Kristen Stewart Pens ‘Embarrassing’ Poem Called ‘My Heart Is a Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole’

Kristen Stewart Pens 'Embarrassing' Poem Called 'My Heart Is a Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole'

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The 23-year-old actress wrote the piece last year after “The Twilight Saga” has officially ended

Kristen Stewart has been showcasing her passion for performing since she was just 9 years old, and now at 23, she's unveiling her penchant for poetry.

The “Twilight” star allowed Marie Claire to publish one of her poems that she wrote during one of her various road trips across the country last year while taking a break from acting after her tabloid exploits with director Rupert Sanders, and subsequent breakup with Robert Pattinson.

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“I like being able to hit on something, like, ‘There it is.’ I don't want to sound so fucking utterly pretentious … but after I write something, I go, ‘Holy fuck, that's crazy,'” Stewart said of her poetry in the new interview. “It's the same thing with acting: If I do a good scene, I'm always like, ‘Whoa, that's really dope.'”

Before reading the poem titled “My Heart Is a Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole” to her interviewer, she called it “so embarrassing.”

You don't get the benefit of hearing Stewart's delivery, but here it is, so decide just how “embarrassing” it is for yourself:

My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole

I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I'll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.

And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He's speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I'm drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine …

  • Olivia

    Stewart herself is an embarrassment. She should just shut up and stop pretending that she is some cool bad ass girl when In Fact she is nothing but a faker, a pretender, a cheater, a homewrecker, a wannabe actress who is after fame and money and she is spending much money on PR to make her look otherwise. So fed up with this loser, we need more articles about Jen Law, Emma Watson, Shailene woodley and all he other actresses who has more talent, so much prettier, more charisma and not a homewrecker!

    • guest

      Olivia get help , she didn´t chat on you , now if you don´t like her then don´t read, you seem so angry about a person you really do not know or has any impact in your life whatsoever, or maybe you are a pathetic robert pattinson fan probably either way you need help

      • guest

        Sorry i meant cheat

      • Guest

        You should get help,Olivia wasn't talking about you.

    • guest

      Move on Rpatzzz fans. I know he doesn't hold your attention w/o Kristen, but try to find another hobby.

    • duhno

      Go hump Rob Pattinson poster,Olivia lol its obvious where you are coming from :D

  • Aalevine

    Embarrassing is right.

  • hupto

    Well, if ever she makes good on her promise to give up acting, she can not make a living as a poet.

  • Florian

    lord, all these poetry “experts”… hatin’ on something as subjective as poetry is more embarrassing than her amateur mistake of using “big” words to make it seem more meaningful. it's not bad, imo. and anyway, it's really brave of her to make it public and give all internet poetry experts room to hate.

  • crazyhorse

    She is a human being who made a mistake. If you dont like her then quit reading articles about her. Is your life that empty Olivia that this is all you have to do is bash someone you dont even know? Grow up.

  • KS

    Huge fan of Kristen Stewart. She's very beautiful and very unique. Great future ahead for her. Career is off the charts, Chanel, fragrances, movies, leads, co-leads and small parts. This girl is on fire.

    • Guestie

      “This girl is on fire.”

      If only that was true we wouldn't have to see her again.

      • LOL

        you obviously do not know what a metaphor is.

      • charlotte crowder

        Guestie -What a rude person you are !I am sure some people would say that about you with an attitude and judgemental personality you have ! Why would anyone like to be around you??? Kristen is a beautiful,intelligent young woman unlike you. Why so negative ??

      • Nia

        LMFAOOOO, too true.

  • christine

    i kind of feel sorry for Stewart, she is so desperate, she turned to be such an embarrassment and i thought she had potential …girl have some respect for yourself an shut up.

    • guest

      Nothing say respect like telling people to shut up.

    • Debbie Duroy


  • Suzy Hall

    Whew, that is one stinky poem!

  • nojustno

    Universal is paying you people lot of money

  • guest

    Are Rpatzzz fan bored again. Can't stop talking about Kstew.

  • Emma

    Outside of Hillary Clinton, can't think of a woman who gets more grief on the internet than Kristen Stewart. The noisy Pattinson-obsessed detractors actually are who got me to 1st pay closer attention. And the media's misogyny has consistently been nothing short of breathtaking.

    Nobody knows better than Stewart that her poem would be used to bag on her; it's become a national past-time rivaling baseball. So it took a lot of guts for her to put that poem out there. And actually, for someone who by her own admission wishes she had gone to college instead of working all the time, it's not bad. Lay off.

    • Debbie Duroy

      She probably put it out here on purpose, for that reason… lol just like humping someone married in broad daylight in a car?

  • Cringe

    Kslut fans polluting the comments section again? Continue worshipping a homewrecker then!

  • guest

    I'm with “guest” re: olivia. Such hate comes from a disturbed place and descended on this person. Easy to point poison at someone unreachable. So typical, pointless and ridiculous. Probably doesn't know the meaning of most of the words in poem, perhaps all of them.

  • Wade Wilson aka Deadpool

    She has just bumped Vogon poetry from third to fourth as the worst in the universe.

  • luma

    so much unnecessary hate. let's read your poetry before you start calling others’ embarassing

    • Debbie Duroy

      She called it embarrassing in the interview

  • lol

    what is up with this unneccesaary hate on ms. Stewart. This shows what a bully our society really is. Bashing someone for posting out their poems?! How about let's read your poem? Get a life.