"Tonight Show" sketch features "Whitest Kids U' Know" star using dialogue from TLC's hit reality show to pick up women
Hey guys. Are you tired of getting rejected by the ladies? Stop spitting game and start regurgitating your favorite Honey Boo Boo quotes!
"The Tonight Show" asked comedian Trevor Moore to hit on women by using ridiculous redneck one-liners from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" and guess what? They actually worked.
The "Whitest Kids U' Know" star wooed women with such classics as, "I hope I don't see a bunch of wedgies at the water park. Vajiggle jaggle's gonna be hangin' out, though" and "that's an awesome goal. That's the second thing beside my butthole piercing."
The latter led to mack daddy Moore getting the number of a pretty girl after sealing the deal with, "Momma said pretty comes in all different sizes. My size is cute!"
This bit certainly proves that pick-up lines don't need to make any sort of sense for them to be successful. Moore reminds us it's not about what you say, but rather the confidence you project while saying it.
More importantly, we're reminded that the public's obsession with Honey Boo Boo isn't going away any time soon.
Watch the sketch below and then try using the wise words of 7-year-old Alana Thompson to get a date this weekend.