Miley Cyrus Is More Than Just Twerking — There's Weed, ‘Breaking Bad’ and Adult Babies

Miley Cyrus Is More Than Just Twerking — There's Weed, 'Breaking Bad' and Adult Babies

Rolling Stone

“I really don't like coke. It's so gross and so dark. It's like what are you, from the '90s? Ew,” the singer tells Rolling Stone

Miley Cyrus has a lot to say! So much that her recent Rolling Stone cover story couldn't fit it all in. Fortunately for the world, the magazine just told us what wound up on the cutting room floor in a “wisdom of Miley” collection. Here are some of the highlights:

Miley knew what she was doing at the VMAs, and what she was doing was an Adult Baby: “I know I'm shocking you. When I'm dressed in that teddy bear thing, I think that's funny. I was saying yesterday, I had this obsession about this character that's like an adult baby. Like if you see a baby do something like that it's so warped and weird, but there's something creepily hot about it. So when I'm in that teddy bear suit, I'm like a creepy, sexy baby. But I forget that it's, like, people in Kansas watching the show.”

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Miley's favorite drug is marijuana. Not cocaine — that is too '90s, ew: “I think weed is the best drug on earth. One time I smoked a joint with peyote in it, and I saw a wolf howling at the moon. Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And molly, too. Those are happy drugs — social drugs. They make you want to be with friends. You're out in the open. You're not in a bathroom. I really don't like coke. It's so gross and so dark. It's like what are you, from the '90s? Ew.”

Miley apparently isn't very sympathetic to people with terminal cancer: “‘Breaking Bad’ I just got into, but I haven't been able to keep up with it as much. There's just a lot of him coughing. I'm in the first season, and the coughing is driving me crazy. Like, we get it. You're dying. Do you really need a whole two-minute scene of another cough attack? It's too much. In every bad situation, how does he get out? He just starts coughing.”

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Miley is surprised that there is racism: “I didn't really realize it, but people are still racist.”

Miley parties in Haiti. It's awesome: “It's so awesome. When I first went, I was wearing, like, mountain climbing boots, but now I go back and I'm in flip flops, I'm touching everyone's hands, I get wasted on rum. Haitians are awesome. They have no idea who I am. They know that I'm someone, but they don't know what. They just know that they're selling my backpacks in the street.”

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Miley is probably going to start the next big Southern California wildfire, oops: “Nashville at least it kind of rains in the summer. I don't even remember the last time it rained out here. I always wondered how those big-ass fires start in L.A., and then I'll throw my cigarette out the window or something, and I'm like ‘There it is.'”

  • Sayithowitis

    As much is this is a page of reasons to hate Miley Cyrus, rather than an actual story, the talk of drugs reminds me of something Rihanna recently ‘said'. I respect the rights that people (even celebrities) have regarding how they live their private lives. However, in the public eye they have moral responsibilities as role-models whether they like it or not. The fact is, Miley has a now teenaged fan-base that made her their role-model when she played Hannah Montana. To publicly glorify drug use to the impressionable fans who hang on her every move and word is just wrong to the core. Outside the world of these vain first-world plastic idols, there are people who read this and lose a little more faith in humanity.

  • InPlushWeThrust

    Miley who? Never heard of her.