Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape, as Critiqued by 3 Grandmas … Just Because (Video)

A trio of AARP poster-ladies render their verdicts on Kim Kardashian and Ray J's intimate release

Forget reaction videos to "2 Girls 1 Cup" — reaction videos to Kim Kardashian's sex tape featuring old ladies are the new hotness.

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Because it's been a long week, and you've been good, we present to you a charming little snippet featuring a trio of spry, elderly ladies — we prefer to think their names are Agnes, Ethel and Maude — watching the "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" star's breakthrough performance.

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Some choice quotes, as they watch Kardashian and Ray J enjoy intimacy:

"The end is purple!"

"Two hands with space in the middle!"

"She's just laying there."

"She's stupid, look at that."

Move over, Roger Ebert; there are some new film critics in town.

Revel in the joy of it all by watching the video.