Amy Adams is 100 per cent adorable. That is beyond dispute. We know this instinctively, just as we do when we look at kittens, pandas and penguins.

But is she human? I ask because I’m convinced she’s a ‘toon.

No, I don’t mean metaphorically. I mean, she really is a cartoon. I believe she has Jessica Rabbit (another fellow redhead, the go to hair color for many cartoon characters) on speed dial.

Let’s use Peter Jackson’s fabulous “District 9” for a quick and dirty object lesson -- or rant, if you like -- about Michael Bay, Hollywood’s muddled thinking, and why even the most impulse-driven moviegoers are smarter than anyone thinks.