Pssst … wanna see naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan?
Well, you'll have to wait a little longer, until the January/February issue of Playboy hits newsstands.
But in the meantime, here's a sneak peek at the cover, courtesy of Perez Hilton.
The "Mean Girls" star, who's seen her share of legal troubles recently, reportedly received close to $1 million for the photo-shoot.
According to Lohan's spokesperson, the pictorial "is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful."
In November, Lohan's mother, Dina Lohan, reiterated that message to The Insider, noting, "It will be tastefully done. She's been working in front of the camera with Ford Models since she was a little girl, so she kinda knows how to work that." (Which is not a creepy-sounding statement at all, so stop saying that.)
And while he's on the subject of Lohan, celebrity blogger Hilton (who, can we surmise from his posting of the Lohan cover, is a Playboy subscriber?), reveals that the actress' diary has found its way into indiscreet hands.
According to one entry published by Hilton, Lohan reflected somberly on the death of actor Heath Ledger, whom she'd reportedly dated shortly before he died of a drug overdose in 2008.
An entry by Lohan purportedly written on the day of Ledger's death reads, "Today Heath died. I’m in love with him. He was the love of my life. He taught me so much, and he was everything I’ve ever wanted and more. I want to hear him laugh and hold me. I crave his touch and care. When a person dies the world stops. I’m numb."
Will the Playboy pictorial be as revealing as the journal entry? Time will tell.