As you’re probably aware, John Mayer gave a long interview to Playboy, which the magazine published online Wednesday.
In it, he talked about his failed relationships with Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, sex with Simpson, masturbation, his racist penis, status as a “douchebag,” black people, gay people, Perez Hilton, Jews, tabloid media, TMZ, Twitter and -- oh yeah -- this new "Battle Studies" album he’s peddling.
As you might expect, the piece is causing quite a media stir – with Mayer and “#penisnicknames” among the top trending topics on Twitter.
Mayer took to Twitter to apologize for using the "n-word" during the interview, and to say he may be done giving such "raw" interviews.
"It's such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself," Mayer wrote. "It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there's no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged."
He continued: "And while I'm using today for looking at myself under harsh light, I think it's time to stop trying to be so raw in interviews. It started as an attempt to not let the waves of criticism get to me, but it's gotten out of hand and I've created somewhat of a monster."
"I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. I don't have the stomach for it. Again, because I don't want anyone to think I'm equivocating: I should have never said the word and I will never say it again."
The entire, 6,300-word piece is a must-read, particularly if you’re into “confessions” of a completely self-aware rock star.
For those that merely want the bullet points, here’s a quick synopsis:
On rock stardom: “For me, it has never been about f---ing lots of girls. I could have f---ed a lot more girls in my life if I hadn’t been trying so hard to get them to like me.”
On Twitter: “I have never once said ‘I wish the press would leave me alone.’ With Twitter, I can show my real voice. Here’s me thinking about stuff: ‘Wouldn’t it be cool if you could download food?’”
On pornography: “It’s a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora’s box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.”
On masturbation: “PLAYBOY: Masturbation for you is as good as sex?
MAYER: Absolutely, because during sex, I’m just going to run a filmstrip. I’m still masturbating. That’s what you do when you’re 30, 31, 32. This is my problem now: Rather than meet somebody new, I would rather go home and replay the amazing experiences I’ve already had.”
On Aniston: "One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting.
