The Emmys in Real-Time

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8 p.m. ET

A white-tuxedo-clad Neil Patrick Harris gets up on stage and goes right into a musical number -- sharp contrast to last year's failed gag featuring reality hosts. Chorus to Harris' tune: "Whatever you do, put down the remoooote!"

Emmy producers and CBS certainly hope someone listens this year.

Musical act complete, Harris goes into monologue, lamenting the loss of the traditional TV show theme song, playing the brief intro to "Lost."

"Last time there were a bunch of people stranded on an island, there was a song to go with it, and dogonit, it was awesome," he says, sounding a little bit like his Barney character on "How I Met Your Mother."

It's my job to make things go smoothly," Harris adds. "Here's hoping Kanye West likes '30 Rock.' "

8:11 ET

Tina Fey and Jon Hamm come out to present best supporting comedy actress.

"I learned that comedy is like drama, only with less smoking," notes Hamm, remarking on his "30 Rock" guest spot this year (yep, he's nominated for that, too).

"And I  learned that kissing a guy who looks like Don Draper will make you sweat through your lady blazer," added Fey.

Kristen Chenoweth wins for "Pushing Daisies" -- big surprise, considering ABC canceled it. She's crying her eyes out -- but managing to do some lighthearted business development too.

"I'm unemployed now, so I'd like to be on 'Mad Men.' I also like 'The Office' and '24,' " she says... "And thanks to the Academy for honoring a show that's no longer on the air."

8:20 ET

The human PC, John Hodgeman, on hand for a failed riff with Harris.

Harris brings out his "How I Met Your Mother" co-stars -- Jason Segel, Josh Radnor, Coby Smulders and Alyson Hannigan -- to present outstanding writing for a comedy series.

Emmy goes to -- no surprise -- "30 Rock." The show has four out of the category's five noms (HBO's "Flight of the Conchords" has the other). Matt Hubbard collects the trophy.

Julia LouisDreyfuss is up with Amy Pohler next to present comedy supporting actor. "Amy and I are honored to be presenting outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series in the last official year of network television," she quipps.

Jon Cryer wins it for "Two and a Half Men." Bit of a surprise since the show has been ignored by the Academy for so long (Charlie Sheen hasn't won in four nominations).

Cryer says he used to not think awards were important. "Now I think they're the true measure of a human being," he notes.

Sends a shout-out to Sheen. "He needs one of these."

8:33 ET

Justin Timberlake tries to keep a straight face while introducing the lead actress in a comedy series noms --

Sarah Silverman is wearing a funny mustache and making that hard.
 
A surprise, because Showtime always gets nominated … but never wins.
 
Toni Collette for “United States of Tara.”
 
“This is insanely confronting,” says the Aussie thesp.
 
Back on stage, Harris has a question for Cryer -- who beat him out for comedy series actor just a few minutes ago.

Cryer is back in the press room.
 
“Of course he is,” Harris says. “That’s where you go when you win. How did it feel when they called your name,

Jon?
 
Cryer: “It felt awesome. Words that kept going through my head were: ‘In your face, Neil Patrick Harris.’”
 
Moving on … Tina Fey is going to need help to her car tonight. She just won for comedy guest actress for her playing Sarah Palin last fall on “Saturday Night Live.” The night’s young… and we really haven’t even gotten to the “30 Rock” awards.
 
But “30 Rock” won’t win every comedy-series trophy …
 
“The Office’s” Jeff Blitz wins for comedy series direction.

8:49 ET

Rob Lowe is out to present comedy lead actor, riffing on a failed pilot he did several years back.
 
“For those of you wondering why someone from “The West Wing” would be presenting best actor in a comedy series you may have forgotten a little series I did called ‘Dr. Vegas.’ If anybody needs any career advice, I’m your guy.”
 
As for the trophy … Yup … Alec Baldwin for “30 Rock.”
 
“I’d trade this to look like him, I’ll be honest with you,” Baldwin remarks while greeting Lowe.
 
Baldwin calls Lorne Michaels “the greatest boss you could ever have. He has believed in me for all these years.”
 
Next award: reality host. Emmy goes to “Survivor’s” Jeff Probst.
 
After his poorly received joint-hosting venture for the Emmys last year, Probst gives a bit fo love to this year’s emcee.
 
“Neil Patrick Harris, this is how you host the Emmys – nice job,” he says.
 
9:05 ET

Another Emmy telecast, another reality competition trophy for CBS’ “The Amazing Race,” which has won all seven years of the category’s existence.
 
Can it still be a thrill for Bertram Van Munster? “I’m really speechless, the “Amazing Race” creator and exec producer says.
 
Quips Harris: “Congratulations guys, unbelievable … upsets at every turn.”
 
Now it’s time for HBO to justify that pricey party it throws at the Pacific Design Center every year -- longform trophies are up next.
 
The husband and wife team of Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick come out to intro supporting actress in a movie or mini (winner is Shohreh Aghdashloo for HBO’s “House of Saddam”) and supporting actor in a movie or mini (Ken Howard for HBO’s “Grey Gardens”).
 
9:25 ET

“Private Practice” co-stars Kate Walsh and Chandra Wilson (not as tall) come out to present the Emmy for lead actor in a mini or movie.
 
“You said you were going to wear flats,” Wilson says.
 
No.

Three for the night for HBO.
 
Emmy goes to Brendan Gleeson for playing Winston Churchill’s “Into the Storm.”
 
Thanks producer Frank Doelger, for letting his mom and dad see a rough cut of the film before his mother died.
 
As for lead longform actress, HBO can’t win them all … Derbhla Walsh wins for PBS’ “Little Dorrit.
 
Alec Baldwin back on stage to intro lead mini or movie actress … Jessica Lange for HBO’s “Grey Gardens.” An Oscar winner in 1995 for “Blue Sky,” this is her first Emmy.

9:42 ET

“Grey Gardens” for movie … “Little Dorrit” wins the mini trophy.
 
“Big Bang Theory’s” Johnny Galekci, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco on hand to present directing in a comedy, musical or variety program.

 

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