Ryan Lochte says he's going to tell kids it's OK to pee in the pool
Ryan Lochte is a man on a mission.
In a new Funny or Die video, the Olympics star admits there is only one place where he relieves himself — the swimming pool.
"The pool is the biggest and most expensive toilet and it's all mine," the Gold Medal winner said.
"I hold it in until I get to the pool," he added.
And now he's ready to remove the stigma for a rising generation of pool pee-ers.
"Kids, it is OK to pee in the pool," Lochte said.
Alert the corporate barons at NBC, because it sounds the makings of a heck of a "The More You Know" campaign.