'Skyfall' Review: Nuanced Thriller Leaps to Top Five of 007 Movies

November, 07, 2012 12:38 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Ben Whishaw, Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench, Movies, Naomie Harris, Ralph Fiennes, reviews, Sam Mendes, Skyfall

A case can be made that Daniel Craig has become the screen’s most vulnerable James Bond, both physically and emotionally, while at least tying with Sean Connery as the most ruthless and vicious. Both sides of Craig’s 007 get a full workout in “Skyfall,” which celebrates the 50th anniversary of the Bond franchise by mixing new twists with just enough shout-outs to please the nostalgic among us.

Even if the Bond series has lasted this long through an adherence to a fairly strict formula — nefarious villain, cool gadgets, Bond sleeps with several women, one of whom always dies — “Skyfall” dares to play around with the...

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'The Man with the Iron Fists' Review: RZA Serves Up Half-Baked Chop-Socky

November, 02, 2012 1:30 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Eli Roth, Lucy Liu, Movies, Quentin Tarantino, reviews, Russell Crowe, RZA, The Man With the Iron Fists

Homage is a tricky thing — you can be full of love for the object of your tribute, and recreate its trappings with accuracy and sincerity, but that doesn’t mean your results will match the original.

Take “The Man with the Iron Fists,” the first film directed by RZA, founding father of legendary hip-hop combo the Wu-Tang Clan. From the name of his group to the look of his movie, this is a guy who has clearly watched a whole lot of vintage martial-arts movies. If I were on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” and my multiple-choice answers were down to “Five Deadly Venoms” and “The 36th Chamber of Shaolin,” this is the guy I’d want for my lifeline.

I’d even hire him to create one of those fake trailers in “Grindhouse,” since he clearly appreciates the pacing and the acting style of the Shaw...

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'Jack and Diane' Review: The Worst Teen Lesbian Romance About Werewolves and Nosebleeds You'll Ever See

November, 01, 2012 1:50 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Bradley Rust Gray, Jack and Diane, Juno Temple, Kylie Minogue, Movies, reviews, Riley Keough

"Jack and Diane” features Riley Keough (the granddaughter of Elvis Presley) and Juno Temple as an exceedingly butch-femme pair of teens in love, but the real stars of the film are blood, urine, vomit and poop, some of which actually turn up on screen while the others are at least the subject of lengthy conversations. There hasn’t been a movie this obsessed with bodily fluids since “Salo.”

There are also werewolves, a tattoo-covered Kylie Minogue, animated sequences (by the Brothers Quay) involving strands of hair unfurling over slimy organs, and endless reprises of “Only You” by Yazoo (or a reasonable facsimile thereof).

What the...

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'The Details' Review: Airless All-Star Comedy is Devilishly Dull

October, 31, 2012 5:01 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Dennis Haysbert, elizabeth banks, Jacob Aaron Estes, Kerry Washington, Laura Linney, Movies, Ray Liotta, reviews, The Details, Tobey Maguire

The devil is in “The Details,” but only in that this smug and airless comedy feels like 91 minutes in hell. The first few minutes promise a Rube Goldberg whirligig of bad behavior, unhappy coincidences and plain old rotten luck, but all writer-director Jacob Aaron Estes (“Mean Creek”) can deliver is a group of jerks acting like jerks.

If there were any recognizable human beings on screen, this might have delivered the sort of squirmy, uncomfortable laughs that have sustained “Curb Your Enthusiasm” through multiple seasons, but the perpetrators and victims here are all such smug, dull caricatures that none of the intended...

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'A Late Quartet' Review: Classical-Music Drama Gets Soapy But Actors Avoid the False Notes

October, 31, 2012 4:17 pm | Comments On #A Late Quartet, Alonso Duralde, Catherine Keener, christopher walken, Mark Ivanir, Movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman, reviews, Yaron Zilberman

“A Late Quartet,” as it turns out, has more than one meaning: The film’s musicians spend most of the movie grappling with Beethoven’s Opus 131, the String Quartet No. 14 in C# Minor, which was one of the composer’s “late quartets,” completed the year before his death.

But the title also refers to a foursome of players whose relationship as a performing entity could very well reach its demise at any moment. When cellist Peter (Christopher Walken) is diagnosed with Parkinson’s, he announces his intention to leave the Fugue String Quartet, which has just celebrated...

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'Wreck-It Ralph' Review: Arcade-Generation 'Roger Rabbit' Is Worth Every Quarter

October, 30, 2012 3:21 pm | Comments On #Alan Tudyk, Alonso Duralde, jack mcbrayer, Jane Lynch, John C. Reilly, Movies, reviews, Rich Moore, Sarah Silverman, Wreck-It Ralph

If you’ve suffered through “Super Mario Bros.” or “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li” or almost anything from the oeuvre of Uwe Boll, you know that videogames have had a hard time transitioning to the big screen. What’s exciting and interactive on your home system somehow turns stiff and unengaging when adapted to a single-path narrative.

Perhaps realizing that the problem with videogame movies is that the characters are stuck in an overly proscribed scenario, the new Disney animated feature “Wreck-It Ralph” shakes out its characters and lets them interact, so that the heroes of various different arcade faves can meet over root beers in the Tapper machine while a Pac-Man ghost moderates a 12-step group for villains.

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'Fun Size' Review: Mostly Empty Calories, But Still a Halloween Treat

October, 26, 2012 2:03 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Chelsea Handler, fun size, Jane Levy, Josh Schwartz, Movies, reviews, Thomas Mann, victoria justice

Like the diminutive treats that give the film its title, “Fun Size” may pale next to the big candy bars of one-crazy-night movies -- “American Graffiti,” “Sixteen Candles,” “Dazed and Confused” -- but it still leaves you with the flavor of something fun.

Treated like off-brand candy corn by Paramount (who waits until October 26 to dump a Halloween movie into theaters?), “Fun Size” will tickle audiences who venture out to see it and might even become a surprise October cult perennial.

Victoria Justice (Nickelodeon's “Victorious”) stars as Wren, a high-school nerd (already, we’re straining credulity) who gets a shot at popularity when...

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'Chasing Mavericks' Review: Surfing Saga Wipes Out on Dry Land

October, 25, 2012 2:43 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, chasing mavericks, Curtis Hanson, Elisabeth Shue, Gerard Butler, Michael Apted, Movies, reviews

Regarding legendary MGM bathing beauty Esther Williams, producer Joe Pasternak once famously quipped, “Wet, she’s a star.”

So it goes with “Chasing Mavericks,” a biopic that features not enough stirringly gorgeous surfing footage and way too many clunky biopic clichés in telling the story of surf legend Jay Moriarity. With a storyline as by-the-numbers as a square dance, the movie’s one surprise comes with the closing credits — namely, that this trite “inspirational” movie is the product of two world-class filmmakers, Curtis Hanson and Michael Apted.

After a prologue in which eight-year-old Jay, already obsessed with the big waves, is rescued from drowning by his ten-hanging neighbor Frosty Hesson (Gerard Butler), we meet our lead character at age 15 and played by Jonny Weston. A talented young surfer, Jay...

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'Cloud Atlas' Review: Bends the Brain Without Touching the Heart

October, 24, 2012 2:40 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Andy Wachowski, Ben Whishaw, Cloud Atlas, Doona Bae, Halle Berry, Hugh Grant, Hugo Weaving, Jim Broadbent, Jim Sturgess, Lana Wachowski, Movies, reviews, Susan Sarandon, Tom Hanks, Tom Tykwer

No one can accuse “Cloud Atlas” of lacking ambition: Clocking in at nearly three hours and weaving together six disparate storylines (with cast members playing multiple roles, often while crossing gender and/or racial boundaries), this is a rare American film that demands attention, even concentration.

It’s the kind of challenge that spawns rabid admirers and equally fervent detractors, although I must say I find myself somewhere in the middle. It’s a puzzle I enjoyed piecing together, but when each tale came to a close and built up to what was intended to be a soaring, emotional climax, I felt no flutter in the chest or tingle up my spine. I absolutely admire this adaptation of David Mitchell’s novel as an impressive object, but it never moved me.

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'Paranormal Activity 4' Review: Found-Footage Fright Franchise Keeps Chugging Along

October, 19, 2012 11:29 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Ariel Schulman, Christopher Landon, Henry Joost, Kathryn Newton, Matt Shively, Movies, paranormal activity 4, reviews

Here we go again.

It’s October, which means the low-budget, high-yield “Paranormal Activity” franchise has plopped yet another sequel into theaters, slavishly following the formula of previous chapters. Multiple surveillance cameras? Check. Spacious McMansion where strange things start happening? You got it. Bizarre apparitions that either move really slowly or very quickly through the frame? Yup.

Viewers ready to shell out for “Paranormal Activity 4” can be assured that there are at least a half-dozen or so decent jolts to be enjoyed over the film’s running time, but prepare for a long wait to actually get to them. The first two-...

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Alonso Duralde has written about film for Movieline, Salon, MSNBC.com. He also co-hosts the Linoleum Knife podcast and regularly appears on What the Flick?! (The Young Turks Network). Senior Programmer for the Outfest Film Festival in Los Angeles and a pre-screener for the Sundance Film Festival, he is also a consultant for the USA Film Festival/Dallas, where he spent five years as artistic director. A former arts and entertainment editor at the Advocate, he was a regular contributor to "The Rotten Tomatoes Show" on Current. He is the author of two books: "Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas" (Limelight Editions) and "101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men" (Advocate Books). Friday mornings, Duralde can be heard on "Money 101 with Bob McCormick" on KFWB-AM.

 

 



 

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