Nor will you see her co-star, adult-film performer James Deen.
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Also absent from the trailer: Any indication of the movie's plot. Except, apparently, that it's set in L.A.
The trailer, tweeted by the movie's author Bret Easton Ellis late Tuesday, comprises seemingly random footage of Los Angeles landmarks: The Cinerama theater. The La Brea Tar Pits. Canters deli. The Chateau Marmont. (Which, admittedly, Lohan has been known to hang out in from time to time, but still…)
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Is this some kind of variation on Where's Waldo? Or did the producers of the film simply find a tourist's lost camcorder and decide to use the vacation footage they found within?
According to previous reports, the film will be a thriller, and Lohan will play a character named Tara. We dare you to try to figure out the rest of it by watching the trailer below.