I'm Caught in the Trap of a Scandalous Season
May, 16, 2013 4:53 pm | Comments On #TelevisionPop quiz hotshots. If I used the word defiance, would you think Tea Party? If I said mole, do you call the dermatologist? Or are you a "Scandal" superfan who can never use those words again without thinking of secrets, lies and oh yes, scandal?

People throw around phrases like high-class soap opera or guilty pleasure as if watching these shows takes them away from highbrow metaphysical fare or PBS documentaries when in reality, they’re really watching "Duck Dynasty." Shows like "Scandal" are a cut above standard soap-opera fare because they make you feel smart even as they stay three ludicrous steps ahead.
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Read MoreHow to Watch ‘Mad Men’ Season 6 Without Losing Your Mind
April, 02, 2013 10:41 am | Comments On #TelevisionIt happens each season. When new episodes of ‘Mad Men’ roll out, I’m filled with wild enthusiasm at finally being able to get my weekly hit. But maintaining the high takes work.
I get frustrated with the quality of the product. I bemoan the storylines and characters, as well as question Matt Weiner and the meaning of Don Draper’s life. I feel that every season loses its momentum in the middle and begins to feel like work, slogging through seemingly pointless side arcs while ignoring more interesting angles (more Ginsberg please!).

But just as the season runs its course, I get re-energized by the last three episodes (and the...
Read MoreSinging the Praises of 'Smash'
February, 27, 2013 6:42 am | Comments On #Mali Perl, smash, TelevisionLet’s start with some honesty. "Smash" is not a great TV show. At its Capezio-covered heart, it’s a soap opera with the usual tales of backstabbing, ambition and infidelity livened up with dance numbers and jazz hands. It should come as no surprise that drinks get thrown and marriages fall apart.
The series revolves around getting a Marilyn Monroe musical to Broadway and tells stories we’ve seen plenty of times before -- the ingénue vs. the veteran, the lothario director, the ambitious producer. But "Smash" is much more than those individual clichés. While it may not be a great TV show, it's a good TV show with...
In Battle of Oscar Heavyweights, Here's a Vote for Lightweights
January, 06, 2013 1:37 pm | Comments On #Awards, Lincoln, Movies, pitch perfect, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, Ted, The Master, The Sessions, zero dark thirtyAwards season means two things to me – stars projecting humility while wearing clothes
worth more than the gross national product of small countries and nominees that I’ll never see.
"Lincoln," "The Master," "Rust & Bone," "Amour," "The Sessions," "Zero Dark Thirty" – these are films, not movies, making serious statements about serious things. Seriously. The performances are committed, nuanced and brave. These films will broaden my mind and teach me more about the human condition. Which would fantastic except that I will never see these films because I’m a moviegoer.
This past year, I’ve enjoyed a buffet of randomness that never failed to satisfy me, all of which fell squarely in the movie category. I didn’t stop smiling for the entire hour and 52 minutes of "...
Read MoreOD’ing on My New Favorite Stars
November, 14, 2012 3:50 pm | Comments On #MoviesIt’s been awhile and the reason is … I’ve been a bender. Instead of a lost weekend, it’s been a few months of fade in’s and fade to black’s.
Lately, I’ve been mainlining movies by a few young stars -- and that’s all I want to watch. But doing that makes me feel like those Vietnam vets that decided to drop out of society and then emerged into a new world. While I’ve been OD’ing on iTunes and Netflix, apparently there’s a show on called "The Voice," there was an election but everything still looks the same, and a hurricane tore through my city, where a lot of things don’t look the same.
After staging a self-intervention that happened to occur when I ran out of things to watch, I decided to come clean in lieu of getting clean. These have been the objects of my addiction for the last...
Read More'Breaking Bad' Season 5, Part I: Into Walt's Heart of Darkness
August, 28, 2012 12:49 pm | Comments On #Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston, Television, Vince Gilligan, Walter WhiteI don’t know what’s worse: being scared to watch “Breaking Bad” every week because of the terrifying behavior of Walter White or imagining a TV landscape, less than a dozen episodes away, that’s bereft of this riveting monster?

I’m not joking when I share that I’m tense through every episode this season, sure that I’m going to be shocked but unsure as to when. After last year’s descent into madness, I found myself twisted into a moral pretzel trying to both justify abhorrent behavior and root for criminals to get away with it.
This year, there’s no gray area. Everything feels heavier – shadows are darker, expressions hide hideous intentions and...
Read MoreTom Cruise and Katie Holmes: Can We Handle the Truth?
July, 01, 2012 1:28 pm | Comments On #MoviesSo Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are kaput. This is the way a Hollywood marriage ends – not with a bang but a whimper?
Isn’t there something disappointing about the non-reaction to a megawatt relationship ending especially when the inception of this union played out so dramatically in front of us?
Even those of you who couldn’t care less about celebrity relationships know exactly what I mean if I use the word couch in relation to Cruise and Holmes. How can anyone forget the whirlwind courtship montage -- the barrage of red carpet kisses, the proposal on top of the Eiffel Tower, the wedding at the Italian castle and of course, the most eagerly awaited (non Jolie-Pitt) birth of all time, baby Suri.
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Read MoreThe Return of the Lohan
June, 25, 2012 3:00 pm | Comments On #Britney Spears, Lifetime, Lindsay Lohan, liz & dick, Paris Hilton, TelevisionAt any given time, there are thousands of films in production all around the world, from studio pictures crammed with A-listers to indie productions and Bollywood extravaganzas.

And then there’s this little Lifetime movie being shot in L.A. that’s generating breaking news. That’s right, Lifetime -- the lady channel specializing in Army Wives, Dance Moms and Jennifer Love Hewitt. This suddenly au courant network owes its new notoriety to the trouble magnet known as Lindsay Lohan.
In a genius move that must have required therapy for their insurance people, Lifetime cast Lindsay in "Liz & Dick," their Elizabeth Taylor biopic about her battle royale romance with...
Read More'Mad Men' Season 5: So Far, So … Good?
April, 17, 2012 2:42 pm | Comments On #AMC, Don Draper, Mad Men, Mad Men season 5, Matthew Weiner, TelevisionI’ll admit it, I was worried. Were we going to be able to pick up where we left off? After all, a year and a half is a TV eternity.

After watching the first three episodes, I started to think that maybe things had changed. Could it be that the magic was gone and that four glorious seasons were all we were going to have together? But then I watched episodes four and five.
It’s not over. "Mad Men," I still love you.
There’s a certain pattern to Matthew Weiner’s approach – a slow, seemingly meandering build, a few tossed in surprises towards the middle and then a dramatic, almost rushed end to the season....
Read MorePraising NBC's 'Bent' - And Looking for Converts
April, 10, 2012 11:26 am | Comments On #bent, TelevisionI’m not Tim Tebow but I am a TV missionary. If there’s a great show out in TV land that’s not getting the love it deserves, I will preach out, my brothers and sisters.
Today’s sermon shines a light on a little sitcom called "Bent." If you’ve seen the overly simplistic promos, you’d think this was Amanda Peet playing yet another uptight chick with David Walton as the bad boy who’ll cure her lady blues, backed by a motley crew of faces you’ve seen before in the roles of “co-workers” and “family.” Cue half-hearted laughs and assorted guffaws.
While on paper, it’s that show, it’s also so not that show.
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Mali Perl lives on the East Coast but her mind is always on Hollywood time. She enjoys A-listers, G6 travel, VIP treatment, Us Weekly and having a security detail. Her pet peeves include actors with two first names, waiting in lines, "just being nominated" and unflattering videos on TMZ.
