'Paranormal Activity 4' Review: Found-Footage Fright Franchise Keeps Chugging Along

October, 19, 2012 11:29 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Ariel Schulman, Christopher Landon, Henry Joost, Kathryn Newton, Matt Shively, Movies, paranormal activity 4, reviews

Here we go again.

It’s October, which means the low-budget, high-yield “Paranormal Activity” franchise has plopped yet another sequel into theaters, slavishly following the formula of previous chapters. Multiple surveillance cameras? Check. Spacious McMansion where strange things start happening? You got it. Bizarre apparitions that either move really slowly or very quickly through the frame? Yup.

Viewers ready to shell out for “Paranormal Activity 4” can be assured that there are at least a half-dozen or so decent jolts to be enjoyed over the film’s running time, but prepare for a long wait to actually get to them. The first two-...

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'The Sessions' Review: Sex-Surrogate Story Works Better in Bed Than in Church

October, 18, 2012 2:36 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Ben Lewin, Helen Hunt, John Hawkes, Mark O'Brien, Moon Bloodgood, Movies, reviews, The Sessions, William H. Macy

On paper, it sounds like a misguided collaboration between the Lifetime network and the Playboy Channel -- a 36-year-old paralytic who spends most of his time in an iron lung hires a sex surrogate to help him lose his virginity. Based on a true story, to boot.

Miraculously, “The Sessions” avoids the kind of squickyness that Hollywood usually drizzles over its uplifting movies about the physically challenged, mainly because its subject, poet and journalist Mark O’Brien, was in real life far too smart and self-deprecating for that kind of sentimental head-patting. (Just watch Jessica Yu’s extraordinary Oscar-winning short “Breathing Lessons: The Life and Work of Mark O’Brien” for a sampling of the actual guy’s wit and forthrightness.)

In this fictionalized film, we see some news footage of O’Brien zipping through a...

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'Alex Cross' Review: Stop, Or Madea Will Shoot

October, 17, 2012 4:12 pm | Comments On #Alex Cross, Alonso Duralde, Cicely Tyson, Edward Burns, James Patterson, Jean Reno, John C. McGinley, Matthew Fox, Movies, reviews, rob cohen, Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry is one of the highest-earning African-American male movie stars working today, and that’s apparently the only reason anyone thought it would be a good idea to cast him in a rebooted series based on James Patterson’s Alex Cross crime novels. As an actor, Perry has what Liam Neeson’s “Taken” character might call “a specific set of skills,” but those skills don’t include convincingly portraying a cop-slash-psychiatrist on the mean streets of Detroit.

Based on the character’s first adventure “Cross” (Morgan Freeman played Alex in two films based on later novels in the...

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'Atlas Shrugged: Part II' Review: Tea-Party 'Twilight' Improves a Bit in This Still-Strident Sequel

October, 12, 2012 2:38 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Atlas Shrugged Part II, Ayn Rand, Esai Morales, Jason Beghe, John Putch, Movies, reviews, Samantha Mathis

The people behind the “Atlas Shrugged” series of films have things they want to tell you, and just to make sure that you know what they are, the movies tell you, and tell you, and then tell you again. Whether or not you’re amenable to author Ayn Rand’s Objectivist philosophy, the declarations run pretty thick in “Part II.”

Still, despite the fact that screenwriters Duke Sandefur, Brian Patrick O’Toole and Duncan Scott make nearly every scene either a monologue in which a character defines his or her view of the world or a conversation in which people tell each other information they already know, this sequel marks an improvement...

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'Seven Psychopaths' Review: It's a Throat-Slitting, Bloody, Lunatic Hoot

October, 11, 2012 10:21 am | Comments On #Abbie Cornish, Alonso Duralde, christopher walken, Colin Farrell, Martin McDonagh, Movies, reviews, Sam Rockwell, Seven Psychopaths, Tom Waits, Woody Harrelson

There are fluffy bunnies and pretty doggies in “Seven Psychopaths.” Also torture, immolations, throat-slittings, point-blank execution-style shootings and stabbings in various parts of the body. And on top of it all, the titular septet of lunatics. Or maybe more than seven. Or less. It would be telling too much to go into the details.

Irish playwright Martin McDonagh made a splashy feature debut as the writer-director of 2008’s “In Bruges,” which mixed brutal violence with dark humor and a testosterone-heavy brand of word jazz that felt reminiscent of both David Mamet and Quentin Tarantino without seeming to be ripping off either.

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'The Paperboy' Review: A Lurid, Sweaty, Sticky Mess

October, 04, 2012 2:28 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, John Cusack, Lee Daniels, Macy Gray, Matthew McConaughey, Movies, Nicole Kidman, Pete Dexter, reviews, The Paperboy, Zac Efron

Filmmaker and historian Mark Rappaport once observed that a big chunk of Hollywood history is about who almost made what movie, and we’ll forever have to wonder what would have happened if Pedro Almodóvar had made his English-language debut with “The Paperboy,” the Pete Dexter novel he had in development for eons.

Seeing what Lee Daniels has done with the material only confirms that Almodóvar may be the only living filmmaker (except maybe John Waters) who could do justice to this lurid, purple tale of sex, scandal, secrets and perspiration in late-1960s Florida. The legendary Spanish auteur could have pushed the melodrama to the limit and made us take it seriously, and he would certainly know how to choreograph the scene in which the leading lady urinates on the besotted protagonist after he’s been attacked by jellyfish.

But let...

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'Frankenweenie' Review: Tim Burton Returns to Form With a (Very) Young Frankenstein

October, 03, 2012 4:34 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Catherine O'Hara, Charlie Tahan, Frankenweenie, John August, Martin Landau, Martin Short, Movies, reviews, Tim Burton, Winona Ryder

In the same way that some Woody Allen fans prefer the style of the auteur's "early, funny movies,” there are admirers of Tim Burton’s first films who face crushing disappointment after they’ve eagerly lined up for the likes of “Dark Shadows” or “Alice in Wonderland,” hoping for the thrills they got from “Beetlejuice” and “Edward Scissorhands.”

Fans of Tim Burton 1.0, rejoice: “Frankenweenie” hearkens back to the director’s salad days and, in turn, to the old-school horror classics that inspired him in the first place. If you’ve been jonesing for suburban outsiders, monster-movie shout-outs and Winona Ryder, this is the movie for you.

In this remake of Burton’s live-action 1984 short, young Victor Frankenstein (voiced by Charlie Tahan) loves science and scary movies...

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'Taken 2' Review: Shoddy Sequel Has a Particular Set of Stupid

October, 03, 2012 3:51 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Famke Janssen, liam neeson, Luc Besson, Maggie Grace, Movies, Olivier Megaton, reviews, Taken 2

After scoring a hit with the implausible, ridiculous, jingoistic and undeniably entertaining “Taken,” screenwriters Luc Besson and Robert Mark Kamen have decided to cross the line into sheer stupidity with “Taken 2,” barfing out a script that defies logic and common sense and handing over the directorial reins to the colossally untalented Olivier Megaton.

Megaton, the former graffiti artist who previously sank one Besson franchise with “Transporter 3” before giving the world the ludicrous “Colombiana,” does to action sequences what a food processor does with an onion, to much less appetizing results. Between...

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'Hotel Transylvania' Review: Hey, This Sucker Is Really Funny

September, 27, 2012 4:43 pm | Comments On #Adam Sandler, Alonso Duralde, andy samberg, Ceelo Green, David Spade, Genndy Tartakovsky, Hotel Transylvania, Kevin James, Movies, Peter Baynham, reviews, robert smigel, Selena Gomez, Steve Buscemi

At “Hotel Transylvania,” they do the monster mash -- and play monster shuffleboard, raid the monster mini-bar and visit the monster spa.

And whether you’re a kid with a fondness for plastic fangs or an adult who never misses a late-night cable viewing of “Mad Monster Party” or “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein,” you’ll be glad you checked into this 3D animated feature.

An impressive feature debut for Genndy Tartakovsky, the TV animator behind eye-popping hits like “Dexter’s Laboratory” and “Samurai Jack,” “Hotel Transylvania” may lack the emotional oomph of Pixar’s best efforts, but it makes up for it with rapid-fire gags and an unflagging pace that makes this a rare all-ages treat.

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'Looper' Review: Stylish Time-Travel Tale That Loses Race With Clock

September, 27, 2012 11:33 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Looper, Movies, reviews, Rian Johnson

For a movie that’s concerned with the passage of time, “Looper” allows the pacing to get painfully flaccid in its middle section. More’s the pity, because the strong first act promises a smart and stylish movie about the vagaries of time travel.

While the stylish never goes away, the smart does, making this the second Rian Johnson movie in a row (following “The Brothers Bloom,” the writer-director’s sophomore effort after his Sundance hit debut “Brick”) that looks great but meanders while doing it.

In a requisite grimy-city-of-the-future, Joe (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a “looper,” which is a very...

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Alonso Duralde has written about film for Movieline, Salon, MSNBC.com. He also co-hosts the Linoleum Knife podcast and regularly appears on What the Flick?! (The Young Turks Network). Senior Programmer for the Outfest Film Festival in Los Angeles and a pre-screener for the Sundance Film Festival, he is also a consultant for the USA Film Festival/Dallas, where he spent five years as artistic director. A former arts and entertainment editor at the Advocate, he was a regular contributor to "The Rotten Tomatoes Show" on Current. He is the author of two books: "Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas" (Limelight Editions) and "101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men" (Advocate Books). Friday mornings, Duralde can be heard on "Money 101 with Bob McCormick" on KFWB-AM.

 

 



 

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