The producers of “More to Love” have more to learn about the delicate balance between empathy and pity. Being curvy is hard, ya’ll! But it shouldn’t be used as a blanket excuse for one’s innumerable psychological issues.

Don’t get me wrong; I like my crying with a side of crazy. But maybe they should take a lesson from the master, Ms. Paula Abdul. She’s got a lot of free time coming up.

I will be traveling “internationally” next week (OK, it’s just to Canada) and won’t be able to share my thoughts with you. You’re on your own for the “Flipping Out” premiere, but I’ll return just in time to dish about the long-awaited return of “Project Runway.”
 
Thank goodness I was still in town to catch the finale of “So You Think You Can Dance!” Last night’s episode inspired me to write a letter to the producers. I’ve shared it with you below.

Watch out, Fox! If last night’s three and a half hour block of “Runway”-centric television is any indication, it seems that Lifetime is making a play for the “Most Minutes of Superfluous Programming That We Know You’ll Watch Anyway” Award. (I think it’s one of those “Creative Arts” Emmys.)

Okay, so let me get this straight. You’re experiencing clear and coherent thoughts and the ability to actually get things done during primetime hours? Sounds like a classic case of “derangement deficiency” in your pop culture diet.  

Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Since we all stopped watching “Jon and Kate” weeks ago, it has become a nationwide epidemic.

Okay, listen (or read) quickly because you may never hear this again.

Here goes.