Update: Now, this is a lot better. ABC just released a 30-second tease from its newly picked up series, “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.”

Watch it below.

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When we say that ABC’s newly picked up series from executive prodcer Joss Whedon, “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D,” released its first teaser, we mean it literally. It's a tease.

At only seven seconds long, it packs a punch, then another and another, then its over.

The series follows Agent Phil Coulson (Clark Gregg), who has assembled a small, highly select group of agents from the worldwide law-...

They may not be able to fly Lois Lane through the sky faster than a speeding bullet, but the National Guard partnered with Warner Bros.' "Man of Steel" to remind audiences that there are plenty of super men and women protecting the country.

New National Guard commercials directed by Zack Snyder will screen before audiences watching the highly-anticipated Superman reboot this summer. 

See video: Stephen Colbert Argues 'Iron Man 3,' 'Man of Steel' are 'Destroying America'

The first spot, which already hit the web, slices together footage of both Superman and soldiers saving the day amidst disaster. Speaking of disaster, a new "Man of Steel" TV...

In "Rise of the Planet of the Apes," Caesar conquered humans, and in "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes," he conquers horses, too.

Andy Serkis -- who plays the founding father of Earth's new dominant species -- rides horseback (as the apes did in the 1968 original) while wearing a motion-capture suit in an on-set picture director Matt Reeves ("Cloverfield") tweeted on Friday.

See photo: James McAvoy's Groovy New Look in 'X-Men: Days of Future Past'

The "Apes" sequel picks up during the aftermath of the plague that began wiping out humanity in the 2011 reboot. While...

George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have the worst day any pair of astronauts can have in the first trailer for "Gravity." 

The Warner Bros. thriller, directed by Alfonso Cuarón ("Children of Men"), focuses on the two attempting to return to Earth after debris crashes into their space shuttle and leaves them drifting alone in space. But at least they get to watch a beautiful sunrise first.

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Their terrifying predicament comes just moments after Clooney takes time to admire the view of the galaxy's biggest light bulb 372 miles above the Earth.

Watch the out-of-this-world disaster:

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