The Best Thing to See, Other Than 'Avatar'
December, 18, 2009 2:15 pm | On #500 Days of Summer, Alien, Avatar, Bryan Singer, Dan O'Bannon, Iron Man 2, James Cameron, Laurence Fishburne, Movies, Return of the Living Dead, Robert Downey Jr., The Hangover, X-Men
1. Other Than “Avatar” The Best Thing You’ll See This Week Is …
“Shorewood’s Lip Dub” video, brought to my attention by Movieline. Using the same Hall & Oates song “You Make My Dreams Come True” featured in “500 Days of Summer” Mr Ballew’s Video Production 1 Class came up with this four minutes of total joy. It had 12,500 hits when I saw it. Expect it to be in the millions by the end of the weekend.
10 Things I Learned About the Future From 'Avatar'
December, 14, 2009 7:03 am | On #Avatar, James Cameron, Movies, Pandora, Sam Worthington, Sigourney WeaverVERY MINOR SPOILERS
1. Even in the Future, It's All About Paper Money
Despite all the hi-tech gizmos on display, from the cryosleep pods and exo-skeletal warrior suits to the amazing Avatar-transplant technology, mankind still hasn’t evolved past folding paper money. Jake Sully’s brother -- who has an enormous amount of R&D dollars invested in his PhD-achieving ass -- dies because he’s robbed for the cash in his wallet. So it’s the decision to not move to an all-electronic funds transfer system by 2154 -- hardly credible - that really determines Pandora’s fate.
2. With All that Technology, You'll Still Need a Wheelchair
Sully is paralyzed from the waist down after a war wound, and thus he gets around in an old-fashioned wheelchair. It’s pretty crummy, really, that...
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December, 04, 2009 2:25 pm | On #Avatar, David Michod, Entourage, Movies, Nicolas Cage, Steve Spielberg, Sundance Channel1. Watch Out for David Michôd
Australia has long fought above its cinematic weight, delivering to the world a wealth of film talent disproportionate to its small population. The “World Cinema” section of next year’s Sundance will unveil “Animal Kingdom,” the debut feature of the latest Aussie A-list director in the making: David Michôd. I visited the Melbourne set earlier this year was mightily impressed by Michôd’s vision for his crime drama, which stars Guy Pearce, Ben Mendelsohn and newcomer James Frecheville. Confirming Michôd’s wide-ranging talent, he also wrote “Hesher,” Spencer Susser’s directorial debut, which stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman, and which premieres in Sundance’s main competition. To get a measure of their talent, watch their collaboration, zombie-short “I...
10 Things I Learned This Week
November, 27, 2009 2:51 pm | On #Kat Dennings, Katie Holmes, Mad Max, Movies, New Moon, Tingler, Wolfman1. Wasteland Warriors … for a Weekend
Everyone knows an oil-shortage-and-nuclear-war apocalypse is for keeps, not just three days, but that didn’t stop a bunch of rabid “Mad Max” fans from donning the leather and chains and revving up their motley machines over three days in the Californian desert recently. The LA Weekly story and photos are fantastic, although I’m a little disappointed these faux-barbarians from Down Under flew the New Zealand flag instead of the Australian standard. But, hey, when society has crumbled and the crossbow bolts are flying, you make do, right?
2. What’s the Question?
Ever have those dreams where you’re back at...
10 Things I Learned This Week
November, 20, 2009 4:12 pm | On #Avatar, Movies, Nicolas Cage, Peter Jackson, Sam Worthington, Stephen King, Steven Spielberg, The Dome, The Lovely Bones, Twilight1. Sam's Boots Were Made for Walking
With just a month to go until “Avatar” makes him one of the biggest -- and bluest -- stars in the movie world, Sam Worthington's having himself a fun victory tour of his native Australia. This week he was named “Man of the Year” by the Down Under version of GQ magazine and lauded at the Inside Film Awards. Showing he's keeping it real, Sam wore his “lucky” old workboots -- the ones he kept on during the entire “Terminator Salvation” shoot -- to both the magazine's glittering function and the awards show and after-party. When a paparazzi called him on it, the rising star's response was colorful. “Mate, f---ing ease up, f---ing take it easy, or that's the last pic you get,...
Cusack, Corman, '2012' in 5 Seconds
November, 13, 2009 2:40 pm | On #2012, Clash of the Titans, Independence Day, John Cusack, Movies, roger corman, Saw Vii, Star Wars
1. The Master of Disaster Still Has It
“2012” is a massive -- the most massive -- eruption of molten B-movie cheese in history -- not that that’s a bad thing. In fact, it’s hard to think of many better pure-popcorn experiences this year. What genocidal levels of destruction played for fun says about us and our civilization, I’m not too sure. But I know we’ve been doing it on screen for over 100 years now. Will audiences stampede to this one? I’m betting it exceeds expectations and hauls in $70m+.
2." ID4" -- Parts 2 and 3?
When “2012” blows the box office apart like a supervolcano, expect some serious thought to be given to Roland Emmerich’s MTV...
10 Things I Learned This Week
November, 06, 2009 5:35 pm | On #2012, Elijah Wood, Jessica Alba, Jim Carrey, Movies, Television, Yogi Bear1. 2012 = BANG FOR YOUR BUCK
Roland Emmerich’s mega disaster mash-up does exactly what it says on the tin. His puree job of every end-of-the-world movie ever made – with big dollops of “Airport," “The Poseidon Adventure” and “Titanic” thrown in for good measure – is spectacular and a terrific popcorn entertainment. It’s also one of the best comedies of 2009, although it’s open to debate how intentional the laughs are.
http://www.empireonline.com.au/reviews/reviewcomplete.asp?FID=135843
Not sure about a TV series spin-off, though, unless it can star Tina Fey and...
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October, 30, 2009 5:07 pm | On #10 Things, Halloween, Movies1. Halloween Now Creepier Than Ever
This week saw the DVD and Blu-ray release – after a long, long wait – of a neglected mid-1980s horror-comedy classic, Fred Dekker’s “Night Of The Creeps”. Dekker told me that the new disc version of his schlocker about zombie-making parasites from outer space comes complete with his original, darker ending.
An ending that calls for a sequel. Once you’re done a-trickin’ and a-treatin’, you could do worse than get some friends together and put this one on for a rollickin’ good time.
2. Be The Sheepmonster This Halloween
I also discovered...
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October, 23, 2009 3:36 pm | On #Kenny Ortega, Michael Jackson, Moon, Movies, paranormal activity, Sam Rockwell, Saw, this is it
1. Rockwell for Oscar
If you’ve seen “Moon,” you know what I’m talking about. If you haven’t, you should and then you will. Rockwell’s lunar performance is stellar in one of the best-reviewed films of the year. Writer-director Duncan Jones, the man behind this sci-fi masterpiece -- which is all the more welcome for having emerged in a year of giant effin’ robots and salivating terminal cases -- has thrown his weight behind a grassroots campaign to get Rockwell Oscar-nominated. “If you stare at the graphic we’ve done up for a while, you kinda get hypnotized,” he laughed this week. “You can hear the voice, ‘Vote Sam.’” ...
10 Things I Learned This Week
October, 16, 2009 3:48 pm | On #Balloon Boy, Michael Jackson, Movies
1. Forget Balloon Boy! Here’s Paraglider Girl!
Balloon Boy – yawn – so, like, yesterday. Paragliders are the new balloons. Girls are the new boys. Ten years old is totally the new six.
2. The Green Lantern Up From Down Under
No, say it isn’t so! The weakening US dollar and the strengthening Aussie drongo (only...
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Michael Adams is the author of the upcoming comic memoir "Showgirls, Teen Wolves, and Astro Zombies: A Film Critic’s Year-Long Quest to Find and Watch the Worst Movie Ever Made" (HarperCollins).
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