Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley's Football Team, LA Kiss, Rocks Anaheim With a Win

Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley's Football Team, LA Kiss, Rocks Anaheim With a Win

Arena football team wins its home opener 44-34

After a very long wait, professional football is back in Los Angeles — kind of.

The Arena Football League's LA Kiss (2-1) made its home debut in Anaheim's Honda Center on Saturday, and as one might expect from a team owned by Kiss members Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley, the game felt as much like a rock concert as a football game.

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Heavy-metal band Steel Panther played the pre-game and halftime shows, and played during a TV timeout from a stage behind one of the endzone's goalposts. Women pole-danced in cages suspended over the field.

Two players, Donovan Morgan and Andre Jones, were brought down via elevator platforms in pre-game introductions as more acrobatics and pyrotechnics filled the indoor arena. The national anthem was of the guitar solo variety, performed by the LA Kiss house band's lead guitarist — because they have one of those.

Lemmy from Motorhead oversaw the opening coin flip. But it was a Kiss show through-and-through.

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Before the game, Stanley and Simmons took to midfield — which looked like a giant Kiss guitar pick, of course — to hype up the crowd.

“Tonight is a game-changer, literally,” Stanley said. “There's no reason Los Angeles… should be without great football.”

Stanley added that families shouldn't have to “mortgage their houses” to watch great football and take in bonus entertainment — a shot at the much more popular (and expensive) National Football League.

Simmons didn't have much to add, aside from his usual brooding.

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Los Angeles struck first, courtesy of a slant pass from J.J. Raternik to Morgan. The duo would combine for several more scores throughout the night.

Ultimately, the LA Kiss won 44-34, a relatively low-scoring game by AFL standards.

Heading into the contest, the home team was 1-1, while visiting Portland Thunder (0-3) — also a first-year team — was still looking for its first victory following two straight losses to start the season. The visiting team would leave the building still winless. Both squads were coming off a bye week.

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Kiss is a 2014 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee, along with Nirvana, Hall & Oates, Peter Gabriel, Linda Ronstadt and Cat Stevens.

Saturday's game was televised by CBS Sports and on the radio via ESPN3.

  • Lynn Elzea

    We were there last night but left waaaaaay early. There was just too much going on. We felt like it couldn't decide what it wanted to be. Football, Wrestling, BMX, or a strip club. They had girls suspended in cages at all four corners of the field in a odd go go/pole dancer set up. And they were workin’ the poles. Not what I consider family entertainment buy a long shot. And we are a not a conservative bunch, we are bikers.

    It cost $15 to park, bottled water was $4.50 and domestic drafts were 8 and 10 bucks. We just got up and drank from the water fountain rather than spend that kind of money. Don't know how much the tickets cost. We went with some very good friends who got the tickets. But I cannot image they were less than 20 bucks each and they were not quite the nosebleed seats. But they were up pretty high. So much for Paul Stanley's quote: “That families shouldn't have to “mortgage their houses” to watch great football and take in bonus entertainment.” It is right up there with Disneyland.

    I remember arena football from long ago. I just wasn't expecting them to take a time out of the game to set up a BMX ramp and have guys doing stunts. The time left on the clock was 13:23. It wasn't even at the quarter. Each of the home team's touchdowns were followed by 10 minutes of hoopla. We didn't make it to the half.

  • Me

    “Heavy-metal band Steel Panther played the pre-game and halftime shows”

    What happened to you know who? We're they complaining just like the problems they have with the committee for The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction?