In response to a “Star Wars” fan who alphabetized all of the dialogue in “Episode I: A New Hope,” Conan O'Brien gave the same treatment to another episode of a great American saga: “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
The result (above) shows the reality gang saying “like,” like seven times, “totally” a total of 12 times, and “umm” almost 30 times. Like, totally.
Good luck, Kardashians. May the force be like, um, whatever.