‘Downton Abbey’ Season 5 First-Look Stills, Explained By an Idiot (Photos)

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Two... servants (?) are in mourning because someone has died. This is that show where people die, right?
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The whole gang gets together to murder a guy.
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A handsome man with a daughter urges her to say something cute to his creditors.
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Two... secret agents (?) try to solve the murder of the guy.
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A small child who will someday save them all travels to Colonial Williamsburgh to learn how cobbler is made.
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Alternate reality Winona Ryder joins the cast.
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Two canny millionaires make a bet that they can get a stable boy and an industrialist trade places.
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A hat model arrives at the Abbey and is murdered for being too handsome.