. Pretty much everybody's contract is up in 2015 (Stewart, Colbert, Conan, and even Kimmel), it's hard to think they're going to make that kind of call.

  • MrSottobanco

    Look at the new scum! Same as the old scum!

  • http://disqus.com/WilderNapalm/ Wilder Napalm

    That's right CBS put a lowlife ho in place of a idiot. Very savvy move.

  • Plisskenman

    How about “Late Night With Tina Fey”?….or even better “Late Night with Eddie Murphy”?

    • God

      Wow, that is a good idea! Tina is brilliant and funny and would probably be one of the best late night host ever, male or female! Eddie would overshadow most guest and frankly, I don't think he is that smart…Funny? Absolutely! But a good late night host is quick on their feet.

  • Texasdav

    Who is she?! Late Night talk shows have become a wasteland.

  • David Girard

    Is Springer doing anything these days?

  • FlyoverCountry

    Never heard of her. My vote is for Ferguson, though it will be much easier to go to bed earlier if he isn't the vote-getter and I can just dismiss this whole late-night crap from my life.
    AND there is still Coast-to-Coast. Frankly, I can sleep to anything.

  • Area 51.2

    Is she going to keep the bed in the office ?
    Would you really want to ride her G for a spot ?

  • DisqusHound

    Late Night with Howard Stern

    • Dave Turner

      Won't work. He can't work a full week on radio. How could he manage that on TV?

  • boobtuber06 .

    CBS- make it simple and make it easy on yourselves and just pick Ferguson…

    • WagTheDawg

      Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

  • Dank Donkerson

    Women aren't funny, they're just not. be prepared to lose the whole 18 to 54 male viewership

  • TroubleAtTheMine

    I remember when tv stations used to care about ratings.

  • Dank Donkerson

    wouldn't it be funny if they let Dave leave without a replacement and than hired Jay Leno after he's gone and Jay dominated Late night “AGAIN” and propelled “The Lateshow” to its highest ratting's ever and as his first guests he has George W Bush and Sara Palin?
    Dave's head would Explode

  • twinstick1

    I can see her taking the 12:35 slot. However, I don't see Craig doing well in Dave's spot. I think too many people would compare him to Piers Morgan.

  • Formernurse

    Well that's the end of the road for CBS at that time slot.

  • gabrianga

    Definitely not a first pick. A Leftie with a chip on both sh9ulders?

  • NorgeX

    Another mentally unstable, under-educated, substance abusing, promiscuous liberal on late-night…..how original and refreshing.

    • God

      ~light chuckle and smile in agreement~ These scumbags are killing themselves, nice and slowly…A fitting end to the bane of existence!

      • WagTheDawg

        Yup! The Tribe has been pooing on it's own parade for quite some time. Hopefully this will signal the end of their awful reign on earth.

  • claspur

    ‘They’ say-warning the kids about the sexting they do will follow them thoughout their lives, and ruin it.
    (anyone ever search-up what Handler's done in her porns and nudes?)
    She's hit the wall in the last couple of years, and won't get Watermelon's slot. Too much baggage with no staying power.

  • thegreatdane18

    What's she going to do on her new show? Suck off some black like most white American tarts like to do?

  • popeye2010

    A real mean human being, but at least she's not another Brit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kara-Mehmet/1512347440 Kara Mehmet

    Good. the sooner the better. That geek Letterman has sucked bawlz since 1984. When Larry “Bud” Melman, “Toast on a Stick” left, it was all down hill.

  • Jim B

    Another “Katy Couric” move waiting to happen

  • John

    Don't bother replacing him…they all $uck.

  • carl davis

    She is a left wing nut!!! Vile & nasty as they come!!!!!!!!!

  • Chingpei

    May as well be Ryan Seacrest since IDOL should be dumped by then … he's willing to get on his knees for any Studio HEAD !!

  • JJTX

    What a YAWNER

  • juan smith

    WE'D ALL LOVE TO TAP THAT!

  • jerryhulick

    Anything would be a great improvement.

    • juan smith

      EXCEPT IF YOU DID IT

  • joules48084

    Wow man!! So they're really going to replace one unfunny nasty and loudmouth liberal mouthpiece with another!!

    That'll make me want to stay up and watch!!

  • westside_resident

    How long has Letterman been dead?

    • God

      Was he ever alive?

  • bucketnutz

    Comedians who are political first and funny last seems to be the goal of these networks. I prefer to get my news and analysis from qualified news sources without an agenda.

    • juan smith

      LIKE FOX!

    • God

      All news, including the BBC and all other alphabet news reading agencies, are mouthpieces for the establishment/social engineering/spin doctoring/agenda driven traitors…Anyone using the news for anything but weather is destroying what little brain matter they have left.
      If you aren't perusing Drudge three times a day; you're in a vacuum!

  • paulrevereridesagain

    Handler's a piece of trash. She won't last. Her shtick is very limited. She can talk about sex and that's about it.

  • denrep

    Great, DemocRats will like this because they can then use the F word and talk about sex all the time during their re-election campaigns. She is funny but not worthy of a show of that stature.

  • rockribbed

    How about Dan Rather. He was pretty funny.
    Week #1 ORIGINAL COPY OF BIBLE FOUND (produced on Microsoft word)

  • zorch

    There's still a sizable audience who woud like to see Jay Leno return to late night TV. CBS skews older anyway. Why compete for the younger crowd?

  • binkyspop2

    Of course she'll get it! Entertainment's race to the bottom rewards not culture or class but vulgarity and obscenity. And Handler is the poster child.

  • God

    Never heard of her…I heard she's funny…I am sure the show will be ruined now…Letterman sucked too…He was always terribly arrogant and I don't for the life of me know why anyone ever liked him! Jay was funny and had that energy…Not that I ever watched his show, except for snippets on Youtube…

  • Barry Bin Inhalin

    Chelsea who? Fallon should to a Top Ten Reason why she'll suck. But CBS will prop her up – hell, maybe they can offer the gig to Oprah, she's not doing much.

  • buttaboom

    Anybody who entertains working for CNN should think twice.
    CNN is losing audience and its ratings are south of every other cable network. Anybody worth anything is baling. I will never understand CNN bringing Jeff Zucker on board after he single handily destroyed NBC.

  • vincehugh

    She seems attractive, but don't know of any women comedians I think are actually funny. I find Ellen DeGeneres boring, not funny and believe the only reason she got a gig on TV is because she is gay…and the media heavily staffed with the same, promotes her. I didn't find Letterman very funny either. He doesn't seem like a nice guy at heart and only kept his position because he would get a little outrageous on occasion which created publicity, and of course he was very liberal…media loves that.

  • Ching-chong Ding-dong

    only in whoreywood do they take out the trash and then dig through dumpster and bring back in the house more smelly trash

  • guest

    She is pure trash. SHE has aspired to be as gross as Joan Rivers. Ratings for her will never happen. She can't even get the numbers on E and the only reason she got that job was she dated the head honcho of Comcast. She also has ticked off most of Hollywood I can't imagine many wanting to go talk to her. HER brief five minute interviews with celebs on her show turned into its all about me Chelsea. She is again I say PURE TRASH not fit for prime time tv. jmho

  • Rusty

    Oprah at 11:35pm???

  • Entero Lobium

    How amazing ! I never thought another fhuhkiin ignoramus, no talent Joo would get the spot !

  • WagTheDawg

    Ferguson is a boring, one-trick pony, and, since watching someone in the midst of a mental breakdown is never fun, Conan is out too. But Handler would be a disaster … her sleaze rating is only a tad under Howard Stern's. Wikipedia lists all the TV hosts who ever lived (“List of talk show hosts”), and if reading that doesn't depress you, nothing will. You can almost count the decent folks on ONE HAND. Thus my choice for Letterman's replacement would be Jimmy Kimmel … he's smart, he's funny, he's a gentleman, he's a great host, and he's clean. If CBS goes the sleaze route, they will be throwing dirt on all the wonderful shows they now produce. Why would they want to do that?

    • steph

      Kimmel is so far the opposite of a gentleman. He's an awful human pile of excrement who chose his current wife (and head writer of his show) over dedicated friends and employees. He did what Letterman did, but because he's not a popular topic of gossip, skated free. He destroyed lives. Trust me on this one – he's the devil same as Letterman.

  • Metalzboy

    Chelsea Hangover…..drunken no class white trash,great, just what we need

  • VioletLoganGirl

    She is hideous, vulgar, not funny and a big Hollywood lefty Jew. Perfect replacement for Letterman.

    • Obamasucks69

      I agree with you on this “She is hideous, vulgar, not funny, I don't agree with
      ” big Hollywood lefty Jew” She is Lesbian who champions those causes. she's a disgusting pig….

  • Terry W.

    CBS is their own worst enemy and mainly why their ratings are in the tank. The executive's at CBS need to take a look in the mirror and fire themselves.

  • Obamasucks69

    Oh hell NO! CBS already has krappy ratings. Handler is a pig, if you ever watched her show she's disgusting. if CBS hires her they will never beat the tonight show even with the loser Fallon and his racist band the roots…..God I hope Jay Leno comes back on air Late night TV has gone to the dogs.

  • Kj

    David is getting out before true ratings come out ,just as Obamas true rating will emerge ,both total fakes ,lol

  • Thomas J.Stratford

    Who? and how many people watch “E” ???? If she is hired to replace Letterman, it only proves CBS has abandoned that slot, and conceded that NBC own it.

  • jsbabl

    Who are these people? totally ridiculous…..Jay will be back and will once again be in first place…….

  • One man

    The cultural decay continues. Put her on broadcast TV? Its no wonder the Russians tell us to go do yoga.

  • somehistorian

    CBS needs a nice looking Red-headed female….not Conan

    • Robert Muir

      With big hooters!

  • Robert G.

    Great, Maddow needs the ratings bump

  • Jim Christian

    Chelsea Handler? They're joking, right? She'll go down the drain faster than Katie Couric at CBS News. Why not consider a Louis Black or a Robert Klein combo until the next Great Thing comes along. Why this broad? You have to have someone with a brain that has done stuff besides read script written by others in that spot. Someone that can interview, someone quick and snappy. Chelsea Handler is a teleprompter chick and besides, her delivery and look reminds one of a woman that consumes her every meal with a handful of antidepressants. Poor choice unless temporary fits the bill.

    I'd laugh my a$$ off if Jay Leno worked at CBS for a year or two after Letterman splits.

  • ugh

    So dumb.

  • River Hawk

    young/middle aged/old sick persons are Christians and Catholics/Jew/all the rest voted for Obumer and now they will be slowly exterminated due to wanting this Hitler in office twice.

  • RH

    Never heard of her…But, I have better things to do than watch the E! channel

  • mike_smith

    I wonder how her therapy is going after seeing Conan O'Brian naked in the shower with her?

  • canineok

    Who watches network television? The real contributors are in bed getting rest so they can get up the next morning early and beat the hell out of the world that produces and contributes.

  • JeddMcHead

    Sigh, another liberal shill? Why not? I won't watch her anymore than I watched Letterman.

  • Mark

    Another gift of failure.

  • Raine315

    Give it to Kevin Hart! Ratings will be through the ROOF! Handler is a hag who thinks she's cool just because she allows rappers to smash her.

  • bevus

    Nothing like commiting commercial suicide, she won't be able to be gross and without that she is not funny, and even then she is marginal. But, then we know they will go over the cliff to be politically correct.

  • BoDeen

    With competition like Jimmy Fallon they could hire Chelsea CLINTON.

  • josetoyou

    I never watched letterman and there is no chance I will watch with a new commentator. TV in general is perverted, biased and is not worth the time or money…

  • JoeDrager

    It makes no difference what liberal hack replaces the liberal hack.

  • parker1227

    Chelsea who? Never heard of her. What a pathetic world we live in – when leftist “hater” comedians get undeserved top billing.

  • mrbarry

    If this Slut takes over, you may as well call it the Jewish Nightmare Show

  • e north

    Way too liberal for this time slot. Maybe she could replace Bill Maher.

  • Chicago720

    Well, having endured my wife's watching of “Chelsea Lately” for several years, I think CBS will make a grievous error if they bring Handler on to replace the venerable Letterman. I may not agree with Letterman's politics, but I did like his humor. He understands the subtleties and nuances of clever humor. Handler is like a sledgehammer of the gutter. Her whole schtick is that she's a drunken tramp who sleeps with strangers. That's the extent of her humor. I don't watch much late night TV so I don't care either way, but this woman is no replacement for Letterman.

  • Steve

    There's nothing funny about that skanky ho

  • GovSlacker

    If you thought Letterman was a dirty old man, you ain't seen nothing yet. Tasteless and obsessed with penises (preferably non-white) this boozed up broad should captivate the low information TV watchers, the kind of people who tune into TMZ
    and the Oh channel. Just another reason to get a good nights sleep.

  • vaporware

    Craig Ferguson gets my vote

  • Brian Damphousse

    she is not funny, all she does is read today headlines and says..can you believe that?

  • Jesse Schoeder

    mans work.
    you'll see.

  • Gretathegreek

    Who watches this embarrassment to women???

  • parker1227

    The replacement for Letterman will inevitably be a screaming leftist shill – whether male or female.

    And, yes, she is an unfunny skanky ho.

  • Alex

    It doesn't matter who they get, who ever gets that job is condemed to 3rd place. If Lettman can't beat Fallon or Kimmel how is Handler going to? And FYI I like Handler.
    I haven't seen anyone on those lists that can compete with Fallon or Kimmel, CBS should drop the “Late Show” and run a news program or old movies after 11 p.m.

  • condaggit2

    Never heard of her but then i dont pay for cable……….

  • parker1227

    She will last 2 months max.

  • valerie

    Oh ick! Please, no! :P

  • VABrit

    Just what America needs – another late-night propagandist for the Obama administration

  • Twoiron

    Who cares? Really. Chelsea Handler's mother…maybe.

  • orlandojon

    Mainstream media seems to enjoy getting rid of anything that draws an audience in favor of leftist propagandists.

  • mang

    Of course. We're getting all PC, so the next one has to be a woman or gay or both.

  • EarlP

    No one under 40, other than shut-ins stuck with cable, watches this late night garbage anymore and those over 40 who do watch must enjoy the echo chamber for their daily lesson on how to live their oh so “progressive” lives…Letterman died 15 plus years ago, and their still waiting another year to bury him? Talk about an “indignity to a corpse”.

  • aten

    That will flop like a rock

  • grey_ghost1

    Let's hope NOT! It would be interesting to see Stern…

  • joe citizen

    She's not going to work in that time slot. She is even further left than Letterman, and people will not like her personality. She is not mainstream. More of a 2am “last call” kind of girl

    • EarlP

      Yeah, Handler is like that slutty aunt we all know: the one who wants to be younger than her age and gets drunk at all family gatherings: weddings, funerals, you name it: she's dressed inappropriately, loud, and drunk, and you can't get her to go home – it might be funny the first time, not so much every time.

  • Jeff

    Ratings will hit rock bottom. Women are nowhere nearly as funny as men.

  • TCH

    Craig Ferguson is hilarious!

  • balloonpilot

    She's be perfect for cbs: handler had an abortion at 18, is an athiest, probably alcoholic. Very antagonistic toward the right wing. I would have zero interest in watching the show with her as host.

    • Disqus22

      Abortion at 16.

  • xpiolt

    Is she Red enough? She'll have to past the Goldberg test at The View first. Does she love abortion and ObamaCare? Is she for same sex marriage and support NSA spying? Can she send a tingle up Chris Mathews leg? Does she hate the Constitution and Bill of Rights? Is she totally against the 2nd amendment? Is she viscous enough to ambush all conservative guests other than the RINOs and bow to all socialists from the left? If so then your looking at the Letterman replacement. Whoopi.I haven't watched this slop in years. Ill stick with the Alex Jones Show.

  • hoistthatrag

    She's as liberal as they come and valueless. Why would anyone even remotely conservative watch her? Answer: they won't.

  • TMZ

    I like Handler. I have no issues with her. But I doubt she will replace Letterman. It is Ferguson's or CBS will think it over and pick someone else. Handler should take what she can get. That Syndication deal might be fine. She is friends with Leno, Kimmel, Jennifer Aniston, Shannen Doherty and she seems nice to me.

  • Richard291

    Let Hillary The Hilga Beast fill in that slot for Letterman!!!!!!!!

  • Bueller Ferris

    Sorry CBS, we don't need a MSM parrot for the left. I will say this about Handler; I saw a different side of her in “Who Do You Think You Are”. Too bad she can't act like that on her show.

  • comrade_nappy

    Self-aggrandizing liberal stooges.
    Laughable.

  • Scott Farkas Had Yellow Eyes

    Another swing…and a MISS. Strikeout. Next batter!!

  • wes the pirate

    How about the replace him with someone actually funny. I mean it wouldn't take much to top Letterman, but handler is less than funny. Plus she will say something to get pulled off the air in a week

  • bigcatdaddy76016

    How about we don't replace him but say we did….will anybody notice?

  • Jeebus

    Television died a long time ago.

  • Rufrignkidnme

    CBS should pull a coup and hire Leno to host. Instant ratings boost.

  • dom27

    ARE THEY KIDDING WITH HANDLER DOING THE 11:30 P.M. SPOT……
    CHELSEA CLINTON ALRIGHT, BUT NOT CHELSEA HANDLER

  • Sam Oakin

    I've watched her show because my daughter used to watch it before she left for college. Can't say I see the attraction. Never heard a funny word come out of her mouth.

  • livedwell

    This is not exclusive – was all over celebrity media yesterday. That said, whomever is in charge of these decisions should read the comments on “Handler replacing Letterman” articles – she is very unpopular; much along the lines of Kathy Griffin. .

    • juan smith

      GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NUEROSIS

  • Denileriverafter

    What about Craig Ferguson?!! He works for Letterman's company, he is on CBS, and he's been following Letterman for 6 years! Plus..he's a 100 times FUNNIER than Letterman, and I HATE Chelsea Handler!! I LOVE Craig!!

    • juan smith

      PHAG ALERT

  • ZombieReady

    whoever they replace letterman with will be a liberal idiot. A black,lesbian,democrat with a white , gay man sidekick would be my guess. A black male band leader and a live audience of brain dead young people who laugh at anything as long as it is critical of conservatives.

  • juan smith

    DO YOU CARE? SEEK HELP!

  • devan95

    Handler is a vile, nasty, immoral, caustic piece of work who slept her way to the top. She is the female equivalent of Don Rickles, except that he's funny and she's not. She is a prime candidate however, because she hates patriotic Americans I.e. Republicans, conservatives, Christians, as much as Letterman – and CBS – does.

  • John

    No way Handler can “handle” it. I wouldn't watch her or any of the other female comics.

  • nightsong

    Ha. How sick is that.
    It is over, “replacement” is over. Talke show host is over, tv is over, and especially the bitchy woman thing is over. Get on with something more serious.

    • juan smith

      AT LEAST IT HAD ITS TIME, UNLIKE YOUR LIFE. WORTHLESS FROM BIRTH

  • cmarrou

    Chelsea will get the show only if Julie Chen (Mrs. Les Moonves) doesn't want it first…

  • Inarguably

    Does it really matter who the Constant Barack Sycophancy network chooses to replace pervo lefty Davie? Haven't watched the DNC talking points late show in many a year, and sure as hell won't watch it when the pervo departs.

    • juan smith

      SURE YOU WONT! ***WINK***

  • juan smith

    LETS CALL HER A SKANK, BUT SINCE ALL WE CARE ABOUT, IF HONEST, IS OUR PERSONAL FINANCIAL SITUATION —THATS RIGHT, MOST YOU MORONS DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH- FINANCIALLY SHE IS MORE “SUCCESSFUL” THAN YOU MORONS FRETTING ABOUT CASH..HENCE? YOUR THE SKANKY IDIOTS! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA TRUST ME, SHE DONT GIVE A RATZ ABOUT YOUR VIEWS. BUT SHE DOES CARE WHAT I THINK AND TWEETS ME OFTEN.

  • Sud1

    Just kill me now, don't make me suffer

    • juan smith

      DO IT YOSELF SO NO ONE HAS TO GO TO PRISON

      • Sud1

        So Chelsea Handler has her own troll. I would think her up to the job without help from her own kind

        • juan smith

          WHATCHA THINK? PILLS AND A BAG OVER YOR HEAD? JUMP OFF A HIGH PLACE? WRIST SLIT? GUN TO HEAD? PICK ONE AND DO IT!

  • rimmshot

    Potty Mouth Handler. Turn off the TV and go to sleep.

    • juan smith

      BA DA BUMP

  • Big Whiskey

    They deserve each other.

  • jewhader

    A vile jew

    • http://www.outsidecampreflections.com Caruso

      Go back to Stormfront, child, if you can quit jerking off to “The Turner Diaries” long enough.

      • jewhader

        Eat sh!t, jew

        • http://www.outsidecampreflections.com Caruso

          I'm not a Jew: I'm a born-again Christian. If I were interested in following your advice, however, I'd invite you to climb up on my plate.

          You Jew-haters are the most pig-ignorant people in this country. Go play with the Muslims: you deserve each other.

    • Tyrone Exington III

      Although I hate the hate, jewhader is correct in this case

  • juan smith

    IM WAITING FOR FRED MEYER TO OPEN. MY LIST? CAULIFLOWER, SOUR CREAM, TORTILLAS, APPLES, ORANGES , GRAPES (DEPENDING ON CURRENT PRICE), BANANAS, CELERY, CARROTS, BELL PEPPERS. ENJOY READING THIS AND GIVE ME LITTLE ARROWS UP! FOR LOVE!

  • hdogg48

    I liked Letterman when he first started out. He had the same
    Middle America “one of us” charm that Johnny Carson had.
    I guess it was during the Bush 43 years that the “one of us’
    became “one of them” as the result of too much hobnobbing
    with the Manhattan Liberal Elite, and living in a mansion
    in Connecticut with the other noveau riche Liberals.
    Also the scandal about him doing young interns didn't
    do much to endear me to him.

    • juan smith

      48 THE IQ HUH? COOL

      • hdogg48

        I got a Bachelors Degree in Engineering
        and a PE License.
        And you got the CAPS ON LOCK
        and scream delusional rants at who you
        disagree. My guess is you are a Community
        College drop out with 15 credits toward
        a degree with a Studies in it.

  • http://www.outsidecampreflections.com Caruso

    Madonna was sometimes an amusing guest on Letterman's show. But bringing in this nasty slut to take over the desk is like making Madonna host – - – except that Madonna probably has higher standards.

  • tbone1

    I give her six months. After that, CBS will be back to airing Andy of Mayberry reruns.

  • Karen

    I like Craig Ferguson, but he's just not funny. Don't know what will become of him. I can't see Chelsea Handler being able to sustain a show in a late night network slot. She's too abrasive and her comedy style doesn't appeal to the masses.

    • pfk1448

      I agree, but Ferguson is funny

  • http://batman-news.com Simon Brown

    Skank-o-rama!

  • sewardcamp

    would the 3 late night shows then be an all jewish lineup??

  • Jon Galt

    She will bomb, but that's okay, she's a woman.
    The only thing that tops that is a black lesbian in a wheelchair.
    In our culture, anything but a white male is perfect.

  • Harry J. Smith

    Hire Leno – the highest TV rating comedian in the business!

  • Sagesteve

    Oh, miss potty mouth? She's waaay to crass.

  • Jon Galt

    If you care about this you are retarded in the first place. I have no idea who this person is, though I would bet she is an avowed far leftist, I haven't watched any of these late night shows for over a decade, it's just low IQ garbage.

    • Disqus22

      Glad to say I never heard of her and only clicked on the story because I knew the comments would be good. Hope she's the one though, I enjoy seeing liberal aholes fall flat on their faces ala Ronan Farrow and his ilk.

  • mok

    that'll guarantee i'll never watch a show…

  • R VB

    Chelsea's audience is under 25, largely college kids, beer in one hand, ( )….in the other, not studying, or out of work living in mom's basement, with no purchasing power. The working population will sleep instead, getting ready for morning. The insomniacs will have HBO and ESPN. I have seen Chelsea…..there is HBO and ESPN. A limited run perhaps? MSNBC is still on. No audience may not matter.

  • pfk1448

    John Stewart is funny, but he has pegged himself as too political. I don't think he'll do well with that time slot and demo. Chelsea Handler is sardonic, negative, not funny.

  • BobQSoss

    Isn't Sarah Silverman looking for a gig? She's even nastier than Chelsea Handler and would work for less money. (at first)

    • Alex Yamach

      Sarah Silverman has no talent. She goes from show to show to show without any success. Why anyone hires her is beyond me.

      • BobQSoss

        You gotta hand it to her for imagination, though. Who else would think of licking a dog's rear in a skit and say, “Yeah, that's good. I'll do it.”

  • Ellen Thomas

    Chelsea Handler will be just fine and there is no leftists or rightists views just looking for ratings to sell products to make money. Weird thread, anything positive is taken down from the comments and one has to wonder why, without a boogeyman attitude. I would like to see a Woman on Late Night and Chelsea fits the bill, and so would Tina Fey, or Oprah!

    • Tyrone Exington III

      I think I see a pattern Ellen. How about Chelsea Clinton? Ellen Degeneris? Whoopie Goldberg (trifecta: black (no one since Arsenio), female and Jewish name).

      • Tony

        whats wrong with that pattern? anything?

        • Tyrone Exington III

          all are extreme left wing propagandists (not Arsenio)
          no problem if one is a Communist

          • Tony

            OH i see, so since you disagree with them on some subjects, they should not be allowed to pursue their American dream of filling in for Letterman? But YOUR extreme right wing views are OK to be on fox news 24/7?

    • donnieboy64

      oprah? you're as much of a dim bulb as that cockroach. why do you hate your country so much?

    • Anonamous Guy

      Get back in the kitchen.

  • Chipsie

    of all the talent in America, she would be a vulgar and depressing choice….

  • CharlieTX

    Rumor is that Obama will be interviewing for Leterman's job, a position for which he is way more qualified than the one he is trying to do now.

    • Lou Bator

      At this point why not let Barr and Letterhead switch jobs? I think that Dave may do a little better dealing with Vlad.

  • agsb

    I was rotting for Leno!

    • galocke

      You shouldn't have gone THAT far.

  • liven-in-iraq

    CBS must have spent a whole 5 minutes on this decision. Thought isn't exactly one of their strengths.

  • Bill Thrower

    if they were smart and really wanted high ratings they should get someone who is not a lunatic leftie.

  • Clams Oreganato

    She is a vulgar, disgusting pig with a penchant for radiator hose. Other than that, she's perfect.

    • Tyrone Exington III

      Arrow up in general, and 2 up for use of ‘penchant’

    • Dual Bag

      Thanks. You saved me from having to think about her whilst typing.

  • bbwh

    puke

  • Anonamous Guy

    Unless she's naked it won't watch her either.

  • BuyAmerican

    who cares.. i don't know anyone who watches this dribble anyway

    • Dual Bag

      It's one of the few liberal news outlets.

  • Angelicus1

    Dead before she starts.

    • Lou Bator

      That's why it could be forced on us, to prove how stupid and ignorant we are. Turn off the TV and read a book.

  • AuldGuy

    laura deen!

  • Chingpei

    Maybe Oprah's girlfriend Gayle King …

  • Alex Yamach

    Last thing I want to see late at night would be this foul mouthed white trash bimbo.

  • mrsharfer

    Who??

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/ConcernedONETOO/featured ConcernedOne

    Not that I will watch or watched big time progressive Letterman, but this woman is a total sleazeball with a whacked out family of Progressive Liberals.

    Funny, I used to work with her brother in law – who was decent, but still loved Chris Matthews and Hussein Obama.

  • PhocusPlease

    With this broad, CBS moves from the bedroom to the bathroom. Not happening at our house.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ConcernedONETOO/featured ConcernedOne

      Or from the gutter to the sewer?

  • http://www.facebook.com/bill.powdrell Bill Powdrell

    Absolutely the three(3) most important words in the American lexicon are — 1) RATINGS, 2) Cleavage and 3) “ABSOLUTELY”.

    Google up “Ned Beatty's ‘Network’ speech.”

  • Notch Johnson

    She sucks.

    • Lou Bator

      I heard.

  • jewhader

    Another vile jew ion the electric jew

  • Holistic

    More of the dumbing down of America

    • Lou Bator

      Read a book.

      • Holistic

        See, you proved my point.
        Keep playing with your X Box

  • Pat Geary

    She is a *wat and not at all funny.Failed many times before

  • Commentary Cat

    Why not Chelsea Clinton?

    • Lou Bator

      Haven't you had enough of the Clinton's? I sure have.

  • Sam Cro

    Just what the Feminists want, but no one else wants to see her. Men invent and create, then woman want in and say they are equal.

  • Shockmenot

    Her leftist shock-and-awe diatribes will please the left and bore the rest of us to tears – that is if we ever hear of word of her uninteresting thoughts.

  • twodogs4life

    What a great PC choice. I can't stand her. All her show seems to be is making fun of how people look. She is not funny or entertaining at all.

  • Terry Zinser

    So <=365 days later, who will be next?

  • jewhader

    Great.

    Another jew.

  • lwayne

    Good thing———- She will be better than Lefterman.

    Bad thing ————It takes **nothing** to be better than Lefterman.

  • kskskskskssk

    Chelsea Handler has three real comedians sit in her how, because she can't carry it herself.

  • lwayne

    No late nighter host is entertaining, funny, or informative so why waste your time …………

    • juan smith

      SO TRUE

  • galocke

    The chickification of late-night TV. Think I'll stick with my Kindle Fire.

    • Lou Bator

      Nook.

    • zonable

      “Finding Kate Delaney” by Crease McCall. Nathan Cord knows what's goin’ on out there.

  • NowaCurmudgen

    If CBS wants to throw away their current demo, go for it. I guarantee they won't care for the amount of bleeped foul language or the discussions of her apparent preference for being penetreted by black men. Heck, even the mention of penetration would be too much.

  • zonable

    In one word: “Flop.”

    • juan smith

      ……..BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR WIFE IN BED

      • zonable

        Seek therapy, leftist drone.

        • juan smith

          GOOD LUCK IN THE INEVITABLE DIVORCE!

  • juan smith

    LIKE,… THEY NEED TO GET A PANEL INSTEAD OF ONE PERSON. AND THAT PANEL SHOULD INCLUDE HILLARY, THE FLIGHT 370 PILOT, CARL ROVE, BENGHAZI DUDES, KIM JUNG, SANDUSKY, JUSTIN BIEBER AND HANOI JANE. ITS THAT SIMPLE.

  • David Harrison

    The Liberal propaganda machine won't miss a beat with this pick.

    • Lou Bator

      Which would spell the end of “Late Night”, which would result in White, Christian, gun owning, middle aged men being vilified by the msm again. *sigh*

  • David From Canada

    Chelsea Handler has all the talent of a grouchy, drunk, old lady. People simply won't stay up late at night to be insulted by a no-talent, vapid witch.

    • Lou Bator

      Is she Joan Rivers daughter?

    • juan smith

      BABY KILLIN LIBZ WILL

  • Lou Bator

    Do you all realize that when Johnny Carson was on, there were no other late night shows? Now there's what, 3, 4, 5 of them? Johnny is the standard. The current crop of nitwits don't even come close.

  • BuyAmerican

    if it weren't for drudge i wouldn't have ever known about this liberal issue. i mean who even watches this crap or regularly reads this rag. i only stop in liberal holes like this to slap a few liberals around. i'm still very pissed off about the whole obama thing!

    • David Harrison

      Matt Drudge rules!!!

  • Doma

    Why not completely rune the show and have Kanye West and Kim Kardashian host it?

    • Lou Bator

      Excellent idea!

  • wargamer1969

    Yay another leftist pro obama woman to replace lefty loving Letterman. Won't be watching as well as any lamestream news to go with it.

  • juan smith

    MAYBE WHEN WE GROW UP AND OWN OUR NETWORK AFFILIATE WE CAN PUT ON SOMEONE WHO WE LIKE!

  • JK

    Gay, sexist, feminist and huge liberal…She fits right in the mainstream media.

  • JOHN GAGE

    Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper to just cancel the show??? You know if she gets the job it will be gone in 1 season

  • juan smith

    IF THEY WANT REVENUE…SHOW A LIVE “JUAN CAM”.

  • cptjno

    Shocking! I figured that CBS would continue to hold the flaming liberal line and hire Rachel Maddow.

  • Templar8

    Who?

    • juan smith

      WHOS ON FIRST

      • Lou Bator

        What?

        • JOHN GAGE

          I don't know

          THIRD BASE!!!!!!!

  • JOHN GAGE

    Bring back old reruns of the Morton Downey Jr show that would have to do better than watching her. Hell I would rather watch reruns of “The Joy Of Painting” and watch him paint his “happy trees”

    • Lou Bator

      Come on, Bob Ross rules!

      • JOHN GAGE

        He was the only guy I knew that could turn paint splatter into a cool forest scene. All my attempts looked like baby vomit on paper : )

  • They Saved Hillary's Brain

    Sleeper entry: Willy Geist. And he already works for NBC. He's got the brains and the chops but can't use them in his current gig. He has to ride the back seat for that idiot Scarborough on the MSDNC wakeup show.

  • juan smith

    THEY NEED A HAWT MENSA….LIKE ME

  • VanGoghsLeftEar

    I used to watch Letterman years ago but now I am in bed by then. The 5:00 am wake up does not permit it anymore.

  • markwebb

    Handler is incredibly vulgar. She'll fit right in.

  • http://whatistaxed.com/ GOOGLE EXCLUDED INCOME

    Chelsea Lately Handler is much better than every other clown doing this type of show. After this girl is settled in, they need to get Amy Schumer, she is eye friendly, too.

    • juan smith

      NICE FONTS!

    • JOHN GAGE

      Are you the flannel or the pastel in the “union”

  • dok dokki

    Chelsea Handler? What? She might be ok for a breakfast show or reporting a short story or two…. but Late Night? Really? Now THIS is an experiment.
    Won't last long.

  • juan smith

    IM NOT JUST ARM SLASH EYE CANDY. I HAVE A MIND!

    • JOHN GAGE

      and like they say in Harlem “a mind is a terrible thing”

      • juan smith

        SO TRUE

  • juan smith

    ITS A LEFTIST ILUMINAUGHTY COERCION DIVERSHUM!

  • No.Mo.B.O.

    Late night is dead to me now that Leno is gone. Nothing else worth watching.

  • LagunaLucy

    say it ain't so… handler was funny in girls behaving badly . . . now she is just another liberal whack nut job that will help in the demise of network tv

  • juan smith

    I GO TO BED AT NINE AND DONT HAVE A TV OR DVR. IT WOULD TAKE TIME AWAY FROM MY TROALENE

  • juan smith

    SHES A BABY KILLIN LIB!

  • Brawndo2

    Way better looking then Sarah Palin… that's moving in the right direction.

  • juan smith

    COBAIN DIED 20 YEARS AGO

  • cuthean

    Another jew on the electric jew.

    Turn off the despicable jewtube and better your life.

    • juan smith

      SO TRUE

  • Barbara Groom

    Chelsea is the funniest person on TV.

    • juan smith

      ID LIKE TO SEE HER STRADDLE A BIGSCREEN,,,THEN I COULD WIPE IT UP WITH A BRAWNY AND ENCAPSULATE IT

      • JuansMom

        JUAN!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK LIKE THAT!

  • juan smith

    MY LITTLE ARROWS UP TO COMMENT RATIO IS THE ENVY OF THE INTERNETS!

    • JuansMom

      JAUN!!! ARE YOU STILL IN THE BASEMENT????

  • WordsOfWisdom82

    Chelsea Handler is inherently unlikable.

  • FR2011

    She is awful.

  • Sammie Jo

    where is craig ferguson going? He should be in the time slot, of course, then I'd have to choose between him and Kimmel.

  • juan smith

    I MADE A NICE LOW FAT CAL DIPPING CONCOCTION FOR MY RADISHES, CELERY, CAULIFLOWER, CELERY AND THE LITTLE SWEET PEPPERS. IT CONSISTS OF DIJON MUSTARD, FAT FREE SOUR CREAM AND SALSA. YOU DON'T STAY HAWT EATING GARBAGE LIKE YALL DO DAY IN AND DAY OUT

    • JuansMom

      JUAN!!
      IF YOU DON'T CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO QUIT POSTING!!!!!

  • juan smith

    OOPS I FORGOT TO LIST CARROTS

    • JuansMom

      THAT'S BECAUSE MOMMY HAS THEM READY FOR YOUR CARROT QUICHE!

  • juan smith

    STILL BUYING THOSE LITTLE BAGS OF BABY CARROTS THAT ROT IN YOUR FRIDGE HUH? I BUY A 2 LB BAG OF WHOLE CARROTS FOR LESS THAN HALF WHAT YOU PAY. GOOD LUCK RETIRING!

    • JuansMom

      SOMEONE TELL JUAN I NEED TO GET OUT OF HIS HEAD.
      PLEEEEEEEEEEEZE

  • Nucking Futs

    Handler is a political hack, but she is a very funny political hack. They could definitely do much worse.

    • blueangel69

      Political Hack. A new euphemism for “slut”. She's a nasty drunk whore and she ain't funny. But that's sort of CBS for you anyway isn't it?

      • Nucking Futs

        I can't argue with your observation other than the “funny” part. I just have to turn off the right side of my brain for a little bit. CBS would be right at home with her… and I would watch it about as much as I do now… local news and off to bed.

  • JK

    Other words…They have no candidates for the position.

  • juan smith

    TODAY I'LL GET MY SUNFLOWERS GOING IN A SEED TRAY ON A HEAT MAT

    • JuansMom

      I'M NOT REALLY POSTING THESE JUAN. YOU ARE JUST IMAGINING THEM!

  • philpan4

    please please give it to her
    she disappear faster than the plane in the indian ocean

  • juan smith

    MY POPPIES DID PRETTY GOOD USING THE SAME METHOD BUT ITS TOO EARLY TO PLANT EM. I WENT ORANGE THIS YEAR

    • JuansMom

      HELP ME JUAN…PLEASE HELP ME. MOMMY NEEDS YOUR HELP JUANNY BUNNY.

  • juan smith

    IM GONNA TRY STRAW BALE GARDENING TOO THIS YEAR. THEY SAY IT KICKS ARSE

    • JuansMom

      JUANNY JUANNY BO BONNY BANANA FANA FOE FAHNNY ME MY MOE MAHNNY…..JAUNNY!

  • Johnson

    That's what we need, another lefty Obama supporter and radical democrat to bash the rest of us, the real Americans who are trying to save the nation from downfall, yet let such idiots influence the young and innocent to believe that you belong to the government and that your freedom is not universal.

    • blueangel69

      Dead on the money. CBS is directly tied to the federal government. It's a fact. Wonder if Obama and them support this idea? Chelsea Handler is a slut. Why would you want her on a major network if it weren't to shill for the government? Still a bad idea though that won't work, unless of course the government is actually subsidizing the show and then horror of horrors we're helping to pay for it!

  • juan smith

    30 MINUTES UNTIL THE LOCAL GARDEN SHOW IS ON. IN THE GARDEN WITH MIKE DARCY. HES ONE TALL DUDE

    • JuansMom

      JUAN IS SHE AS HE IS ME AND WE ARE HE AND HE IS ALL TOGETHER…KOO KOO KATCHOO.

  • juan smith

    I STREAM IT AS A NON TV OWNER

    • JuansMom

      I'M REALLY JUAN….A FIGMENT OF HIS CONSCIENCE.

  • Not of this World

    And nobody watched the Late Show ever again, the end.

  • Dr ESDLs

    She is and acts like a Sc__k !

  • juan smith

    WHY NOT GROW EVERBEARING STRAWBERRIES IN A STRAWBALE. GOOGLE IT. YOU WILL THANK ME. NO DIRT NEEDED. GARDEN ANYWHERE…EVEN IN YOUR SECSHUM 8 AHELLHOLE! BUT OF COURSE THE NEIGHBORS WOULD STEALO EM

    • JuansMom

      YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR BRAIN BACK UNTIL YOU GIVE MOMMY A BIG WET KISS.

  • juan smith

    SHES A BABY KILLIN LIB SKANK UH LISHUS!

    • JuansMom

      JUAN!!!! MY KISS BABY CAKES….MY KISS.

  • CrabtownUSA

    They could scrape the garbage along roadside curbs, put it on late night, and it would have more class than this strumpet. She is a no class, disgusting representation of the decline of our society. There is nothing clever about her. Her mouth is a garbage bin, her interviews offer no insight or critical exegesis on any topic. She only achieved her position by laying upon her back and servicing and “E” executive. I am no fan of Letterman, but I certainly believe his legacy deserves to be honored by someone who has a some semblance of comic talent.

  • William Box

    “Either timeslot would make her the first woman to host a late-night broadcast show since Cynthia Garrett hosted NBC's “Later” from 2000-2001.” WAIT A MINUTE. So what was Joan River's Late Nite Program considered ??? It went head to head against Johnny Carson. Jethro and Sharon, do some research and get the facts correct. You millenials or whatever you're called are lazy fact checkers – make that lazy PERIOD.

    • blueangel69

      Make that mushbrained idiots with a lazy education that believe god put us here to be celebrities.

  • blueangel69

    Kinda sounds like sumpin CBS would do. Idjit thinking but that's CBS for ya. Whoever owns that company should be fired. They're practically as bad as NBC. Media monopoly is a huge problem in this country. A cabal of idiots.

  • Geniga Asgaye

    No… no she won't…

  • golfer75

    Man, Dave was cool earlier in his career. But, I hate to say it, he's become a grouchy old man. It's not cool. His show isn't cool. Can't remember the last time I watched it, and I doubt I'll be tuning in anytime soon if this no-name gal takes over. It's too bad Jay was run off too; he was pretty funny.

    • blueangel69

      Jay had class. That's what separated him from the rest. Craig Ferguson is the guy that can take what Dave left and improve on it and I think that's who it will be. Craig has class too. Watch him regularly over a period of time you'll see what I mean.

      • JoeS

        Craig would be a good selection…

      • golfer75

        Yeah, you're right. I'm not sure I've ever watched Ferguson, but I'll give him a try at your suggestion. Thanks!

  • Jeff

    Need someone less political. She will be a political hag.

  • BCS

    Great choice. She can now talk about all the dick she takes on prime time.

  • Cincinnatus

    Foul-mouthed, crass, vacuous … Yes, she should fit right in at CBS.

  • Marie

    I don't watch any of the mainstream media channels and NOW I know I never will. Talk about EWWW she is such an annoying person. talk about awful

    • txazpa

      I don't watch any cable news. I never will. I bet you start your mornings with Fox and Friends. Cutting the cord is much better.

  • JoeS

    Just when you think that Late Night couldn't get any worse……along comes miss potty mouth. Damn are we going down hill fast.

    • blueangel69

      It's really the networks. They've all gone to hell in a handbasket. We need to overhaul our media culture.

  • David B.

    I think putting Handler on CBS would be brilliant. Love her.

  • gc58

    Absolutely NEVER heard of her. Am not joking.

    • JoeS

      Well at least you were spared….

  • WebsterCat

    Chelsea Handler is a living bowel movement. Perfect for CBS.

  • Greg Thomas

    No chance. CBS, of all the networks would never put someone on this risky. In addition, she's just damn overrated. Enjoyed her candor when talking to Stern recently but other than a very small niche audience, there's nothing there. I'm betting on Ferguson (due to contract), Conan, someone SNL, Ellen, Doogie Howser.

  • Jim

    She sure is cute….who the hell is she? Never heard of her. You'd have to practically have no life to know what's going on on a channel called “E!”. All this late night stuff…man, it's getting boring. Loved Letterman years ago, really miss Carson.

    • RufusVonDufus

      Letterman is/was/always will be an azz shilling for Obama and the libs. Quit watching him in '07!

  • john

    How about a conservative for a change? Oh, that’s right. Conservatives aren’t allowed to show their face in public because the tolerant left is soooo completely intolerant of anyone who doesn’t believe the same as them.

    • JoeS

      Are you f……g kidding me? What would late night slugs watch if they hosted a conservative?

    • xactomundo

      Sorry, but very few funny conservatives…

  • JoeS

    Don't watch Late Night anymore, haven't since 2000, but I have seen her on other cable outlets and she is very raw.

  • Greg Thomas

    Even if you're a liberal, you have to think like a TV exec and that's why John Stewart is even risky for this one. You need someone who isn't polarizing politically and both of these two have been out there taking a firm left side.

    • JoeS

      John would be a good selection, he is Liberal but he is funny.

  • BeaveVillage

    Conservative talk show host or go home.

    • txazpa

      Rush would be the best of them all. He did really good being a sports analyst.

  • wargamer1969

    Seen her nude head to toe yep.

  • conserve1

    well a stuffed toy would do better then letterman

  • Bob Chimps

    What an insult to Dave….

    • txazpa

      Dave has been an insult to the world.

  • CrabtownUSA

    They could scrape the garbage along roadside curbs, put it on late night, and it would have more class than this strumpet. She is a no class, disgusting representation of the decline of our society. There is nothing clever about her. Her mouth is a garbage bin, her interviews offer no insight or critical exegesis on any topic. She only achieved her position by laying upon her back and servicing and “E” executive. I am no fan of Letterman, but I certainly believe his legacy deserves to be honored by someone who has a some semblance

    • RufusVonDufus

      Letterman never had any class so she will take his place smoothly!

  • Freedom1966

    Vulgar foul mouthed moron who can't interview without it all being about her. I'll stick with the Kimmel.

    • txazpa

      That's Letterman for sure.

    • steph

      Kimmel is a dirtbag same as Letterman. Did the same thing with a staffer and wrecked careers. He's also getting destroyed by Fallon. One Jimmy is plenty.

      • Freedom1966

        Did what with a staffer ?, I know Kimmel dated and MARRIED one of his writers. At least he can interview people well and keep it funny without being condescending, stupid or sexist like Letterman. I agree Fallon is the best, but I don't get the station where I live without the rip off corporate scam cable.

  • BenTravis

    How about Duck Dynasty reruns ?

  • RufusVonDufus

    Just another piece of Hollywood trash replacing a piece of NY trash so what's the difference. She is really a POS so she should easily take the place of another POS.

  • dk

    If they want no one to watch, go right ahead.

  • dk

    Howard Stern.

  • JoeS

    I don't watch so it makes little difference to me but I have to wonder just how low will audiences tolerate in late night TV?

  • Bob

    Women are not funny — at least in stand up. Of course Letterman wasn't funny either so no loss there. Maybe he was a woman in drag……

  • AngryBlonde

    Chelsea = Yawnnnnnnnnn

  • anon

    She's terrible. Worse than Letterman after his heart operation.

  • Bhopx

    She is just not funny. She is one of those people that needs shock value to make anyone laugh, and the people that are laughing are the morons who don't know what good comedy is. On top of that she is obnoxious and arrogant. She has her niche audience on E!, she should stay there. She is not for a mainstream American audience.

  • ferrethouse

    Isn't this the woman who bragged about all the abortions she has had? She'll fit right in at CBS.

  • TropiChris

    Another Obama butt-kisser? Who cares; Letterman lost me years ago…

  • sc00by_d00

    Her only experience is on the paltry E! network with hollywood housewives and Kardashians. She doesnt have the broad appeal to be on network television. Big fail coming!

  • Shemp

    I like the midget. Get him to replace Letterman.

  • EchoLiberty

    CBS can likely get her on the cheap. When will broadcasters, radio and TV, actually invest their money in PROGRAMMING and CONTENT for a change?

  • Steve

    She's a talentless skanky ho

    • Libturds-Suk

      Big time

  • Georgia Hull

    I have never heard of this person. How about someone we all know like an established person in comedy or news. Probably the talented famous people are all to expensive maybe that is why CBS is thinking of this person.

    • Steve

      She has talent but it isn't comedy. Think adult entertainment.

  • desert

    ok, replacing an effeminate squirrel with a woman?

  • J Falconlem

    Actually Chelsea is funny and would probably work at the 1230 spot. but primetime after the news? No. Bring Conan back, he's been doing well at TBS. I think he's the obvious choice. And I'd be surprised if Letterman is not pushing him. He would bring the younger demographic back to CBS.

    • xactomundo

      Conan's numbers have been awful at TBS. His humor really doesn't have a broad appeal. He was good on Late Nite, with funny gags and absurd and sometimes abstract humor. If they want to bring the younger demo, they need someone like Tosh or Kumail Nanjani or Kyle Kinane or Nick Kroll…

  • James Perley

    David Letterman quit being funny to me years ago. I won't be watching Chelsea Handler either.

  • stloumom

    She is crude. Would not waste my time watching.

  • xvicex

    Shrug can't be any worse/boring then Letterman was/is
    …and besides you never know..ie Fallon Kimmel

  • billybatson

    About six months ago, while guesting on the Letterman show, Dustin Hoffman said:

    (paraphrased)
    “David Letterman is no less a brilliant clever thinker and speaker than

    Mark Twain.”
    While Letterman sat there, and said nothing because he was in full agreement.
    BTW, I heard somewhere that Letterman owned the show, and CBS rents time to him, and Letterman owns the Greg Ferguson Show as well.

    • GoldenRudy

      Like Obama “owns” Reggie Love?

      • billybatson

        Are you suggesting that David and Greg are gay?

        It has been reported that obama's body servant, Reggie Love is in fact obama's gay lover.

        But I couldn't possibly comment

  • JWales

    She's one angry bitch.

    • Hedley Lamar

      Aren't all liberal women?

  • Jazz Pitts

    Oooo I hope she gets the spot she wants. I'll miss her on E!, but congrats to her for moving on up!

  • Allen Daniels

    Greeaat. From one unfunny Liberal hack to another even worse. A diseased ridden skank, who's even less funny than Letterman.

    • Nathan Bedford Forrest

      Obama.

  • Tisha Ruman

    Chelsea Handler sucks. She is not funny. Stephen Colbert should replace Grandpa Letterman.

  • GoldenRudy

    Ya, she has the foul mouth and personality to replace Davy.

  • Alex

    I bet CBS is in talks with several people, it doesn't matter who they get, none of the people I've seen on those lists can compete with Fallon or Kimmel.

  • Arnold

    Never watch Letterman, he was not funny. Never seen her show except as I passed thru the channels surfing. Nothing will change for me if Chelsea got the gig.

    • Alex

      Letterman owns the show, I'd be interested to know who he thinks should replace him. Did he ask CBS to talk to Handler?

      • txazpa

        The only things Letterman owns are being arrogant, vile, and not funny. That old faart should have been gone a long time ago.

  • Ken G

    Well of course, it *has* to be a woman. Because, well, women!

  • Bruce

    Here we have the formula for what you do when you are desperate….you get someone with little talent but some sex appeal on the stage and hope the most base of human instincts wins. She isn't horrid, but she is certainly not Carson-like talent.

  • http://www.drudgereport.com Game On

    I remember when I was a victim to this kind of thing. God bless Netflix and basic cable. I'm free! Do you hear me?! FREE!!

  • Nadia Post

    Don't do it. What she did to Piers Morgan on his own show was dispicable, he should have thrown her off right then and there. She is rude, CBS please dont give her another thought.

    • Alex

      It was dispicable…but funny as Hell. I hate Morgan.

  • Libturds-Suk

    She's better suited for a donkey show in Tijuana

    • dubbs

      Remember, PETA is watching (they like donkey shows).

  • Guy Fleegman1

    Nobody has sucked and slept there way to a job better than this trollop.

  • dubbs

    Boy, I'm at the edge of my seat on this one! While I'm waiting I'll re-arrange my underwear drawer.

  • Kortney Dunkle

    Caustic lady appeals to a very narrow segment, but they will learn the hard way.

  • ORYGUNWASP

    The woman who would be king?

  • Dean Walsh

    Late Night TV is dead.

  • Stuck_in_Ca

    In other words CBS wants Late Night to die a slow and agonizing death.

  • maxpain

    nice to look at when she is naked, other than that she is waste of time

    • garyinaz66

      USED to be nice to look at naked, and even then she was photo shopped.

  • djsmps

    Never heard of her

  • Olden Atwoody

    Chelsea Handler? Good God….. Thee so-called executives will do anything to kill good shows.

  • francie

    Howard stern and her coh-host

  • illhaveanother

    Nasty , mean spirited, bitch won't last one year before she is cancelled.

  • Alonso Acres

    Ewww. Don't you have to get several vaccinations just to watch her?

  • LeRoi2

    This is a perfect choice! As good as the choice of the nit wits running CBS. They obviously don't get out of LA or NYC enough. Chelsea Handler will play like a turd in a punch bowl in flyover country. She MIGHT last as long as Conan. Doubt it.

  • iconoclast

    Give the spot to Handler and see the audience drop like a paralyzed falcon. Handler is mean, strongly biased, and not very funny. Do better to give the spot to Stewart, who is just as biased but at least he is funny.

  • jazzdrums

    howard stern will beat everyone. aside from some of his non sense humor he is a good interviewer and will beat the other shows. whether he will do it or not is another story.

    • Homey D. Clown

      he too old & lazy to do a full tv show

      • jazzdrums

        not too old to do his 4 hour sirius job early in morning..on cbs he will tape 5:00 in evening 4 nights a week… he has turned down a night show in past..not sure which one. like a product it is supply and demand which star will allow cbs to charge the highest ad fees.

      • txazpa

        You are too lazy to make a decent sentence.

    • Jim Wolfson

      How will See?BS! find the money to lobotomize that many live-audience people every night so they can pretend Stern's funny?

    • Strider73

      Stern can say whatever he wants on Sirius/XM. He would have to tone it down big-time for broadcast TV. No way would he do that.

  • battman37148

    If it ain't Craig Ferguson, they're fuckin'up.

  • Hedley Lamar

    She'll be about as popular as Rachel Maddow

  • alliekat9090

    God please no.

  • Don

    A typical Hollywood liberal she can be crudely funny but much too rough around the edges to be taking over a Letterman slot.

  • didntdrown

    She's funny and I'd watch her show at CBS. Now, she'd need to clean up her act some for CBS late night. Her line “your mouth can't get pregnant” won't fly with a large network audience.

  • Bodine Bodine

    Don't really care for her. She gives me the impression that she's angry and has a disdain for the opposite sex.

    • Vince Foster

      She'd make a great Supreme Court Justice.

  • Thomas

    I do not like her!

  • Homey D. Clown

    I think she be a better replacement for 0bozo (though my 3-legged chihuahua also).

  • Edly

    TV and Hollywood are some of the reasons this nations gone down the tubes. It is the “moronification” and “pornification” of the US.

  • thedogwalker

    If this is true, she will have to tone her act down by a lot. She constantly swears and makes sexually explicit remarks throughout her current show. Will she bring Chuy, the Mexican, so she can put him down on national television? Don't think that will go over well with Latinos.

  • jon riatmon

    That twit dates blacks but that is not good enough. The date must be female (assuming Handler is female) black and gay – and perhaps dwarf (as she has on her show).

  • sebassh

    Just what we require, another totalitarian communist comedy stooge to pitch more anti AmeriKan jokes for the Obummer voting scumbags.

  • stacie1

    No more LibTards!!!!! Enough!

  • CCBanks

    Makes perfect sense that they would want her. She sucks.

  • John

    Danger. Danger. Bitch ahead….

  • twodogs4life

    Neil Patrick Harris would be great. He's a funny guy who has real talent. Although i'm sure he would outshine most of the guests.

    • Rod

      What a kiss—. And probably does more than that.

  • wldtrv

    Letterman was bad, but I can not believe that I am saying, this will be worse.

  • Zuhalter

    Ugh… she's always been terrible. The only reason she ever got a program on E! is nepotism. At that time she was f*cking Ted Harbert, who'd just been promoted to CEO of Comcast (which owns E!), right after serving as president of E!.

  • AmericanAlien

    HANDLER?!?!?!?! REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!? WTF is wrong with people and networks? This chick is as funny as Cancer. This chick needs to GO! I would give it to Sarah Silverman, she is a bit off, but she would be a good host.

  • Paul Script

    Ferguson or Kilborn…both bring out the best in their guests, always fresh, and hold their own with anyone. I like that neither are cringeworthy egomaniacs. Oh yeah, and Geoff is pretty cool too.

  • juan smith

    SHES A GULLDERN LEZBOH BABY NECK SNIPPION LIB AND US TEAPHAGS WILL NOT…REPEAT….N O T WATCH HER! WHAT WILL WE DO? WE WILL GIT OUR CONFED FLAG NECK TATTS RE COLORED AND MARCH TO DC ON MAY 16TH FOR THE GIHUGIC TEAPHAG RALLY AND WE HAVE PLEDGED NOT TO LEAVE UNTIL HARRY, NANCY, KERRY, MCCAIN, BOEHNER AND OBAMA ARE OUT!!!!!!!

    • jas

      Pretty good Hillbilly accent. Now do your homosexual voice.

      • juan smith

        YETH YOU THILLY GOOTH!!!

  • AeolusRider

    Never heard of her. But then, i dont drink the kool aid the networks serve up either.

    • juan smith

      SO YALL STILL WEARIN THE PROVERBIAL TIN FOIL HAT?

      • AeolusRider

        LOL…. you on the sauce already juan? yee haw back…

        • juan smith

          no, but i admit it could look that way to the average commenter. HAHAHAHAHAHA

      • FullMetalTexan

        There is a proverb that refers to tin foil hats?

  • juan smith

    WHY DO PEEPS SAY TINFOIL..ITS ALUMINUM FOIL! CAN THEY EVEN GIT DAT RITE? HELLOOOOOOO

  • jas

    The perfect replacement (if you don't want an audience)! I assume Sarah Silverman wasn't available.

    • juan smith

      SARAH IS BUSY EMBRACING THE SUCK!

      • jas

        Great….. A Suck Puppet.

    • Gman51

      Oh God, I didn't think of SS. She would be miles worse that CH. Please, hide Silverman in a closet somewhere til doomsday.

  • juan smith

    WHY NOT PUT SOME BONE MEAL NEAR ROOTS ZONE WHEN PLANTING YOUR TOMATOES THIS YEAR? YOU ARE GARDENING ARENT YOU? IT KEEPS ME CALM!!!!!!

  • TonyMonterey

    Google “Angie Harmon Chelsea Handler 2010” and watch the interview and how she acts towards Republicans.

  • garyinaz66

    what chrissie Matthews is not available?
    handler has just too extreme left wing prog/lib political agenda and is not very funny. if you want a program that is only fit for msnbc and that tiny radical viewership, shes it.

  • juan smith

    WHEN WE ALL GIT OUR OWN NETWORK WE CAN GIT WHO WE WANT!!! UNTIL THEN BOYCOCK THE SHOW AND WALMART!

    • TonyMonterey

      You all ready do that Troll.

      • juan smith

        SO TRUE

  • juan smith

    I HATE BEING BI-POLAR. ITS AWESOME!

  • Mitch_Rapp

    Who is she?

    Another confirmed genuflecting liberal, progressive Democrat?

    • juan smith

      GOOGLE HER MORON! DO SOMETHING 4 YOSELF…JUST ONCE!

      • Ronaldus_Maximus

        Rhetorical question, Farley.

  • Libturds-Suk

    She'd be good in a porno/snuff flick. I'd
    watch.

  • Nathan Bedford Forrest

    I assume she's a lezbo. But who is Letterman?

    • Libturds-Suk

      She's a two bit ho

  • Alfred King of Wessex

    Nepotism among members of “Club Jew” will always insure that one of their own kind is shown most favored status for any position in which other members of the Club preside.

    • katgurl

      Antisemitism amongst members of “Club Idiot” will always ensure that posts such as this stain comment threads.

      • Libturds-Suk

        Shouldn't you be out turning tricks ?

        • katgurl

          Your mom has my territory covered today!

    • Libturds-Suk

      No doubt

  • Gman51

    I don't find ms handler's act very humorous. Especially her use of a ‘little person’ as a handy sight gag. Perhaps she'll graduate to a person with Down syndrome next? I guess YMMV.

  • Ronaldus_Maximus

    Two years. Tops. Bottom line, women aren't funny. They're either too crude or too fluff.

    • Cheapshot

      Truth. It's a biological thing ladies, dont get mad. Nature saw no impetus for women to be funny, so they did not evolve that way.

  • Nigel Jacob

    I don't agree with most of the things she supports, but she is still funny. Rude comedy isn't for everyone

  • ParkerShannon

    Who the hell is Chelsea Handler and what does she handle?

    • buckofama2010

      my schlong

  • Christopher di Spirito

    Highly unlikely. Chelsea Handler is grating and the camera reads her as a bitch. She is not who over-worked, tired Americans want to see and hear before going to bed. I think it's far more likely Craig Ferguson may replace Letterman. He's clever and naturally funny.

  • doszap

    Hire LENO.

    • whychooseaside

      LOL

  • thebigdog

    Handler is just like Lettermann in drag… only a little more drunk and slutty.

    • Cheapshot

      and a lot less funny

  • ianlovdahl

    I hope not, I don't think Handler is funny. But, a female host would be a good change of pace.

  • Tennessee3501

    Hey, if Chelsea can guarantee CBS that her new show would debut with her taking another shower with Sandra Bullock (America's sweetheart), CBS should sign her up immediately !

  • Warrior07

    Got to get the 2%s, aka the Homo market. Just another reason not to watch.

  • JaneSmith100

    I'm glad, this is great that a woman will finally break the ceiling. I am a conservative btw. Go Chelsea! And I am PRO-CHOICE. Go Chelsea!

  • Aki Bola

    Another liberal who makes jokes about republicans and worships democrats. She'll be a great replacement.

  • PLT_3004

    Another uptight liberal “comedian” on CBS? Yawn…

  • Bob Weir

    Letterman was actually funny once. Of course I was in high school at the time.

    • juan smith

      BACK WHEN SOME STONERS LIKE YOU LIKED THE GRATFULL DUNCES? HAHAHAHAHAHA

      • Really?Really!Really.

        Stop licking the windows on the little yellow bus…the cleaner is not helping you.

        • juan smith

          IM NOT! YOUR LICKIN EM! HAHAHAHAHAHA

          • Really?Really!Really.

            You're WEAK is what you are. WEAK.

          • juan smith

            NUH HUH! YOU ARE! THERE…TOLD YOU AGIN!!!! LMFAO

  • juan smith

    I JUS CUT UP 3 DAYS WORTH OF FRESH VEGGIES TO SNACK ON. WHAT YALL CONSUMIN TODAY? TRANS PHATS? HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP? BOOZE? LARD? CHIPS? FATTY PROCESSED MEAT? HHAHAHAHA THEN GO WHINE ABOUT HEALTH CARE! AFTER YOUR CIGARETTE BREAKS!

    • Really?Really!Really.

      Your boyfriends peenis isn't fresh – nor is it a veggie – unless you only eat roots.

      • juan smith

        NUH UH! THATS YOU! THERE! I TOLD YOU AGIN. YOUR MAD AND YOUR BP IS GOIN UP CUZ IM KICKIN YOUR ARSE! HAHAHA HAVE ANOTHER CANCER STICK FEWL!

        • Really?Really!Really.

          Don't smoke cigs – or diiicks – like you do.

          • juan smith

            YES YOU DO! AND YOUR BMI IS SKY HIGH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR IN DENIAL!!

          • Really?Really!Really.

            Are you kidding. My BMI is just high enough for me to stuff my foot up your rear so far you could tie my shoe laces with your snake tongue.

          • juan smith

            WRONG! I KICK ARSE FOR FUN. PEEPS GIT OUTTA LINE I AM THEIR WORSE ENEMY! HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MAD BRO? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG LMAO

          • Really?Really!Really.

            Peeps? I own you, groid roid.

          • juan smith

            YOU GOTS HEMMORID RAGE TOO NOW? HAHAHAHA SEEK HELP!

          • Really?Really!Really.

            That would be you – pooop shoot licker.

          • juan smith

            NUH HUH! ITS YOU! GOTCHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • Really?Really!Really.

            STFU. I'm done with you. You have nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nada. (I believe that last one is your natural lingo…..BTW – have you dried off yet?)

          • juan smith

            I WIN AGAIN! YOU WOOSY . HAHAH JUST LIKE THE BIG TEAPHAG RALLY! DEAR GAWD I LOVE YOU FREAKS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • juan smith

    SHES A GULLDERN LEZBOH BABY NECK SNIPPIN LIB AND US

    TEAPHAGS WILL NOT…REPEAT….N O T WATCH HER!

    WHAT WILL WE DO? WE WILL GIT OUR CONFED FLAG

    NECK TATTS RE COLORED AND MARCH TO DC ON MAY 16TH

    FOR THE GIHUGIC TEAPHAG RALLY AND WE

    HAVE PLEDGED NOT TO LEAVE UNTIL HARRY, NANCY,

    KERRY, MCCAIN, BOEHNER AND OBAMA ARE OUT!!!!!!

    • Really?Really!Really.

      FVK off dooooosh phag.

      • juan smith

        NO! YOU FVK OFF! THERE I TOLD YOU! JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME!

        • Really?Really!Really.

          Yes – you did. But I told YOU FIRST. I win.

  • Really?Really!Really.

    Who? Never heard of her. Seriously.

    • juan smith

      GOOGLE HER MORON! DO SOMETHING 4 YOSELF…JUST ONCE!

      • Really?Really!Really.

        Why would I google her. As for “doing something for myself” – I do more each day before you wake up with another hang over.

        • juan smith

          SURE! ***WINK****

          • Really?Really!Really.

            Don't wink at me. I ain't your cuuuum catcher boy.

          • juan smith

            HAHAHA A PHAG ..I GOTS MESELF WIDDLE PHAGGOT! HAHAHA WHY DO YOU LIB MEACHERS HATE AMERIKKKA? HAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN AGAIN!

          • Really?Really!Really.

            You couldn't win a tic-tac-toe game against a bag of hammers….slime slurper.

          • juan smith

            NEVER TRIED. BUT I BET YOUR 0 AND 54 HAHAHAHAHA I RULE!

          • Really?Really!Really.

            Your boyfriend is calling you. Time to go shoe shopping and call it a day on the Web there, Sparky. Have fun and pick him out something special. You're an arse and he knows it, too.

          • juan smith

            NO!!! ….YOU DO THAT! HAHAHAHAHAHA I RAWK!

          • Really?Really!Really.

            You are an uneducated – and not funny – pitiful little person. And I mean “little” in every sense of the word's meaning. Go away, homero Jaunita.

          • juan smith

            HAHAHAHA I STRUCK A TERDD NERVE HAHAHAHA I AM KING!

          • Really?Really!Really.

            Jaunita, my pita. You're about as special as an aneurysm.

          • juan smith

            NO IM NOT! YOU ARE! LMFAO!!!!!!

          • Really?Really!Really.

            Sad. You are pitiful, Jaunita.

          • juan smith

            IM NOT. YOU ARE! HAHAHAHA I OWN!

          • Really?Really!Really.

            Get some new material, HOMERO.

          • juan smith

            NO. YOU GIT SUM! HAHAHAHAHA I WON!

  • juan smith

    ANYTHING LESS THAN THE STATED MISHUM STATEMENT ON THE TEPHAG PATRIOT RALLY WILL BE A FAILURE….SO SHOW UP AND LETS DO THIS THING!

  • juan smith

    THE TEAPHAGS ARE NOT TALKIN BOUT THE BIG RALLY IN DC HAHAHAHA ITS A MONTH AWAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • jojo

    I have roku. Don't have to watch any of these late night, crappy, non-funny, new hosts. Networks pushing an agenda that they believe. They will just keep losing audience till only the small group who think like they do are watching. They are inept at their job and blinded by their narcissism.

    • juan smith

      NICE WASTE OF MONEY! ENJOY NEVER RETIREING AND WASTING YOUR LIFE! HAHAHAHAHAHHA

      • jojo

        Yes, for a one time price of $40 and more access than cable and satellite and no recurring fees. By the way I retired last year and am enjoying my life.

  • Libturds-Suk

    A prominent member of Chicago’s homosexual community claims Barack Obama’s participation in the “gay” bar and bathhouse scene was so well known that many who were aware of his lifestyle were shocked when he ran for president and finally won the White House.

    “It was preposterous to the people I knew then to think Obama was going to keep his gay life secret,” said Kevin DuJan, who was a gossip columnist in Chicago for various blogs when Obama was living in the city as a community organizer and later a state senator. BathhouseBarry craves man meat.

  • Veritasortruth

    Why does Les Moonves still have a top job? Why hasn't the board removed him. He must really own a lot of stock.
    CBS is absolutely horrible and the mere fact that they are even considering this woman proves how stupid they are. Handler is okay for the low IQ E-Channel audience but would be a disaster for “Mainstream” Late Night TV. It's as if Les Moonves doesn't understand his audience. Handler is crude and Obnoxious. And she isn't funny. The vulgar comedy she gets away with on cable isn't going to be tolerated on CBS (broadcast TV). FCC dont’ you know.
    (Note: I did need to watch a little of Handler on E-Channel so I know what I'm talking about. It was painful to watch.)

  • juan smith

    PRETTY SOON FOX NEWS WILL BE WALL TO WALL WITH TEAPHAG RALLY PROMOS!

  • juan smith

    GIVE ME LITTLE ARROWS UP AND PAY ATTENSHUM TO MEEEEEE AND FOLLOW ME ON TWATTER!

  • K.E.Miles

    Her first guest should be Piers Morgan.

    • MKDAWUSS

      Must-miss TV!

      • Honey Badger Don't Care

        ha

      • Strider73

        Oops, that's the NBC slogan.

  • juan smith

    DONT FEED THE TROALZ! WHEN YOU DO YOUR STEWPING TO YOUR PERCEIVED LEVEL OF THEIR REALITY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • keely1

    Considering the trash that is all over television these days, she will probably get it.

  • JD

    How to cure erectile dysfunction without drugs? Just don't look at or get involved with a Liberal Hag such as this one. Liberal hags are usually obese and homely, very gruff, and can be spotted snatching up free food samples at Famer's Markets while not buying anything.

    • Libturds-Suk

      They also emit a foul stench. Libs don't
      like soap, or bathing.

  • Ram6

    Who is this woman. Never heard of her, but if she's being considered by CBS she must be a flaming liberal/progressive/socialist. If she's going to follow in Letterman's footsteps it would be a prerequisite that she fall on that side of the political spectrum.

  • Jeffreyamo

    Dang, she looks rough.

    • Shears_of_Atropos

      My deceased FIL would have said “Ridden hard, and put away wet!”

      • Jeffreyamo

        It crossed my mind to use that phrase, lol.
        On her current show, she looks like she's using drugs and they're slathering her with makeup to soften the effects (bloated face, puffy eyes – kinda like Charlie Sheen).

  • Shears_of_Atropos

    Hm? Why not a lateral for Ronan Farrow? I hear he might be available suddenly!

  • http://httprussianfreedomforumlefora.com/ shablon

    The Tribe never gives an inch, it has to be one of their own

  • CreepyAvatar

    Why not? Everything is getting dirtier and dirtier… cruder, needier, stupider

  • Sigint

    Who the hell is THIS no name never heard of? Probably last a month then back to Letterman reruns.

  • AB

    Checked out her show one night and she seemed a little long-in-the-tooth to be playing the sarcastic hipster.
    Watching her try to be clever was uncomfortable.

  • MeezaThinkin

    Don't really care who takes his place. Just put the gap-toothed jack asp out to pasture. Never could stand the sight of him and never thought he was very funny…

    • packstevewood

      I thought he was funny in his early days, then I got a taste of his liberal elitist politics and stopped tuning in to his show.

  • Levi Allgood

    Another Hollywood self-hating Jew…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • iblewbubblesinthebathtub

    HAHAHAHHA I LOVE CHELSEA HIPSTER! THE WAY SHE TALKS ABOUT HOW MANY BLACK GUYS SHE F*CKS IS SO EDGY AND PROGRESSIVE! I LOVE HOW ORIGINAL SHE IS! SOOOO FUNNY!!!

    ;)

  • Libturds-Suk

    I looked at a condo for sale in Marina Del Ray, the realtor showing it told me
    Chelsea Handler lives here. I asked who she was. It was way overpriced, cheap
    buildout, and furnishing. She tried to convey it was worth more because of her. It never sold.

    • AB

      Celebrities are more wonderful than non-celebrities, haven't they told you yet?

      • Libturds-Suk

        No, once I found out who she was I was
        grateful I didn't touch anything in that
        biohazard $hitter.

  • ZippyTheCat

    I think a perfect scenario would be Craig Ferguson in Letterman's spot and Chelsea Handler in Ferguson's spot. I love Handler's sexy raunchiness and Ferguson's (and sidekick Geoff) hilarious insanity. The pair would definitely give CBS much higher ratings than the other networks.

    • iblewbubblesinthebathtub

      f*ck off liberal.

    • Libturds-Suk

      How much did you pay for your
      Lobotomy ?

      • ZippyTheCat

        I got a deal on mine – you must have gotten ripped off on yours because they screwed it up and took more of your brain than they should have you dumbass!

        • Libturds-Suk

          Fail. Fag

    • AB

      Cancel your cable and spend more time in nature or reading books before its too late.

  • dtt1900 .

    Chelsea Handler make a wish on a dying star. She is as funny as a car wreck and as smart as a dead dog.

  • SAND MAN

    This move would bring CBS right between NBC and MSNBC. Chelsea is trailer trash at it's best. Cheap, vulgar, low class programming.

    A perfect fit for a leftwing program host.

  • Mark_Melrose

    Is she funny? Letterman quit being funny when he went off the rails into political diatribes. Thinking many in his audience wanted it – we didn't.

  • idiocracyrules

    Poor choice. If it happens it will be short lived or CBS would just have to live with sleaze and low ratings.

  • Andy

    Just what late night TV needs a drunken Jewish Coal burner !

    • Libturds-Suk

      Lol

  • packstevewood

    Baaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffffff. There's absolutely nothing to watch on late night tv anymore. Watch the local evening news then switch over to Netflix has been my man cave routine lately.

    • Libturds-Suk

      Netflix is great. Other than live sports
      nothing good on TV

  • Vincent Vega

    Oh dear lord no, she is more hideous than Jake from State Farm. I tried to watch her talk show and it's the same old stuff all the time with ZERO creativity when they try to do skits, etc. Some of the comics she has on her “panel” nightly are way funnier than what she is. Ultra liberal doper trailer trash at it's finest.

  • Feebes

    She's an acquired taste. Don't know if she would manage to get the broader appeal needed to capture significant ratings.

  • mydadsays

    Just wanted to drop in real quick to say who f#cking cares?

    • AB

      Now that's funny!

  • l3

    I hope they consider Wayne Brady more talented all around and a lot funnier

    • Honey Badger Don't Care

      He had a daytime show years ago. He was amazing on it.

    • guest

      No thanks.

      • juan smith

        THATS WHAT YOUR STEP DAUGHTER SAID?

  • Mark_Melrose

    Comcast Captive. ‘Comcaptive’ rip-off of highest magnitude. And huge tidy sums go to the left agenda and Obama. They even make you SLOW watch commercials on pay-per-view, no FF.

    • Strider73

      You can still mute the volume.

  • Honey Badger Don't Care

    Why does CBS hate Craig Ferguson so much?

    • guest

      Good question, probably because he is a white male and he doesn't wear an obama lapel pin.

    • jewhader

      Because he isn't jewish

      • Dispatch66

        I'm a Jew and I don't find that offensive. It's probably the truth.

  • jewhader

    An old jewish (w)hore

    The next joan molinsky

  • ObayJuan

    Chelsea isn't funny, she is just rude and mean, a very unappealing woman. Do-able, but I wouldn't want to talk with her before or afterwards.

    • Honey Badger Don't Care

      I agree, she is very unappealing.

  • juan smith

    SHES A BABY KILLIN LEZZY KYKE! SOMEONE SHOULD DO SUMPIN!

  • juan smith

    SHES A GULLDERN LEZBOH BABY NECK SNIPPIN LIB AND US

    TEAPHAGS WILL NOT…REPEAT….N O T WATCH HER!

    WHAT WILL WE DO? WE WILL GIT OUR CONFED FLAG

    NECK TATTS RE COLORED AND MARCH TO DC ON MAY 16TH

    FOR THE GIHUGIC TEAPHAG RALLY AND WE

    HAVE PLEDGED NOT TO LEAVE UNTIL HARRY, NANCY,

    KERRY, MCCAIN, BOEHNER AND OBAMA ARE OUT!!!!!!

  • guest

    I nominate Gavin McInnes for the job.

  • juan smith

    IF YALL THINK US TEAPHAGZ ARE LIKE….GONNA TAKE THIS LAYIN DOWN,,,U GOTS ANUDDER THANG CUMMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • guest

      STFU

      • juan smith

        NO! U S T F U!!! HAHAHA I TOLD YOU! JUST LIKE U TOLD ME!

        • guest

          Hilarious…..for a 3rd grader.

          • juan smith

            NUH HUH! YOUR A 1ST GRADER! HAHAHAHAHAHA

          • flyboy

            Troll feeding should be banned.

          • juan smith

            THEY CANT HELP IT. THEY HAVE ISSHEWZ!

  • saveAMERICAfromTHEnutters

    I bet Moonves is doin’ her.

    • juan smith

      I BET YOUR BMI IS IN THE 45 RANGE

  • juan smith

    I DEMAND LITTLE ARROWS UP FROM YOU…MY FANZ!!!!

    • USborderpatrol In God We Trust

      People are ignoring you. because they are unimpressed with your comments. Thought someone should tell you. Sort of like the mouthwash thing.

      • Dispatch66

        You got it.

  • flyboy

    Late night talk show died with the Man Show.

    • USborderpatrol In God We Trust

      Are you aware they have knocked Breitbart off the internet several hours ago?

      Just asking

      • flyboy

        No…haven't been there. Wonder if they got hacked.

        • USborderpatrol In God We Trust

          .
          Most likely big brother is annoyed at the ant-iobama surge that has come on very strong exposing everything he has done since coming on the scene.

          • Dispatch66

            Yes, and the surge continues even faster.

  • Mr.Bernard Wijeyasingha

    As 2016 comes closer articles covering the rise of women in the US will increase. The Feminist movement which was meant to shatter the notion that the female gender is the weaker gender and that women are equal to men is now translated as women being better than men. From movies where the Heroine triumphs over the nemesis while the male actors are reduced to dithering idiots to court cases where women invariably win over their former spouses, to the rise of Lesbianism to the ever grinding machine of abortion rights Western women have (figuratively speaking) “stepped over their male counterparts…paving the way for a possible Female President. I end my comment from Genesis. Man was created in the likeness of God but woman was created from the rib of Adam or simply put woman was created by spare parts.

    • dixiesuzan

      But… but … not in 2016 !
      I am naught but a simple rib, and definitely un-Bar-B-Qued at that !
      Isaiah 3:12 – King James Bible – As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths. —

      • FunkensteinsRevenge

        hello

        • dixiesuzan

          FunkensteinsRevenge – Ah …. thank ya'll for your reply.
          Are you feeling well? You look a bit green.

      • Oink Trotters

        The King James Bible is definitely not mainstream and I don't think you understand the meaning of that passage anyway. God was chastising His people for letting the children and women become a thorn in a man's side. (The man being the head representative of the family).

        • dixiesuzan

          Oink Trotters – Thank ya'll for your reply.
          I spoke the truth in that I am truly not Bar-B-Qued. Many guys figure if theres ribs around they gotta be Bar-B-Qued. Just makin it clear in advance a the askin is all.
          Wll if we had Hillary to rule over us would it apply?
          We already got the youth street gangs oppressin folks.

    • flyboy

      The “rise” of women in positions of power (or portrayal in positions of power and tough heroines in movies) is decades old. Sigourney Weaver established Hollywood precedence with her Alien role circa 1979 and even more so with the Aliens sequel in 1987.

      • guest

        Those were great movies, esp. the first one, but no one (except liberals probably) really believes ANY of these movies with ‘tough chicks’ kicking men's @sses. It is laughable if you ever stop to think about it but amusing to watch as entertainment.

    • Oink Trotters

      Dude. You were doing great until you hit that “spare parts” thang.

  • dixiesuzan

    But is she really a woman in the full liberal sense of the term? Has she gender oriented ? Has she been on hormones? Is the surgery over? Has she found inner Truth and external Truth to be Truth or Not Truth? Has she evolved properly into Truth woman or is she a right wing violent religious extremist? Has she had the requisite number of abortions to fullfil the requirement for that time slot posting?
    These and many other questions must yet be finalized.

    • Scott Farkas Had Yellow Eyes

      Once again you have proven yourself most worthy of “top rated poster” on the boards!!! Nicely done Dixie! Keep em coming!!

      • dixiesuzan

        Scott Farkas Had Yellow Eyes – Well thank ya most kindly for that reply.
        Ya know I do try to stay in the mainstream a public thought and avoid radical extremisms to the hilt. Just a few questions there that these modern times bring to the mainstream mind. If I hadn't asked em some other mainstream commentator here