Roger Ebert Zings Kevin Smith

“Anyone would look fat in your hockey sweater, dude”

Roger Ebert may not be able to speak or taste food anymore, but he still can smell a good punchline. Or six.

Here are some zingers directed at Kevin Smith and his kerfuffle with Southwest airlines, via the famed movie critic’s essential Twitter feed:

http://twitpic.com/13iw1j – Kevin Smith poolside at Cannes 1999 with "Dogma." You call this fat? I say svelte. Photo by moi. about 18 hours ago from TwitPic

http://twitpic.com/13ip7n
– The non-story that will not die. Break out the garlic and crucifixes. http://j.mp/9LokE4 about 19 hours ago from TwitPic
 
Fatter dude who wasn't thrown off Kevin Smith's SW flight: "Next time, Hollywood, sample an airline with First Class." about 22 hours ago from web

Fatter dude who wasn't thrown off Kevin Smith's SW flight: "Don't buy an empty seat, just travel with your skinny wife." about 22 hours ago from web

Fatter dude who wasn't thrown off Kevin Smith's SW flight: "Anyone would look fat in your hockey sweater, dude." about 22 hours ago from web

Fatter dude who wasn't thrown off Kevin Smith's SW flight: "Wear a Navy blazer and suck it in." about 22 hours ago from web

[Photo via Esquire]