Dr Kristen Wiig Delivers Horrible News to Jimmy Fallon in ‘Mad Lib Theater’ (Video)

“Tonight Show” host has a canoe in his Achilles heel — AND Fluffy Platypus Disease

Get well soon, Jimmy Fallon.

No, the “Tonight Show” host didn’t horribly sever his thumb in a kitchen accident again — what he’s got now is far worse.

According to Kristen Wiig — a.k.a. Dr. Mackerel — Fallon’s Mr. Gooby Gock has a blood pressure of 59/2, a canoe in his Achilles heel, AND Fluffy Platypus Disease. In other words, dude is gonna die.

Unfortunately, the only way to stave off that horrible fate is to take risky medication, the kind that apparently causes a decrease in the desire to hammer. You read that right.

Yes, the results of Fallon’s latest “Mad Lib Theater” were as funny for the audience as they were damning to Gooby Gock. This is your chance to make up some ground, Jimmy Kimmel.

Watch the video above.

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