It's all in the name of Australian tourism and, potentially, science?
“Modern Family” star Julie Bowen went all the way to Australia, and all her kids got were these lousy kangaroo balls.
Bowen and the “Modern Family” cast shot an episode of the hit ABC sitcom Down Under, where the actress came back with fond memories and, very likely, a pair of decorative marsupial testicles.
When there was some discrepancy about the distinction between the balls themselves and scrotum (“What's the difference?” Bowen whispered), host Conan O'Brien, sidekick Andy Richter and their guest each took turns drawing the parts of the male anatomy. The man behind the desk did his best to clean up the image for the TBS audience.
Bowen then discussed the proper amount of fur required on animal balls to make them not look weird.
You know what? Just watch the video: