If you’re like me, you didn’t watch the ESPYs on Wednesday, mostly due to the exhausting self-importance ESPN affords its own awards show. (A two-hour pre-show? What is this, “The Decision”?)
From what I can tell, we didn’t miss much – save for an Andy Roddick-less Brooklyn Decker and a spoof of “The Decision” turned in by Steve Carell and Paul Rudd, with Rudd playing the Jim Gray to Carell’s LeBron.
Carell’s decision? “I’ve decided I’m going to take my appetite to the Outback Steakhouse.”
Watch the pitch-perfect sketch in its entirety here: