PLEASE, PLEASE, PICK ME!
I want in on that rumored mommy-centric show with Paula Deen and Kate Gosselin. And you'd better make it quickly too, because it looks like this train wreck is on the fast track!
Yes, you read this correctly. I need to be part of that show! And, no, my qualifications don’t matter one iota since we are all well aware that the proposed octomommy’s professional hosting skills are merely the ability to pop out kids. (Granted, I’m a little behind on this count, by six kids in fact, but I don’t think I should be discriminated against for this position due to the lack of offspring)
Banter aside, reality TV could take this show a step further and seek out real moms -- moms, who really do cook, clean, nurture, educate, volunteer, coach, mentor and protect their kids for a living. The networks could finally do...