Everybody, relax: According to the new remake of “Red Dawn,” there will still be ample opportunities for Pepsi and Subway product-placement opportunities even after the North Koreans invade our shores.
Good thing, too, because this is a movie that requires a caffeinated audience.
The 1984 edition of “Red Dawn” played upon Cold War–era paranoia about the Soviet Union, with whom we’d never engaged on the battlefield, even though they were our national Big Bad.
That film imagined a Russian invasion of Colorado, with high-school jocks going commando and becoming freedom fighters.
It’s a little...