Excited for the Friday release of the superhero epic "Green Lantern"? Don't worry; the good folks from the Onion are here to thoroughly dampen your enthusiasm with their withering wit.
Check out the video below as the crack team at the Onion News Network examines the feverish indifference that's been building like an anthill for the Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively film. You have to admit; it's totally a thing.
'Green Lantern' To Fulfill America's Wish To See Lantern-Based Characters On Big Screen
