Attention People Mag: Nikki Finke Doesn't Work Here

This is the first time anyone has confused me for Nikki. But is it the last?

The following invitation to Nikki FInke, or to me, fell in my mailbox this weekend.

I'm not sure if it's a compliment, or a slap – or a dead failure of our branding strategy.

 

Anyway, note to People mag, which is having a 'do' at Soho House to welcome their new movie critic, Alynda Wheat: Nikki doesn't work here.

However I'm happy to RSVP for her: she's not coming.