Worried that Charlie Sheen's "My Violent Torpedo of Death/Defeat Is Not an Option" tour would come and go without coming to a town near you?
Fear not — or, rather, perhaps be very afraid — because the recently canned "Two and a Half Men" star has added a handful of tour dates.
The new shows, per the tour's Ticketmaster page, are as follows:
April 5: State Theatre at Playhouse Square, Cleveland
April 6: Palace Theatre Columbus, Columbus
April 8: Radio City Music Hall, New York City
April 9: Toyota Presents the Oakdale Theatre, Wallingford, Connecticut
April 12: Agganis Arena, Boston
The first two stops on Sheen's tour, in Detroit and Chicago, sold out quickly — with help from scalpers.
