A "Twilight" super-fan who goes (appropriately, it would seem) by the name Nutty Madam has posted her reaction to Stewart's public apology, weighing in at length on the topic. That is, when she's not busy choking back the tears.
The waterworks begin at about the 2:30 mark, as Nutty Madam reads Stewart's apology.
She does manage to pull it together eventually — and lays into Stewart with the wrath of a Twi-hard scorned.
"If you loved him that much, you wouldn't have done it. If you cared about him that much, you wouldn't have done it," she says. "And if you wanted people to back off and not be involved, you wouldn't have posted that statement. But, the thing is, you were stupid enough to get photographed doing it! Don't be so stupid!"
Though Stewart didn't outright admit to an affair with her "Snow White and the Huntsman" director Rupert Sanders, she did release an apology for a "momentary indiscretion" shortly after photographs of her kissing Sanders were published by Us Weekly.
"I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected," Stewart said. "This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry."
Watch Nutty Madam put Stewart in her place — and shed a few tears — in the video.