And the Golden Globe for Best Cross-Dresser goes to…
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Looking like an ungodly cross between Justin Bieber, David Spade and Ellen DeGeneres, Poehler sported a mop-like wig as Fey introduced her as Randy, her “son from a previous relationship.”
Poehler, putting on her best petulant brat act, began to complain about a variety of things, including the fact that Jacqueline Bisset — who had earlier given a rambling, awkward acceptance speech — was “backstage, bothering me.”
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“Do you want to go live with your father?” Fey scolded.
“I can’t,” a dragged-out Poehler shot back. “You won’t tell me who he is!”
“He’s here tonight, so look around!” Fey offered.
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Poehler then wandered into the audience to inquire if “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom” star Idris Elba and then, Harvey Weinstein, was the baby daddy.
Way to, uh, drag out a skit.