'A Dark Truth' Review: Cheesy Thriller With Political Aspirations

January, 03, 2013 1:49 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Andy Garcia, Damian Lee, Eva Longoria, Forest Whitaker, Movies

The painfully silly conspiracy thriller “A Dark Truth” comes in two basic settings: It’s either whisper-whisper-mumble as the characters drone their way through an endless series of dull conversations or BAM-KA-BLAM as everyone shoots their way through pedestrian action scenes that wouldn’t be out of place in a direct-to-DVD cheapie.

Had this movie gone straight to video without passing Go and without collecting (possibly a literal) $200, we could ignore it. But no, it’s on the big screen (and on demand), with a cast that includes Forest Whitaker, Eva Longoria and Andy Garcia, so attention must be paid. Even if such attention is barely...

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'Promised Land' Review: The Message Overwhelms the Medium

December, 27, 2012 4:21 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Dave Eggers, Frances McDormand, gus van sant, John Krasinski, Matt Damon, Movies, Promised Land, reviews, Rosemarie DeWitt

“If you want to send a message,” legendary Hollywood mogul Sam Goldwyn once sagely noted, “call Western Union.”

Not that vintage Hollywood movies didn’t have all kinds of social agendas, whether they were about fighting racism (“The Defiant Ones”) or mob justice (“The Ox-Bow Incident”) or anti-Semitism (“Gentlemen’s Agreement”) or war (“All Quiet on the Western Front”). The trick has always been to disguise the heartworm pill of your message with the tasty bologna of drama or satire or whatever else people actually want to see. (John Waters devilishly parodied racial-...

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'Parental Guidance' Review: Avoid These Grumpy Old Know-It-Alls

December, 24, 2012 9:44 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Bette Midler, Billy Crystal, Marisa Tomei, Movies, parental guidance, reviews

On the scale of blandly idiotic studio comedies, “Parental Guidance” falls somewhere south of “intermittently funny.” Still, it’s several notches above “makes you feel the passing of each precious second” or “better to stare at the fire exit sign than at the screen,” and that counts for something, right?

Say what you will about the underrated “The Guilt Trip,” another current pairing of a nebbishy comic and a diva of a certain age, that movie at least offers two recognizable human beings of different generations meeting in the middle and learning something from each other.

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'On the Road' Review: Aren't We There Yet?

December, 20, 2012 3:33 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Garret Hedlund, Kristen Stewart, Movies, On the Road, reviews, Sam Riley, Walter Salles

Truman Capote legendarily dismissed Jack Kerouac’s influential roman à clef “On the Road” with, “That’s not writing; it’s typing.”

Capote’s insult might have been referencing the legend that Kerouac banged out a first draft while hopped up on speed and feeding his typewriter with one gigantic roll of butcher paper, but Capote could also have referred to the stripped-down, descriptive prose of the book, which chugs along with the cool, spare poetry of jazz.

But the beat of the Beats is sadly lacking in the movie version of “On the Road,” a handsomely mounted adaptation of Kerouac’s book that...

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'This Is 40' Review: A Little Heavy on the White Whine

December, 20, 2012 10:52 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, judd apatow, Leslie Mann, Megan Fox, Movies, Paul Rudd, reviews, this is 40

Judd Apatow’s “Funny People” starred Adam Sandler as George Simmons, a once-dynamic stand-up whose comic mojo has grown bloated and blunted after starring in a series of hit movies and ensconcing himself in a luxurious mansion.

Apatow’s latest, “This Is 40” -- about the financial and romantic foibles of a well-off couple hitting a milestone birthday -- feels like George might have written it, or at least directed it.

The bawdy wit and crisp dialogue that were the hallmark of Apatow’s “Knocked Up” (of which this is a quasi-sequel) and “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” are still very...

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'Jack Reacher' Review: A Great/Terrible Stinker/Delight

December, 20, 2012 10:44 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Christopher McQuarrie, David Oyelowo, Jack Reacher, Lee Child, Movies, reviews, Rosamund Pike, Tom Cruise, Werner Herzog

When sitting down and watching movies for work, I do my best to keep an open mind and to remain receptive to films as they present themselves. It’s difficult sometimes, but I always try not to make up my mind one way or another until the final credits roll.

But then you get a movie like “Jack Reacher,” which makes you hate it. And then love it. And then hate it again, going back and forth like some crazy tennis match until all that’s left is to make a list of pros and cons to see how it all shakes out:

I hated … the fact that the movie opens with a mass shooting. Yes, it’s not the fault of writer-director Christopher McQuarrie (adapting Lee Child’s novel...

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'Zero Dark Thirty' Review: Like a Really Good 'Law & Order' - With Waterboarding

December, 18, 2012 3:02 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Jessica Chastain, Kathryn Bigelow, Mark Boal, Movies, reviews, zero dark thirty

It’s always a challenge to tell a story where the audience knows the ending. The trick comes in offering a new perspective on familiar events or at least generating suspense in a way that makes us nervous that Apollo 13 might not land safely, even when history tells us otherwise.

“Argo” and “Lincoln” are two films that successfully tread these waters, and now comes “Zero Dark Thirty,” Kathryn Bigelow’s eagerly awaited follow-up to “The Hurt Locker.”

She and screenwriter Mark Boal have consciously chosen to take a just-the-facts-ma’am approach to the manhunt and subsequent...

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'The Guilt Trip' Review: Not Like Buttah, but Better Than Margarine

December, 18, 2012 1:14 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Anne Fletcher, barbra streisand, Dan Fogelman, Movies, reviews, Seth Rogen, the guilt trip

The trailer, the casting, even the title of “The Guilt Trip” sets us up for a specific kind of movie: Nice neurotic boy henpecked by his nagging, smothering Yiddishe mama. It’s a dynamic we’ve seen everywhere from the novels of Philip Roth to Woody Allen’s “Oedipus Wrecks” and countless other movies and sitcoms over the last half-century or so.

But “The Guilt Trip,” starring gravelly voiced everyslacker Seth Rogen as the son and Barbra Streisand as the mom, has its own agenda that goes far beyond cheek-pinching and boiled chicken.

The movie, directed by Anne Fletcher (“The...

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'Amour' Review: A Wrenching But Essential Look at a Disintegrating Life

December, 18, 2012 9:09 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Amour, Emmanuelle Riva, Isabelle Huppert, Jean-Louis Trintignant, Michael Haneke, Movies, reviews

Movies love to speed up the dying process, whether it’s the rosy-cheeked young girl who succumbs to a mysterious fatal illness in the final reel or the hero cop suddenly felled by one random bullet after committing an act of extraordinary heroism.

But the actual mechanics of death and dying -- the slow degeneration of mind and body, the subtle shadings in which people gradually lose their mobility and faculties and independence -- those tend to be absent from the big screen.

It’s not compact or convenient. It’s a subject people would just as soon avoid, whether or not they’ve faced it firsthand in their own lives...

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'Django Unchained' Review: Blaxploitation and Spaghetti Westerns Make a Delicious Combo

December, 17, 2012 9:56 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained, Jamie Foxx, Kerry Washington, Leonardo DiCaprio, Movies, Quentin Tarantino, reviews, Samuel L. Jackson

Quentin Tarantino continues his tour of “disreputable” movie genres with “Django Unchained,” a boisterous and violent appropriation of tropes from the 1960s spaghetti Western (low-budget European cowboy movies, produced mostly in Italy and Spain) and the 1970s blaxploitation Western (often-angry revenge pictures that examined the Civil War era in general, and slavery in particular, from a post–civil rights perspective).

While the movie doesn’t take the outrageous narrative leaps of “Inglorious Basterds,” “Django” is nonetheless an intelligent thrill-ride, zipping along merrily (and bloodily) until it...

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Alonso Duralde has written about film for Movieline, Salon, MSNBC.com. He also co-hosts the Linoleum Knife podcast and regularly appears on What the Flick?! (The Young Turks Network). Senior Programmer for the Outfest Film Festival in Los Angeles and a pre-screener for the Sundance Film Festival, he is also a consultant for the USA Film Festival/Dallas, where he spent five years as artistic director. A former arts and entertainment editor at the Advocate, he was a regular contributor to "The Rotten Tomatoes Show" on Current. He is the author of two books: "Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas" (Limelight Editions) and "101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men" (Advocate Books). Friday mornings, Duralde can be heard on "Money 101 with Bob McCormick" on KFWB-AM.

 

 



 

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